Lines or scenes you wouldn't see today

[Mo Horn 8795]

Was watching an old episode of M*A*S*H and this scene came on. There's no way that could be shot today. Got me wondering what other lines or scenes from everyday shows would fit this category

• Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : I've never been to a rape before.

  Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Maybe for your next birthday.

Edited February 25, 2022 by Mo Horn

[Deej 76511]

Are there new episodes of M*A*S*H?

[futureman 22411]

do you mean wouldn’t see today?

[HornPhD 1361]

All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!

[ztejas 43244]

Buncha KC gay slur heres.

[Helobious 9477]

Everything currently on TV

[Beantown Express 2.0 6531]

Can someone just post the script from Blazing Saddles.

[Mo Horn 8795]

2 hours ago, futureman said:

do you mean wouldn’t see today?

Doh

[Francisco 2.0 32290]

Edit:  Beantown already had it.

 

Just pick anything:

 

 

Edited February 26, 2022 by Francisco 2.0

[Prepuce of Doom 20969]

Rex Kramer: Danger Seeker

[McCroskey 1493]

Subscribed.

[Jive Turkey 12562]

this scene has been cut from Sixteen Candles when they rerun it on TV.  and there's no way a comedy could be made where a kid has sex with a girl who was blackout drunk.

 

[Mach 1 1676]

^^

Thought about that also.  From the same era, I don't think there's any way the whore/party scene in Risky Business could possilbly be done today.  Alas, many a would be spawn of young Mach 1 lost to the tissues of time.

[henrygandorf 29174]

i watched thief a few weeks ago.  pretty straightforward michael mann movie.  made in 1981.  james caan's character was a pretty standard asshole with pretty standard asshole problems.  he was also a racist.  you could tell by the way he spoke, kinda just casually.

the funny thing is that it wasn't really part of his character breakdown to be racist, that's just how he was written.  the character could absolutely exist today, but the second he started talking, you would say to yourself, "oh, i'm supposed to know that character is a racist because of the stuff he said."

it's not just the productions that have evolved, we've been trained to consume things differently as well.

[veritas aequitas 436]

Spoiler

no disrespect to the orientals

Dock that chink a days pay for napping on the job

Edited February 26, 2022 by veritas aequitas

[mr. sunshine 2824]

I honestly can’t imagine Pulp Fiction and other Tarantino movies being released today as much as they contain a certain word 

[shadow_operative 15931]

[shadow_operative 15931]

here's one that's extremely mild, and yet it would never ever be made today:

those deodorant commercials where the tag line was "strong enough for a man, but made for a woman." 

[mchookem 16095]

1 hour ago, mr. sunshine said:

I honestly can’t imagine Pulp Fiction and other Tarantino movies being released today as much as they contain a certain word 

Django Unchained and Hateful 8 are both <10 years old.

i submit:

[Al Czervik 1228]

Not just in tv and movies. 

[qwertyu1234 496]

The Sicilian scene from True Romance most definitely:

 

[Biff Tannen 45477]

12 hours ago, mchookem said:

Django Unchained and Hateful 8 are both <10 years old.

i submit:

Wat?  I think this would still fly. Oh, except for the hard R word I guess. Though she does call it out as being politically incorrect. 

[Dennis Taylor 18679]

The PC police wouldn't like this one very much 

 

 

[Bateshorn 9882]

Like a quarter of the Sean Connery Bond sex scenes.  His version wasn’t real big on consent. 

[Sbbruin 21697]

22 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Can someone just post the script from Blazing Saddles.

Exactly what I came to post.

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

Al Swearingen would definitely be cancelled.

[henrygandorf 29174]

 

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[Underdog 28437]

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The PC police wouldn't like this one very much 

 

 

[ztejas 43244]

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

Like a quarter of the Sean Connery Bond sex scenes.  His version wasn’t real big on consent. 

 

[Red Five 40593]

Robert Downey Jr. in blackface yelling about retards. 

[Underdog 28437]

On 2/25/2022 at 6:17 PM, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Can someone just post the script from Blazing Saddles.

The Sheriff is near!!

[mchookem 16095]

1 hour ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Al Swearingen would definitely be cancelled.

i think period pieces generally get a pass. 

[jdhorn92 1535]

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

/thread

lock it up

[aggie08 21380]

Any 80's coming of age movie with mistaken identity rape...er, sex. So pretty much every 80's coming of age movie.

[Victorious1 140]

3 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Like a quarter of the Sean Connery Bond sex scenes.  His version wasn’t real big on consent. 

Connery's Bond character slapped a lot of women around to get the information he wanted.  Of course they were bad women so maybe that made it ok...

[Hozz 1012]

Hangover might get some scenes cut if released today.  Paging Dr. Faggot.  Retard.  Baby jacking off joke.  Probably some others I am forgetting.

[shadow_operative 15931]

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

/thread

i watched this movie on VHS when i was in Shoal Creek back in '09. aside from the benzo withdrawals, watching that movie was probably the worst part of my stay. 

edit: although i seem to recall laughing pretty hard at the basketball scene. 

Edited February 27, 2022 by shadow_operative

[pops 6972]

13 minutes ago, Hozz said:

Hangover might get some scenes cut if released today.  Paging Dr. Faggot.  Retard.  Baby jacking off joke.  Probably some others I am forgetting.

Thanks a lot, bin laden

[FunkSoulBrother 923]

 

[pyrohornIII 4801]

[Davis Lane 5548]

 

[Guest Lobo]

22 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

 

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Gen X: "So it's a white actor in blackface for almost the whole movie because of a tanning pill overdose.  It's about him getting a Harvard Law scholarship only because he's black, even though its message is that bad stuff happens to him because he's black that wouldn't happen to him if he just revealed he was white.  And he also gets a biracial girlfriend during all this who laughs at him in the snow when he begins to turn white."  

Gen Y: "What the fuck?  I'm assuming it was widely condemned and pulled from theaters?"

Gen X:  "The protests gave it lots of free publicity.  It made $35mm on a $5mm budget, a 7x multiple which was really good back then."  

Gen Y: "What the fuck?  Well at least no black actors were involved with such a horrible picture."

Gen X: "Uh, you remember Sidney Poitier?  Well, alongside him as the pillars of black activism in Hollywood is James Earl Jones.  Yeah, he's in this movie."

Gen Y: "Was this in the 50's or 60's?"

Gen X: "This was the late 80's and almost everyone involved with the movie is still working today.  And the film continues to serve as a reminder to any old person who complains about P.C.-run amok in entertainment that they made Soul Man.  And most of us went to go see it.  And plenty of us rented it afterwards."  

I still laugh at the scene with the building super and Mark's friend Gordon. 

"Mark?  A black negro?  I had no idea.  Thank you for this information."  But otherwise, the premise and the humor hold up horribly.  

[Underdog 28437]

I only remember Rae Dawn Chong…  Homerdroolemoji. 

[Capt. Squints 176]

The Chinaman is not the issue here, dude.

[Viper 12011]

 

and a bunch of other parts of the movie

 

[Noah Fence 480]

Archie Bunker:  They ain't gonna be happy here. What are they gonna do for recreation ? There ain't a crap game or a pool hall in the whole neighborhood. There ain't a chicken shack or a rib joint within Miles of here.

Lionel Jefferson: No ribs ? Lord almighty, what is we gonna do ?

 

[texashorne 1177]

Revenge of the Nerds.. When he dresses up like that chic's BF and bones her on the moonwalk. 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

47 minutes ago, Viper said:

 

and a bunch of other parts of the movie

 

LOL Revenge of the Nerds is the first one I thought of.

Tons of casual racism, homophobia along with some light sexual assault.

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Counter argument.  Revenge of the Nerds involves a multi-racial and sexual orientation group of nerds and a strong AA national fraternity joining forces to defeat the evil running dog vermin that are the racist, homophobic, misogynist Alpha Betas.

The Mus helped too...so up with women.

Edited February 28, 2022 by Surly Bevo

[ajax 2586]

"Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."