Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[Parliament 14255]

Looks like ramen to me.

[Steamboat1874 4056]

15 hours ago, Parliament said:

Looks like ramen to me.

That red looking shit is either hot Cheetos or some kind of dog food.

[luke duke 6412]

Is that on a base of ramen or spaghetti o's?
I don't want to mess up the recipe.

Tapeworms

[elfenix 34230]

ramen, wolf brand, hot cheetos, and rico's nacho cheese. 

[Jhawk 1075]

NOt going to lie.. Chicken Ramen with boneless buffalo chicken wings and sriracha on top is actually really good.  Was eating that when the fiancee was out of town as lately as last year (I'm 33).

[Trey3216 15346]

On 6/25/2018 at 9:19 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Is that Triumph the Dog on a plate?? 

[Trey3216 15346]

On 7/5/2018 at 4:27 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

Found on set of Jurassic World 2??  Brontosaurus that didn't make it off the dock?

[Vic Mackey 47019]

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[Trey3216 15346]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fucked up like a surf-sword right there 

[AM Wood 335]

20 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Now they are just fucking with us.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I am lost. Nacho cheese on hot Cheetohs, on a bed of brown rice? Performance art, yes; food, no.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

28 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I am lost. Nacho cheese on hot Cheetohs, on a bed of brown rice? Performance art, yes; food, no.

That is what you call penitentiary style pizzas. Which is a big thing when you are doing time.

[deft 6844]

So is involuntary butt stuff.

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

54 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I am lost. Nacho cheese on hot Cheetohs, on a bed of brown rice? Performance art, yes; food, no.

I thought those were crunchberries

[rpspeed 1363]

[Humpy 112]

On 7/17/2018 at 1:51 AM, Stoogey said:

For the wine pairing, I suggest a great big bag of Pruno.




 

what is this shit?

 

 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

On 6/28/2018 at 10:03 AM, luke duke said:

You needed a recipe to put shredded chicken and cheese inside of a taco shell?

North Dakota man or Minnesota I forget. 

[deft 6844]

what is this shit?
 
 

I believe they’re called “poor people”

[Trey3216 15346]

1 hour ago, rpspeed said:

Sawdust pesto?

[Stoogey 219]

3 hours ago, B1G said:

what is this shit?

Click on the hyperlink I provided, you stooooooooopid fuck.

Kevin Morgan, Eskimo Hut sommelier, regards the Sing Sing Summer Tan over the Folsom Beige VSOP. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

17 hours ago, elfenix said:

ramen, wolf brand, hot cheetos, and rico's nacho cheese. 

Sub the ramen for some tortilla chips and we got something.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

On 7/18/2018 at 10:08 PM, Trey3216 said:

Sawdust pesto?

It's clearly Lawn Droppings Helper.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Incredulity 11664]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

I'd settle for the plate

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Trey3216 15346]

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

DIY diabetes kit 

[RDCanecutter 26409]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

So prison is a place where the food might be better than this.

[AM Wood 335]

51 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

just how huge is this bitch?

[luke duke 6412]

We need the caption that accompanied this picture.

[elfenix 34230]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

bet he complains about his wife leaving the two half-drank bottles of juice in there

[Brisketexan 105094]

I looked, but I truly can't identify a single item in that picture that is healthy.  You'd think they'd accidentally have some yogurt or something in there.  Nope.  Wait.  Do I see some eggs above the fridge drawer?  There you go. One thing.

[demos 3002]

Not gonna lie. I would eat a lot of that stuff. Not proud of it but yeah.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On ‎7‎/‎1‎/‎2018 at 6:47 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:

 

braunschweiger?

a.k.a. Leberwurst (liverwurst).  It was common in the Dakotas when I was a kid.  We laughed at the city folks who marveled that the Indians (feather) "used every part of the buffalo."

 

I know, they're bison.  And yes, the smart Germans ended up in Texas.

Edited August 4, 2018 by ImissWallyPryor

[Parliament 14255]

I'm more german than any of y'uns, but Brunschlonger makes me ill.

[DougO 5243]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pretty much the 80s for me.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[Vic Mackey 47019]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

santas about to take it in da butt

[elfenix 34230]

I looked, but I truly can't identify a single item in that picture that is healthy.  You'd think they'd accidentally have some yogurt or something in there.  Nope.  Wait.  Do I see some eggs above the fridge drawer?  There you go. One thing.

Looks like okra in the bag in the ice tray. Also the bag above and to the right from there may be shrimp. The catfish isn't terrible, either (though it's shitty farmed catfish).   

Everything else is prepackaged carb-laden garbage.

 

 the other problem is that the fridge and freezer are so full I bet the vents are blocked and everything is defrosting

 

 

 

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

Squirrel Salet.

[Vic Mackey 47019]

Does squirrel taste like chicken?

[Brisketexan 105094]

Does squirrel taste like chicken?

Tastes a lot like rabbit. I’m a fan.

[demos 3002]

That squirrel is one of the best looking meals in this thread.

[Stoogey 219]

8 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

 

 

8 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Squirrel Salet.

Hey, pal. Didn't get the memo on not using Imgur?

[Homesickhorn 2202]

That squirrel is one of the best looking meals in this thread.

This^^^. And squirrel is pretty damn good if it’s cooked properly.

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

[Texaskimo 135]

I don't think that necessarily belongs in this thread. That sounds like a hilarious way to troll your kids. Jello for breakfast!

[Fudge Nuggets 19190]

On 8/6/2018 at 1:32 AM, Homesickhorn said:

 

This^^^. And squirrel is pretty damn good if it’s cooked properly.

BBQ squirrel is some pretty good eats.