Nuclear/Catastrophe Planning

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

What are your plans in case of a nuclear strike or massive catastrophe.

 

We have a couple weeks worth of food and about 400 acres outside of San Saba with a well and generator. What are your plans?  

[Captain Obvious 516]

Hopefully be vaporized immediately.  0% interest in being involved in the decades of shitshow that follow assuming everyone isn't dead already.

[Bevo&Pevo 5173]

Pack some sunblock rated for say......50 kajillion.

[UTGrad98 2276]

Fly to my wife's parents house in Mexico if we have time/access . Drive if we don't. She says she knows a route we can make it there alive without the cartels gunning us down on the highway. 

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

2 minutes ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

Those drills were so fucking absurd

[Radical Larry 28627]

Work on my tan. Summer is just around the corner.

[52-80 19162]

Start immediately on breaking-in/domesticating the new mutant beasts so i can command an army as overlord

[Anastasis 23474]

My bug out destinations are all within a radius around San Antonio, so probably in the fall out range.  My primary concern would be rallying up with family. We would have access to some facilities with very deep concrete walls, well stocked cellars, lots of guns, generators tied in to serial underground tanks, and could probably go at least 6 months without coming up for air if needed. Perhaps longer with sever rationing. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

In all honesty, Ill probably hug my family and tell them how much I love them and if I have a spare few seconds, check in here to see who else is about to die

[Hawndoh 2386]

Get vaporized. I don't even like the Fallout video games.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Just now, Anastasis said:

My bug out destinations are all within a radius around San Antonio, so probably in the fall out range.  My primary concern would be rallying up with family. We would have access to some facilities with very deep concrete walls, well stocked cellars, lots of guns, generators tied in to serial underground tanks, and could probably go at least 6 months without coming up for air if needed. Perhaps longer with sever rationing. 

 

...New Plan:

 Im going to follow then kill @Anastasisand his family…….

 

 

[DougHdTx1968 37]

I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. 

First, salt is fungible. There will soon be no more currency, so we will be forced to barter.

Second, humans need salt to live. If we do not have it, we cannot sweat. Or if we do, it will be very weird.

Third, it is iodized, so you can protect yourself from radiation poisoning by prophylactally eating a few cups per day.

Fourth, salt is a perservative, so regardless of the source of your meat, you can keep it edible for some time.

Fifth, salt can be weaponized and used to eradicate the larvae of rapidly approaching death snails.  You have to get them as slugs, before they have a chance to evolve.

 

 

 

[Wade 464]

13 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

Hopefully be vaporized immediately.  0% interest in being involved in the decades of shitshow that follow assuming everyone isn't dead already.

Same

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. 
First, salt is fungible. There will soon be no more currency, so we will be forced to barter.
Second, humans need salt to live. If we do not have it, we cannot sweat. Or if we do, it will be very weird.
Third, it is iodized, so you can protect yourself from radiation poisoning by prophylactally eating a few cups per day.
Fourth, salt is a perservative, so regardless of the source of your meat, you can keep it edible for some time.
Fifth, salt can be weaponized and used to eradicate the larvae of rapidly approaching death snails.  You have to get them as slugs, before they have a chance to evolve.
 
 
 

We’re stocked up on pasta and like 10 jars of ragu.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. 
First, salt is fungible. There will soon be no more currency, so we will be forced to barter.
Second, humans need salt to live. If we do not have it, we cannot sweat. Or if we do, it will be very weird.
Third, it is iodized, so you can protect yourself from radiation poisoning by prophylactally eating a few cups per day.
Fourth, salt is a perservative, so regardless of the source of your meat, you can keep it edible for some time.
Fifth, salt can be weaponized and used to eradicate the larvae of rapidly approaching death snails.  You have to get them as slugs, before they have a chance to evolve.
 
 
 

I claim "Death Snails" as my post-apocalyptic band name.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

3 minutes ago, DougHdTx1968 said:

I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. 

First, salt is fungible. There will soon be no more currency, so we will be forced to barter.

Second, humans need salt to live. If we do not have it, we cannot sweat. Or if we do, it will be very weird.

Third, it is iodized, so you can protect yourself from radiation poisoning by prophylactally eating a few cups per day.

Fourth, salt is a perservative, so regardless of the source of your meat, you can keep it edible for some time.

Fifth, salt can be weaponized and used to eradicate the larvae of rapidly approaching death snails.  You have to get them as slugs, before they have a chance to evolve.

 

 

 

[Deej 76806]

Relax and enjoy it.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

8 minutes ago, DougHdTx1968 said:

I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. 

First, salt is fungible. There will soon be no more currency, so we will be forced to barter.

Second, humans need salt to live. If we do not have it, we cannot sweat. Or if we do, it will be very weird.

Third, it is iodized, so you can protect yourself from radiation poisoning by prophylactally eating a few cups per day.

Fourth, salt is a perservative, so regardless of the source of your meat, you can keep it edible for some time.

Fifth, salt can be weaponized and used to eradicate the larvae of rapidly approaching death snails.  You have to get them as slugs, before they have a chance to evolve.

 

 

 

[Kel Varnsen 8509]

I hope Amazon Prime delivers my disaster supplies before the bombs start hittin.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

[luke duke 6413]

[Clayton Williams]Relax and enjoy it. [\Clayton Williams]

FIFY

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

Relax and enjoy it.

Thanks Clayton

[Incredulity 11675]

18 minutes ago, DougHdTx1968 said:

I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. 

First, salt is fungible. There will soon be no more currency, so we will be forced to barter.

Second, humans need salt to live. If we do not have it, we cannot sweat. Or if we do, it will be very weird.

Third, it is iodized, so you can protect yourself from radiation poisoning by prophylactally eating a few cups per day.

Fourth, salt is a perservative, so regardless of the source of your meat, you can keep it edible for some time.

Fifth, salt can be weaponized and used to eradicate the larvae of rapidly approaching death snails.  You have to get them as slugs, before they have a chance to evolve.

 

 

 

Thanks, i needed a laugh. Tonight has me a bit on edge.

 

 

[jettrink 40]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Man, that's a cutie!  I gotta get me some of those.

[Anastasis 23474]

21 minutes ago, DougHdTx1968 said:

I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. 

 

A few bottles of potassium iodide should suffice. 

 

[jettrink 40]

Seriously, I live in a shithole a 100 miles from anywhere.  If it gets me, we are all finished.  Good luck to us all

[TheRealChuckWoolery 72]

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

A few bottles of potassium iodide should suffice. 

 

What if one were to preserve bananas in salt, would that be useful for something? 

[TheRealChuckWoolery 72]

full disclosure: I live on a banana farm

[Neonmoon 38129]

I live in the mountains. I will make some popcorn and watch the world end. 

Edited March 4, 2022 by Neonmoon

[Nicole44 22060]

29 minutes ago, DougHdTx1968 said:

I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. 

First, salt is fungible. There will soon be no more currency, so we will be forced to barter.

Second, humans need salt to live. If we do not have it, we cannot sweat. Or if we do, it will be very weird.

Third, it is iodized, so you can protect yourself from radiation poisoning by prophylactally eating a few cups per day.

Fourth, salt is a perservative, so regardless of the source of your meat, you can keep it edible for some time.

Fifth, salt can be weaponized and used to eradicate the larvae of rapidly approaching death snails.  You have to get them as slugs, before they have a chance to evolve.

 

 

 

You forgot that if you put a ring of salt around yourself it will keep out the ghosts from trying to kill or possess you. I’ve watched Supernatural and I know shit.

[Anastasis 23474]

1 minute ago, TheRealChuckWoolery said:

full disclosure: I live on a banana farm

[Anastasis 23474]

42 minutes ago, 4doorsMoreWhores said:

 

This one is tough to rank. 

[DougHdTx1968 37]

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

You forgot that if you put a ring of salt around yourself it will keep out the ghosts from trying to kill or possess you. I’ve watched Supernatural and I know shit.

I shouldn't have to explain this but ghosts aren't real

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I live in the mountains. I will make some popcorn and watch the world end. 

 

‘til the mutant sand lizards get you….

[deac_tracy 516]

I hate this thread since I live 3 miles away from the Pentagon.

 

If it does happen, hopefully the mods donate my hard earned rep to a charitable cause.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Just now, Anastasis said:

 

This one is tough to rank. 

 

Buddy, its cool they’re like 90 by now.

2,x,1

[BigDHornfan 6549]

 
This one is tough to rank. 

Not for Epstein

[Steel Shank 9426]

I’d begin by laying some pipe. Then I’d relax and enjoy a few beers.

[staboner 4975]

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

My bug out destinations are all within a radius around San Antonio, so probably in the fall out range.  My primary concern would be rallying up with family. We would have access to some facilities with very deep concrete walls, well stocked cellars, lots of guns, generators tied in to serial underground tanks, and could probably go at least 6 months without coming up for air if needed. Perhaps longer with sever rationing. 

[NorthLoop 14210]

1 hour ago, DougHdTx1968 said:

I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. 

First, salt is fungible. There will soon be no more currency, so we will be forced to barter.

Second, humans need salt to live. If we do not have it, we cannot sweat. Or if we do, it will be very weird.

Third, it is iodized, so you can protect yourself from radiation poisoning by prophylactally eating a few cups per day.

Fourth, salt is a perservative, so regardless of the source of your meat, you can keep it edible for some time.

Fifth, salt can be weaponized and used to eradicate the larvae of rapidly approaching death snails.  You have to get them as slugs, before they have a chance to evolve.

 

 

 

I'm going to eat Doug.

[Rip76 4929]

1 hour ago, Captain Obvious said:

Hopefully be vaporized immediately.  0% interest in being involved in the decades of shitshow that follow assuming everyone isn't dead already.

This all day

[DaggerHorns 3085]

Smile knowing I was right all along…..…..…..

 

”you have a higher chance of dying in a nuclear fucking holocaust than winning another title, aggy”

[dhornf 52]

Question for you experts.  If  shit were to hit the fan, how much time do we have to bug out of Houston, Austin, etc. before nukes land? Will I be vaporized on 610 or 35 trying to leave? I'll hang up and listen.

[phdhorn 6224]

5 minutes ago, dhornf said:

Question for you experts.  If  shit were to hit the fan, how much time do we have to bug out of Houston, Austin, etc. before nukes land? Will I be vaporized on 610 or 35 trying to leave? I'll hang up and listen.

Meh, about 30-40 minutes if continental-launched.  However if on a sub, could be as little as 10.

You can still stop at Buc-ee's, just don't linger at the bakery, get your kolaches and get moving.

[Macanudo 12979]

I'm going to get a blow job for the first time in a while.

[Schulz2.0 28957]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

What are your plans in case of a nuclear strike or massive catastrophe.

 

We have a couple weeks worth of food and about 400 acres outside of San Saba with a well and generator. What are your plans?  

Time. Distance. Shielding.

[Hate 20108]

I'll be on the shores of Lake Buchanan eating 3 eyed fish...if I can make it there,

[bschoolprof 6255]

We’ve survived two massive catastrophes in losses to Kansas in the last decade. We’re ready. 

[phdhorn 6224]

1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

We’ve survived two massive catastrophes in losses to Kansas in the last decade. We’re ready. 

God forbid they employ ex-Maryland Terps, though.