Shriner's College Classic Weekend Thread

[kingkoopa6 8376]

Texas sports dog doing scoreboard here too 

 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2738]

Tanner Witt’s mom has made enemies of all of section 113. Won’t sit down, heckling, and everyone is yelling and throwing stuff at her.

I assume that is an LSU section

[Burt Macklin 19038]

Holy shit. I cannot believe he hit that out. That pitch was so fucking inside. Get the man batting cleanup right now! 

[83Horn 1642]

4 minutes ago, Walte464 said:

Tanner Witt’s mom has made enemies of all of section 113. Won’t sit down, heckling, and everyone is yelling and throwing stuff at her.

Pics of mom?

[zlavydra 2123]

Does it still count as a home run if you don't have a pimp coat?

[LTtxfan 49320]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Alright.....100 pitches...going to the 8th.

That'll Do Stevens, that'll do...

7 complete.... No Runs !! 🤘

[Fletch 5800]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Oh he absolutely needs to be in the lineup, I just don’t like him at the 4 at all even if he hits like last year.

Yeah I agree. Some of my friends have wanted Stehly at 2nd long term. Yeah no fuck that. Benching him and getting some tee work for a week or so would be good for him but we all know, or at least expect him to be hitting around .320 with give of take 5 homers in conference, just at this exact moment, a couple games on the bench or hitting 9th would do him some good 

[texifornia 57033]

 

 

[Levi 2588]

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

Like I said about Stehly at 3

Hmmm, now I think if Pierce likes the 3 spot that much for Melendez then Stehly at 4 would be pretty good as well. 

[hobbes2702 13049]

1 minute ago, 83Horn said:

Pics of mom?

Pm @South Austin

[demos 3004]

Keep hitting at that aggy. Maybe bean him in the head.

[Fletch 5800]

5 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I want Melendez batting every first inning.  Todd 4th, Stehly 5th.

That works too. That extra ab would be huge down the stretch 

[hobbes2702 13049]

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Holy shit. I cannot believe he hit that out. That pitch was so fucking inside. Get the man batting cleanup right now! 

He just wristed it out. Strong.

Edited March 6, 2022 by hobbes2702

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

Would be kinda cool to know who is throwing in the bullpen for Texas. Guess the new pitcher will be a surprise. 

[texifornia 57033]

2 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Texas sports dog doing scoreboard here too 

 

aggy douche still horns downing

[OB3 3629]

2 minutes ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

Stehly justed stamped his spot at the 3 or four hole

I think 4 would be a good spot for him, he can hit for power or contact. Drive in whoever’s in front of him, or start it with a single

[Ten Bears 2481]

Stehly's Homer looked like it was 3 inches off the plate. 

[Fletch 5800]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Holy shit. I cannot believe he hit that out. That pitch was so fucking inside. Get the man batting cleanup right now! 

He’s got some crazy fucking wrists

[Levi 2588]

Todd hasn’t done that much to be put in the 4 hole spot. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5211]

Meanwhile some UCLA pitcher is thinking "shit these guys are gonna kick my ass".

[Horny Bull 2766]

Duplantier on to pitch.

[Walte464 450]

4 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

I assume that is an LSU section

Nope, behind Texas dugout

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

1 minute ago, demos said:

Keep hitting at that aggy. Maybe bean him in the head.

Ya'll do know that aggy is watching this game....trying to decide who to root for.....nah.....they rooting against tu!

[Biff Tannen 45695]

8 minutes ago, Walte464 said:

Tanner Witt’s mom has made enemies of all of section 113. Won’t sit down, heckling, and everyone is yelling and throwing stuff at her.

I hope this isn't true.

[utxmike05 1828]

Which one of you is this? 2nd sneaker chug I have seen him do

 

 

[JerrysJheriCurl 977]

There’s a shirtless horn fan shotgunning beers out of his shoe in section 111. He’s done 5 already 

Video won’t upload because reasons. 

[Biff Tannen 45695]

8 minutes ago, Walte464 said:

Tanner Witt’s mom has made enemies of all of section 113. Won’t sit down, heckling, and everyone is yelling and throwing stuff at her.

I hope this isn't true.

[Dahobbs 17627]

Interesting. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Burl Ives now pitching for LSU

Jimmy Crack Corndog.  

[LTtxfan 49320]

So use to playing at home, I keep expecting to see Occupy Left Field folks on those Texas HRs to the Crawford Box...  🤘

[Fletch 5800]

Just now, DoneWithit said:

Todd hasn’t done that much to be put in the 4 hole spot. 

Stehly then todd/Silas/Messinger in any order with Faltine and salt 8 and 9 to flip the lineup over 

[JerrysJheriCurl 977]

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I hope this isn't true.

Not sure about throwing stuff but the other stuff is true. 
She’s a piece of work 

[hobbes2702 13049]

Just now, Fletch said:

Stehly then todd/Silas/Messinger in any order with Faltine and salt 8 and 9 to flip the lineup over 

Fucking Daly after we talked him up lol

[troph 24893]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

So use to playing at home, I keep expecting to see Occupy Left Field folks on those Texas HRs to the Crawford Box...  🤘

they are in the stands too busy chugging beers out of their shoes.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4780]

…and then .. E4.

Let’s try a DP 

Edited March 6, 2022 by VirginiaLonghorn

[SomeoneYouKnow2 239]

5D chess move by Daly to set up the DP right here...right?

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Jimmy Crack Corndog.  

I don't care.

[CptnJiggleBits 931]

9 hole will be a good spot to get Mitchell back on track. He'll get to see mire pitches from guys not wanting to see the top of the lineup. Treating the nine hole like a leadoff hitter can help him do what he does best, back through the box. Booze is wearing on my typin n articulatin. .ahhh lets fycking gooo Horns

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

3 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Duplantier on to pitch.

His mom is a Dr.

[SomeoneYouKnow2 239]

JFC...

[Dahobbs 17627]

Well fuck. 

[hobbes2702 13049]

1 minute ago, CptnJiggleBits said:

9 hole will be a good spot to get Mitchell back on track. He'll get to see mire pitches from guys not wanting to see the top of the lineup. Treating the nine hole like a leadoff hitter can help him do what he does best, back through the box. Booze is wearing on my typin n articulatin. .ahhh lets fycking gooo Horns

I’ve always been a fan of your worst hitter in the 8 spot and your second lead off at the 9.

[Mo Horn 8852]

Free baserunners are no bueno

Edited March 6, 2022 by Mo Horn

[Levi 2588]

Start to get Harrison warmed up just in case 

[Pablo 494]

fucking pitch was spot on

[hobbes2702 13049]

Oh that wasn’t a strike but I’ll take it

[Pablo 494]

and he calls the back door breaker

i'm not complaining, just saying, lol

[troph 24893]

Mighta been a ball but it was still filthy. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4780]

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Oh that wasn’t a strike but I’ll take it

Makes it hard to take the next one

[Dahobbs 17627]

Well fuck.