Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[Chips O'Toole 1325]

[Gil Bang 25964]

that's a quality dish, prepared in a high-end oven. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Love me sone Ritz cracker dips

[elfenix 34274]

chicken alfredo dip is probably amazing.  that one almost certainly isn't, though.

[Vic Mackey 47076]

[UTCzech III 2907]

Not a big fan of Rice-a-Roni, but I've eaten worse...

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Yeah, I'll skip the rice-and-mushroom-soup mixture, but the rest of that plate gets scarfed pretty quickly.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Rice actually looks like maybe it's got breakfast sausage in it.   I might eat that.

[Bat Guano 359]

That's rice? Looks like something my dog threw up.

[Trey3216 15347]

2 minutes ago, Bat Guano said:

That's rice? Looks like something my dog threw up.

username nearly checks out

[elfenix 34274]

how do you burn the shit out of one part of the wing while leaving the other part duck of death'd?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

jambalaya, boys...bad jambalaya but jambalaya nevertheless.

i’d eat it all...

[Sbbruin 21858]

On 3/26/2019 at 6:47 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

[Brothahorn 10087]

Rice actually looks like maybe it's got breakfast sausage in it.   I might eat that.

Rice and breakfast sausage is damn good eating.

[Longhornstampede 3184]

Straight from Seagoville

 

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[Longhornstampede 3184]

The Seagoville pic

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[elfenix 34274]

i'm not sure whether to be impressed that the potatoes appear to have been cooked with a modicum of skill from scratch, or laughing at a plate consisting of 3 carbs and a spoon of ketchup

[Parliament 14260]

Not a paper plate.

[Bozo_Casanova 26474]

Not a paper plate.

That plate is for company.

[ABSR 5315]

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Not a paper plate.

Special meal, special occasion so special plate!

Looking at the background they are obviously celebrating moving into a new storage shed.  After the meal they are going to put the gun and the whip on the wall.

[Longhornstampede 3184]

There's even a candy mint on the TV dinner tray table....

[Vic Mackey 47076]

[fattyflattie 4639]

On 3/27/2019 at 5:56 PM, Kyrie Eleison said:

jambalaya, boys...bad jambalaya but jambalaya nevertheless.

i’d eat it all...

That’s what I was thinking, and I concur. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

I still can’t see breakfast sausage in it. 

[Vic Mackey 47076]

...

[elfenix 34274]

belongs in the shank thread

[Kennythetiger 9389]

I’m interested in the spaghetti-o taco. 

[demos 3004]

I like all those things. Not sure if I like them in a tortilla.

[threesheets 1673]

Soggy noodles and vomit sauce.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

41 minutes ago, threesheets said:

Soggy noodles and vomit sauce.

Sounds like a College Station Pho restaurant.

[Parliament 14260]

[Vic Mackey 47076]

Mmm yummy

[demos 3004]

That might be the worst shrimp boil i’ve seen.

[Sbbruin 21858]

7 minutes ago, demos said:

That might be is without a doubt the worst shrimp boil i’ve seen.

fify

[elfenix 34274]

How do you manage to boil all the color out of everything?

[deft 6855]

By not putting any boil in the boil?

[burntorangebongos 10745]

That is just wrong for so many reasons but mainly for using pealed frozen shrimp! WTF? 

[Trey3216 15347]

I mean, is that a lemon on the bottom left?   It’s translucent. Did they boil that in bleach? 

[ButtFumble 5180]

[Brisketexan 105154]

And?

[elfenix 34274]

wish i'd had that idea

[demos 3004]

That looks a lot better than the shrimp boil

[NAVY 6747]

Stars behind it clear evidence of galactic hand  taco 

[DougO 5250]

On 5/26/2019 at 1:19 PM, Parliament said:

 

 

He probably paid about $7.50 for those nachos, so I don't really blame him.

 

[SHOOTER12 8810]

7 hours ago, DougO said:

 

He probably paid about $7.50 for those nachos, so I don't really blame him.

 

Wholly gritty, shitty nachos Batman.

[Fudge Nuggets 19199]

On 5/26/2019 at 7:19 PM, Parliament said:

 

I took my old man to an Astros game a couple of years ago and he dropped his nachos about two steps away from our seats.  No doubt in my mind if he had been footing the bill for the evening he would have been like this dude.  As is I just turned around and headed straight back to the nacho stand for a replacement order.  Missed a lead off Springer Dinger in the ordeal, but oh well.

[purplepride95 6890]

[Parliament 14260]

Swap the shell for a tortilla, and make sure it's a high quality hotdog.

Would crush

[SDG 3319]

Honestly that looks like something I would make after drinking a 12 pack of cheap beer.   I wouldn’t post it on social media though.