Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook

[nnm 36472]

On 5/28/2024 at 6:19 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Calm down. 

[thunderlounge 7871]

Your sister liked it. 

[Kwix 2191]

4 words? I can do it with 1 exhale. 

[ABSR 5319]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Calm down. 

We will also accept “Calm down Sugar tits”

[Navin R. Johnson 709]

6 hours ago, nnm said:

[SurlyBDR 22808]

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[WithoutAClue 15393]

[Tex Long 4403]

23 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

+++REP for absolute troof.

 

[YGIFS 19452]

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Hits close to home.  Because every summer, I grill for the in-laws and they basically like their steak cooked to taste/feel like a leather flip-flop.  20+ years later, I gotta explain that the juice isn't blood.  It's myoglobin protein and water.  But fucking-A, if I don't have to put it on for another ten minutes until it tastes like a Reef sandal.  

[nnm 36472]

[Jerry Callo 8704]

17 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Hits close to home.  Because every summer, I grill for the in-laws and they basically like their steak cooked to taste/feel like a leather flip-flop.  20+ years later, I gotta explain that the juice isn't blood.  It's myoglobin protein and water.  But fucking-A, if I don't have to put it on for another ten minutes until it tastes like a Reef sandal.  

My wife, father-in-law, and I get a medium rare filet.  My mother-in-law gets an overcooked flat iron.  I refuse to overcook a $40/lb steak.

[YGIFS 19452]

Yeah, it's not my place to judge.  I just enjoy feeding people and doing the grunt work.  But at some point, it really does become a question of 'why are spending $30/steak so it tastes like rubber bands?'  

Just pick something else I'll smoke it just fine.  They do their turkey pretty well.  But they don't eat seafood/fish, very rarely chicken. It's mostly beef and cooked the fuck out of its misery.  But at these prices, why bother?  Let's just get hamburgers instead of eating leather belts that literally cost the same as a real leather belt.  /rant 

[Dnaguy 12002]

On 5/30/2024 at 3:09 AM, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

 

 

On 5/30/2024 at 4:52 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Sorry what? Was concentrating on something else 

 

On 5/30/2024 at 7:01 AM, Nole-4-Life said:

Did she say something???

 

Edited May 31 by Dnaguy

[nnm 36472]

25 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

But at these prices, why bother?  Let's just get hamburgers instead of eating leather belts that literally cost the same as a real leather belt. 

Interesting, and correct, depending on whether you cook at home or eat out.  

From Central Market, grass fed New Zealand wagyu ribeye is $34.99/lb ($2.18/oz)

5 oz plain leather belt is $18 at Amazon ($3.6/oz).  Amazon link

If you eat out at a good steakhouse, the steak is more expensive.  The 24 oz American bone-in ribeye is $179 ($7.46/oz) at III Forks in Austin.  III Forks menu 

[Born to Run 6569]

You could drop those old flip phones 100x and they would still work like a charm

I wake boarded with one in my pocket. Didn't realize it was there until it started ringing.
Worked fine for a long time afterwards too.

[SurlyBDR 22808]

[SurlyBDR 22808]

[Incredulity 11675]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Interesting, and correct, depending on whether you cook at home or eat out.  

From Central Market, grass fed New Zealand wagyu ribeye is $34.99/lb ($2.18/oz)

5 oz plain leather belt is $18 at Amazon ($3.6/oz).  Amazon link

If you eat out at a good steakhouse, the steak is more expensive.  The 24 oz American bone-in ribeye is $179 ($7.46/oz) at III Forks in Austin.  III Forks menu 

where are you getting 5oz for the belt?

[ABSR 5319]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

My wife, father-in-law, and I get a medium rare filet.  My mother-in-law gets an overcooked flat iron.  I refuse to overcook a $40/lb steak.

If you go to a restaurant and someone orders a steak well done the kitchen picks the shittiest piece of meat they have and they burn it.  

[nnm 36472]

10 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

where are you getting 5oz for the belt?

Strange.  When I click on it in a regular window, the product details don't give a weight.  When I go to Amazon in an incognito window, search for "plain leather belt," and then click on this particular one, I get the following in the product details:

[ztejas 43491]

17 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Your sister liked it. 

(Insert female coworker here) liked it.

[Incredulity 11675]

Just now, nnm said:

Strange.  When I click on it in a regular window, the product details don't give a weight.  When I go to Amazon in an incognito window, search for "plain leather belt," and then click on this particular one, I get the following in the product details:

Which would include the metal buckle...right?

It doesn't really matter.  just got me wondering.

[nnm 36472]

1 minute ago, Incredulity said:

Which would include the metal buckle...right?

It doesn't really matter.  just got me wondering.

Yes, probably.  I went down that rabbit trail also, but didn't chase it to the end.  

[Vic Mackey 47089]

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[SurlyBDR 22808]

[nnm 36472]

4 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

I commented on this the last time I waited with Mrs. NNM to claim her bag (don't get me started on my periodic rage that other family members check bags, despite decades of watching me travel with NO checked bags for many reasons).  I have been traveling domestically and internationally for over 50 years.  Multiple millions of flight miles.  Every continent except Australia and Antarctica.  I have never once seen anyone, in any country, compare a bag check ticket against the ticket on the bag.  

[Jerry Callo 8704]

10 minutes ago, nnm said:

I have never once seen anyone, in any country, compare a bag check ticket against the ticket on the bag.

There was a period of time that they checked bag tickets at Mueller.  That might have been a while ago, though.

[Incredulity 11675]

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

I commented on this the last time I waited with Mrs. NNM to claim her bag (don't get me started on my periodic rage that other family members check bags, despite decades of watching me travel with NO checked bags for many reasons).  I have been traveling domestically and internationally for over 50 years.  Multiple millions of flight miles.  Every continent except Australia and Antarctica.  I have never once seen anyone, in any country, compare a bag check ticket against the ticket on the bag.  

One time for me that I can think of.

20 or so years ago at Midway(pre-remodel) on a SWA flight that arrived around midnight they were checking everyone leaving with a bag.  They had(and still do) railings that made exit through one or two areas.

which surprised the shit out of me because I have filed claims for bags without a claim ticket, so I wasn't ever really careful with them.  Luckily I had mine.

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[Incredulity 11675]

23 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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On 5/25/2024 at 6:38 PM, Longboard Horn said:

[Ice Cube]
She a straggler, struggler, straight salami smuggler
Every time I see the bitch, she's looking uglier
And if you got a trick-ass on your left, sitting there with dick on her breath
Last night she sucked my dick, now she's kissing little man
Won't he suck my dick and let's cut out the middle man
And if you haven't heard of me, you's a bitch
It ain't but a word to me

[nnm 36472]

[SurlyBDR 22808]

[Incredulity 11675]

2 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

 

Edited May 31 by Incredulity

[SurlyBDR 22808]

[Vic Mackey 47089]

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[nnm 36472]

59 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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[tbone_ 14132]

Looks way better

[YGIFS 19452]

This guy fucks.  Am I right?  

[tfoolry 8220]

[Dnaguy 12002]

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

[SurlyBDR 22808]

[Vic Mackey 47089]

And?

[SurlyBDR 22808]

[PRONG HORN 3148]

 

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