Does our Dog have a magic pee pee?

[horn4life 3761]

Ok this is sort of weird, but I am wondering if our dog has a magical pee or something.  While all dogs have a disgusting way of saying hello, dog after dog after dog has specifically licked my dogs post pee wiener.   There can be five dogs, all can go outside and pee, but my dog over and over, is the one that always has one or two licking his dick.

I am starting to wonder if he has some sort of chemical imbalance or something that makes all the other dog's want to lick it?

If I could find a way to market it, I would make a fortune with doggie treats!  But damn... it's weird.

Edited March 1, 2022 by horn4life

[strangulation! 1716]

does your dog's pee smell like ham?

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

Don't pretend you haven't tried to figure this out yourself.

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

You seem very interested in a certain genre my friend. 

[Deej 76800]

Take him to the vet to make sure he doesn't have some sort of urinary infection. 

[JohnnyRage 1617]

So pee is what comes out but double pee, or pee pee, is his dog dick? Sorry, it's been a while since kindergarten.

[Js1 85353]

Your dog sounds like a fucking slut. 

[horn4life 3761]

Like I said. It's Weird.  

I joked about it a few months ago, and after I did we really started to notice.  The funny fucking thing was last weekend my daughter's dog licked his dick and then repeated tried to get him to return the favor.  We all were laughing our asses off.  Like A guy that got a blowjob refusing to go down on his girl.  

Urinary tract infection. Not that, as this dog has never had those and had a complete look over recently by the vet.  

If I could a product for that level of dick attraction for humans?  I would be the new Elon Musk, Or maybe Dickie Musk...  

[crash_davis 23113]

i think i found the problem.

which one is your "dog"?

[Brisketexan 105152]

Surly answer: you NEVER ask why your dick is getting sucked.  You just accept it.

Actual answer: next time at the vet, mention it.  Maybe diabetes (makes urine sweet because the body can't process sugar well)?

[52-80 19162]

have you tried licking it to find what all the fuss is about

[RPM 26322]

Your dog is out of the closet.

[Js1 85353]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

Your dog is out of the closet.

"Why are all these other dogs sucking my dick?!"

[Wally Fairway 5550]

16 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

have you tried licking it to find what all the fuss is about

I mean, you know he has. Right?

And then he had to lick the other dogs to see if he could tell the difference. NTTAWWT

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Fuck you making me click on this.  It’s like one of those slideshows on colon health. 

[DaggerHorns 3085]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Surly answer: you NEVER ask why your dick is getting sucked.  You just accept it.

Actual answer: next time at the vet, mention it.  Maybe diabetes (makes urine sweet because the body can't process sugar well)?

I’ve seen this occur. Too much sugar in the urine which was a sign of diabetes.

Next thing you know, dog was losing limbs and had to be put down.

As much fun as it sounds getting his dong licked, it could be a health issue.

[Hate 20108]

Maybe a little less of this before you bring him around other dogs?

[ztejas 43459]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

i think i found the problem.

which one is your "dog"?

 

[EE2B 1565]

I had to double check to make sure this wasn’t a Chad Briscoe thread. 

[Native Horn 3504]

6 minutes ago, EE2B said:

I had to double check to make sure this wasn’t a Chad Briscoe thread. 

same

[deadshank 24653]

This  reminds me of the two aggys that  were walking down the street and stopped in front of a house with an old hound dog laid up on the front stoop.  The dog had his leg hiked up and was thoroughly enjoying himself as he liked away at his own private parts.

One of the aggys longingly looked at the old hound dog and what  it was doing then blurted out "dang, I wish I could do that!"

The other aggy, looked at his fellow aggy with a degree of incredulity, turned and looked at what the dog was doing and then turned back to his aggy friend and said "that dog would bite you for sure!"

[Sgt Hulk 13734]

[Underdog 28687]

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Your dog sounds like a fucking slut. 

Go on… 

OP, where do you and your mutt hangout?  Asking for a friend. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

OP is just pissed that his old peanut butter trick isn't working on the neighborhood dogs anymore

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

This seems like an odd thread to have next to the Russian Warship Go Fuck Yourself Thread

[Bateshorn 9928]

[Hmbre97 6308]

OP at the dog park:

[Bevo 13577]

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Surly answer: you NEVER ask why your dick is getting sucked.  You just accept it.

Actual answer: next time at the vet, mention it.  Maybe diabetes (makes urine sweet because the body can't process sugar well)?

My guess

[Anastasis 23474]

[Wally Fairway 5550]

3 hours ago, EE2B said:

I had to double check to make sure this wasn’t a Chad Briscoe thread. 

I miss Chad's wisdom

[Prepuce of Doom 21075]

You know the saying "happier than a dog with two dicks"? 

Well the new version is "happier than @horn4life's dog who apparently has an irresistible dog dick." 

[Deej 76800]

There's a vet school about a 100 miles up the road from me that would love to "investigate" your dogs pee pee. 

[workswithseed 2112]

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Surly answer: you NEVER ask why your dick is getting sucked.  You just accept it.

Actual answer: next time at the vet, mention it.  Maybe diabetes (makes urine sweet because the body can't process sugar well)?

https://www.theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529

[workswithseed 2112]

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

Go on… 

OP, where do you and your mutt hangout?  Asking for a friend. 

[Captain Ron 12883]

 

[TheRealChuckWoolery 72]

Have you tasted it. Maybe it's nice

[BlueGreySky 1011]

I had to double check to make sure this wasn’t a Chad Briscoe thread. 

100% thought that’s what I was opening. Where is our sweet prophet?