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Maybe we just have magnetic personalities   

Just happened to me again at HEB this morning.  Parked in bumble-fuck Egypt, 30 spots away from the next car.  Come back from the store, and take a work call and had the windows down.  Sure as shit, a fucking Suburban has to park right on top of me and sit there and make a call as well, despite there being acres of open space on all sides of me.  Are people still that starved for human proximity from Covid?  Just buy some blow and get on Grindr like an adult.  

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Surprisingly, the Muskmobile was parked correctly and not on the line like the other asshole.

 

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19 hours ago, Born to Run said:

On 6/2/2024 at 10:49 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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I'll never understand this beef. Have you never owned a truck(which park better in reverse in some situations) or loaded Any vehicle for a road trip? It's so much easier. I will do my thing down flip it and reverse it for bigger trips with my wives car when when she doesnt back in; more time for backing in later-amirite?

My profession (oil and gas), most places its mandatory to back into parking places. For emergencies when you have to leave its more orderly, quickly and safer if everyone is parked that way. 

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25 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fuck grandpa Joe. All my homies hate grandpa Joe.

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My new hobby at 38YO is watching the flight radar 24 app overhead and watching the jets go by, and seeing where they’re going while the kids play on the swing set haha

I do that while sitting on my boat in the Louisiana marsh, miles from anyone else. Or when camping.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The "Soul Man" sequel looks weird as fuck.  But I will watch for his demise at the hands of the Harvard educated attorney.  

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On 6/2/2024 at 11:18 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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But first fix yourself a drink.  It requires simple syrup . . . .

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On 6/3/2024 at 1:33 PM, SurlyBDR said:

That sounds like some bullshit I would come home to after a shitty day at work.

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Or, even better, don’t live in a house with a fucking screen door.

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Shit, I just got a new pair to replace an older pair. 

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47 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Because he should be. 
 

 

 

36 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

All of them. 

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$10 tooth fairy?

da fuq?

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Me Tarzan, you Jane

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7 minutes ago, ajax said:

Me Tarzan, you Jane

Got a chuckle from me. 

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31 minutes ago, ajax said:

Me Tarzan, you Jane

Me Marry, You Will

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11 hours ago, tfoolry said:

Now do 'Christine' 

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