Let me ask you something. You ever Fart in front of her?

[Bogeywon 2519]

Last week I let one slip today she dumps me.

[Al_4_ISU 12470]

Breakfast schmeckfast.  Breakfasts come and go, Renae.  But Hartford?  The Whale?  They beat Vancouver once, maybe twice a lifetime.

[66BUFF 2564]

It also says I have no dick.

But that follows the financial question,...

..proving again what women really look for.

[C-Man 27235]

3 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Breakfast schmeckfast.  Breakfasts come and go, Renae.  But Hartford?  The Whale?  They beat Vancouver once, maybe twice a lifetime.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega!

[BigDHornfan 6549]

that kid is back on the escalator!

[shadow_operative 15932]

Brody man, noochie noochies! and look at this shit, the mad fat chick killer.

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[Buzzrock 14926]

Cookie stand isn’t part of the food court.

[Radical Larry 28651]

Fly, fat ass, fly!

[shadow_operative 15932]

Haha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner; it's a sailboat. 

[jetsfan76 719]

One day, I hope to cum loud, preferably in a 69!

[BigDHornfan 6549]

Who’s your favorite New Kid?

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.

[Buzzrock 14926]

Knock it off!

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

I went out with him once. He tried to screw me in an uncomfortable place. 
 

-What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?

[Bogeywon 2519]

4 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Who’s your favorite New Kid?

Call me Joey 

[Neonmoon 38129]

Tell him Steve-Dave!

[Stringer 1439]

Well, did he finish or what?!?

[shadow_operative 15932]

Definitely a jackhammer. I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done you're not the same as before. You're changed.