It's time to blow up the moon

[TheRealChuckWoolery 72]

1. It's useless. What the fuck is it for? The tides? Well good. Pirates are bad, I hope they get stuck.

2. It's just a bunch of stupid rock, we have plenty of that here. Have you been to earth? It's like 75% rock. We could make several moons from the rock we already have. Build American.

3. The Russians won't expect it. And besides, if we don't blow it up, either they or the Chinese will, and then where will be be. I'll tell you: Without a fucking moon. But we can be *first*. It's our Manifest Destiny.

4. "But, TheRealChuckWoolery, how will we see at night if there's no moon?" Man, fuck you, get a flashlight or start a fire or some shit. It's not my job to take care of your can't see nothing ass.

5. There's nothing to do there. like four dudes have been there ever, and all they ever did was hit a golf ball (that got lost in a fucking sand trap) and pick up rocks. You can do that in Manor, and you don't need a billion dollar rocket for that.

6. The moon industry is 100% full of nerds. They need to be working on something important, like blowing up other celestial bodies that are also in the way. Mars is bullshit, Venus is gassy af, and I'm not sure Jupiter even exists.

 

[conVINCEd 21469]

Don’t get high on your own supply.

[TriStone 1724]

 

[TheRealChuckWoolery 72]

6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Don’t get high on your own supply.

well if you can figure out some other way to blow up the moon so the russians can't do it I would like to hear it

[TheRealChuckWoolery 72]

honestly that comment isn't constructive at all

[Underdog 28689]

 

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

It tends to defend us against impact from space stuff. Which is why it’s full of craters and earth is not. 

[Chet Steadman 940]

[ChickenSandwich 9840]

 

Table 5 needs more unlimited breadsticks. 

[Js1 85353]

[DaggerHorns 3085]

58 minutes ago, TheRealChuckWoolery said:

honestly that comment isn't constructive at all

Pipe down, geek.

[Nivek 16936]

Moon's already getting farther away each year.   Without the moon, our orbit changes.  

Scienced, DORK.

Edited March 6, 2022 by Nivek

[Deej 76806]

It would solve that pesky werewolf problem.

[po elvis 2072]

you should go away, for two minutes and two seconds, think about it, and get back to us.

[ztejas 43464]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It tends to defend us against impact from space stuff. Which is why it’s full of craters and earth is not. 

No. It's full of craters because there's no atmosphere (or oceans, plate movement etc.) so the impacts stay visible for much longer. The Earth would look the same if it was similarly barren. 

[cmontexas 3271]

Look out moon

America's gonna get ya

Gonna go kaboom

Was nice to have met ya

Cuz ya don't mess around

With God's America

[South Austin 52515]

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

I’m considering making a “blowing up the moon [serious]” thread.  Please only post insight from recognized news orgs there. 

[Homercles 10206]

[Nicole44 22060]

[Incredulity 11675]

Chuck Woolery or Pat Sajak?  Make up your mind, are you gonna shit or are you gonna kill us?

[That Guy 959]

Probably important to point out that the moon has been here for like 5000 years and there’s only been dudes on it. Make if that what you will. 

[Your Mom 4806]

23 minutes ago, That Guy said:

Probably important to point out that the moon has been here for like 5000 years and there’s only been dudes on it. Make if that what you will. 

Allegedly. 

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4976]

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

Careful, someone from Boston might ne reading this thread.

[CooterBrown 18014]

It would solve the werewolf and surfer problem.

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

58 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

It would solve the werewolf and surfer problem.

And the werewolf surfer problem. Or is that what you said?

[CooterBrown 18014]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And the werewolf surfer problem. Or is that what you said?

They're partners in crime but I wouldn't be surprised if they're romantically involved.

[TexasEd 8067]

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

It would solve the werewolf and surfer problem.

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And the werewolf surfer problem. Or is that what you said?

 

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

They're partners in crime but I wouldn't be surprised if they're romantically involved.

Obviously this is what he meant

 

[crash_davis 23113]

how about we shrink the moon. anyone ever thought of that? huh?

[hullabelew 3724]

Will someone think of the Neon Moon?  

[jeevsie 3734]

[yoladu 4094]

[SHOOTER12 8810]

On 3/6/2022 at 1:53 PM, conVINCEd said:

Don’t get high on your own supply.

Welp, that advice is obviously too late.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

23 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

Table 5 needs more unlimited breadsticks. 

Leave Ric Flair out of it...

[66BUFF 2564]

19 hours ago, South Austin said:

 

I celebrate her whole catalog.

[TheRealChuckWoolery 72]

7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

how about we shrink the moon. anyone ever thought of that? huh?

are you five? completely impossible

[TheRealChuckWoolery 72]

seriously your idea is completely asinine

[Surly Bevo 24964]

OP thinks he is creative.  He is not.  This has been looked into by Top Men.....

TOP

 

MEN

https://www.forbes.com/sites/christopherhelman/2012/11/26/u-s-planned-cold-war-mission-to-blow-up-the-moon-is-that-even-possible/?sh=1e3c270c1f92

[Homercles 10206]

23 hours ago, South Austin said:

 

Tell em Large Marge sent ya!

[futureman 22469]

On 3/6/2022 at 2:11 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

It tends to defend us against impact from space stuff. Which is why it’s full of craters and earth is not. 

100%

[Murfdogg21 4412]

On 3/6/2022 at 3:47 PM, Deej said:

It would solve that pesky werewolf problem.

[Guest]

 

[Newdoc 3444]

[CHIEF 5092]

We all know the moon is made of cheese. So if gravity pulls it to Earth, do we get delicious cheese? Or will it all become queso from the heat of reentry? I would hope for a bit of both. Get cheese from countries where the cheese fell at night, then, queso from the countries where it was daytime.

CHIEF

 

[Surly Bevo 24964]

We all know the moon is made of cheese. So if gravity pulls it to Earth, do we get delicious cheese? Or will it all become queso from the heat of reentry? I would hope for a bit of both. Get cheese from countries where the cheese fell at night, then, queso from the countries where it was daytime.
CHIEF
 

I’ve heard moon cheese melts like a nice raclette so have your toasted french bread and a nice jambon cru ready.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Best thread on the Surl 

[Covri 6249]

37 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

We all know the moon is made of cheese. So if gravity pulls it to Earth, do we get delicious cheese? Or will it all become queso from the heat of reentry? I would hope for a bit of both. Get cheese from countries where the cheese fell at night, then, queso from the countries where it was daytime.

CHIEF

 

 

27 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’ve heard moon cheese melts like a nice raclette so have your toasted french bread and a nice jambon cru ready.

 

It’s framunda cheeese…

[Eskimohorn 5635]

It tends to defend us against impact from space stuff. Which is why it’s full of craters and earth is not. 

The moon defends earth from meteors about as effectively as last year’s Texas defense.

[CHIEF 5092]

42 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I’ve heard moon cheese melts like a nice raclette so have your toasted french bread and a nice jambon cru ready.

Well its been there a few million years. Maybe we can get some Roquefort, Gorgonzola, and Stilton. A pasty, sharp, and germy blue is right up my alley.

CHIEF

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