Words and phrases that bug the living shit out of you

[BearMace 2,206]

Redditor

[Scheiss Meister 8,411]

Reach out to...  No, bitch, you called them, texted them, or otherwise tried to communicate with them.

The thing about it is...  Especially when it is used about every fifth sentence in a conversation.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1,025]

When my prick boss from NY is debating me on my finances or budget or monthly statements and he says , "I am looking at this from the 30,000 ft. level".

[MissingInAction 25,184]

11 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

When my prick boss from NY is debating me on my finances or budget or monthly statements and he says , "I am looking at this from the 30,000 ft. level".

If any phrase deserved a cock punch....

[Fudge Nuggets 19,224]

19 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

When my prick boss from NY is debating me on my finances or budget or monthly statements and he says , "I am looking at this from the 30,000 ft. level".

That is awful.  So awful I am going to start using it on a regular basis starting next week.

[deadshank 24,653]

19 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

When my prick boss from NY is debating me on my finances or budget or monthly statements and he says , "I am looking at this from the 30,000 ft. level".

Your prick boss must be flying commercial.  Surly 1% elite are flying private at 40,000 feet. 

[HiggyBaby 2,545]

Your prick boss must be flying commercial.  Surly 1% elite are flying private at 40,000 feet. 

Well pretty much any level kills me, my old boss was fond of 10,000’ levels himself.

I’ll add “choice”. As in that dude’s Jeep is so choice.

And as mentioned before, at the end of the day.

[Guest Lobo]

Message boards like this make me appreciate that grown, educated adults are still capable of not using the word "like" every 6 words in writing.  But they still do it while speaking.  For fun today, after lunch, go back to work and count silently (or on your hands) how many times myriad people at your workplace say the word "like" incorrectly in a given 60-second interaction.  If you're not sick to your stomach by 3:30p, it's only because you're bad at counting.  

[You don't know me 1,161]

Guy at work says "I'm just saying" constantly.  I'm not entirely sure why he says it so much.  If you're talking, you're "saying".  I tired of it within a couple of hours.

[BladeRunnerRock 33]

The "just sayin" folks of 5 years ago are the "literally" folks of today. 

Today's rival to "literally" is "super".  Super excited or just merely excited?

If you talk to someone who over uses "super", odds are that they are "just sayin" and "literally" people too.  You get a free pass if you just walk away from the conversation.

[Quagmire 2,147]

“ I can’t even”

Buddies wife uses it constantly when talking about their young kid.

[Guest]

I’m not gonna lie to you...

 

and in my head, I say, “ yes you are,” or “ This time.”

[chikin23 384]

Saying "you know what I mean" multiple times in a conversation.

[Longboard Horn 40,514]

Bae. I cannot fucking stand that word. 

Also “on fleek” just say on point since it means the same thing.

[The Golden Hat 302]

Coolly

I just don't like it.

[The Golden Hat 302]

Also, "at the end of the day"

And saying something "is everything" 

[pokeNbeans 203]

"Your reputation proceeds you".

The hell does that even mean?

[You don't know me 1,161]

"Your reputation proceeds you".
The hell does that even mean?

Things I am embarrassed to admit thread is that way. Your reputation precedes you.

[pokeNbeans 203]

10 hours ago, You don't know me said:

10 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

"Your reputation proceeds you".
The hell does that even mean?

Things I am embarrassed to admit thread is that way. Your reputation precedes you.

I meant the ambiguity of the statement, not it's definition.

[Guest]

On 6/9/2018 at 9:29 PM, BurntOrangeCrush said:

When my prick boss from NY is debating me on my finances or budget or monthly statements and he says , "I am looking at this from the 30,000 ft. level".

I always took that to mean they were on vacation...

[luke duke 6,414]

Bae. I cannot fucking stand that word. 
Also “on fleek” just say on point since it means the same thing.

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[Chico_SA 521]

Fuck!! I've had it with...."With that being said"....Tought time of year

[nbmishoid 962]

40 years ago, I had a ‘senior’ engineer, when asked what the problem with a particular well was, would always reply “It’s dark down there”.  Definitely pnuchable.

[WhatTheBuck 28,798]

“In this economy?”

Yeah, that was cute for about 30 seconds. 

[KaiserSoze 998]

On 6/27/2018 at 6:31 AM, Quagmire said:

“ I can’t even”

Buddies wife uses it constantly when talking about their young kid.

 

[Post Oak 20,272]

GOAT

[59 Burst 434]

Irregardless 

[Superhero 8,842]

Where you at?

 

Artisanal

Hand made

Locally sourced

[Prepuce of Doom 21,103]

People who put the emphasis on the second syllable of "mustache" so it sounds like muh-STASH instead of MUSS-tash. 

[NWBuck 8,586]

10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

People who put the emphasis on the second syllable of "mustache" so it sounds like muh-STASH instead of MUSS-tash. 

Also ragey? "moo-stAHsh" 

[stc 1,465]

colorways

price point 

 

[nnm 36,632]

Climate change

[MrBig 5,440]

On 1/11/2024 at 11:49 AM, Chico_SA said:

Fuck!! I've had it with...."With that being said"....Tought time of year

[Bullneck 19,206]

"It's been a minute"

[Sandman 3,412]

When did we go from "I need/I want/I like" to "I am needing/I am wanting/I am liking"? I want to slap MFers who call and say "I am needing help with XYZ".