Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[SHOOTER12 8805]

On 7/4/2018 at 9:33 AM, Gardner Barnes said:

The olives add a bit of class.

Whoa, think I threw up a little....or a lot.

[Vic Mackey 47027]

[SHOOTER12 8805]

On 7/18/2018 at 5:57 PM, Trey3216 said:

Fucked up like a surf-sword right there 

 

On 7/18/2018 at 6:14 PM, AM Wood said:

Now they are just fucking with us.

What in the name of jebus is that?

[Trey3216 15346]

21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

What in the name of jebus is that?

It's akin to a soup sandwich, or a football bat

[luke duke 6413]

This guy’s backyard needs to be dug up pronto. Every missing person in a 50 mile radius will be found there.

[Gardner Barnes 1562]

I looked, but I truly can't identify a single item in that picture that is healthy.  You'd think they'd accidentally have some yogurt or something in there.  Nope.  Wait.  Do I see some eggs above the fridge drawer?  There you go. One thing.

There are frozen catfish filets. Maybe they aren’t breaded?

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

Looks like okra in the bag in the ice tray. Also the bag above and to the right from there may be shrimp. The catfish isn't terrible, either (though it's shitty farmed catfish).   Everything else is prepackaged carb-laden garbage.
 
 the other problem is that the fridge and freezer are so full I bet the vents are blocked and everything is defrosting
 
 
 

Think I see a banana in the middle. Just one though.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

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These were delicious!!! Wish Jason would have ate it and not have to make himself a pizza....at least I had willpower and still eat healthy!!!

 

[rpspeed 1363]

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

Total mindfuck.  

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

So I had to look further into this one, apparently the "watermelon ham" is a thing.  A horrible, upsetting, thing.

 

[elfenix 34236]

roasted watermelon for dessert might be good.

 

also, would.

[Parliament 14257]

7 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Are those eyeballs?

[Hmbre97 6308]

20 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

 

This belongs in the low carb thread, because that looks pretty damn good.

[demos 3003]

15 hours ago, Parliament said:

Are those eyeballs?

[HenryJames 66048]

On 8/7/2018 at 11:11 AM, Vic Mackey said:

That looks like the fucking bear from The Prophecy.

[Chips O'Toole 1322]

[Jhawk 1075]

How are these people not constantly shitting themselves from salmonella? 

[DougO 5245]

On 8/24/2018 at 9:39 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

Total mindfuck.  

 

Always wondered how one of those would taste.

 

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[burntorangebongos 10710]

Those food items just don't belong together. Why? That looks like black out drunk food.

In fact, that can be the name of a cook book and this dish should be a signature entree.

[Brisketexan 105105]

Those food items just don't belong together. Why? That looks like black out drunk food.
In fact, that can be the name of a cook book and this dish should be a signature entree.

You’ve never made a “clean out the leftovers from the fridge” plate? A bbq rib, some broccoli, some fried rice, and a slice of pizza? That’s the good stuff.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

Looks like a pot luck special to me.   Nice countertops. 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

THERE IS NO REASON TO DRIZZLE KETCHUP ON GREEN BEANS!!!!!!

I have strong feelings about that, apparently. I've been afraid to look too closely, but what is that stuff over by the sausage? Is that rice with gravy????

[deft 6845]

I was assuming it was hot sauce.

[burntorangebongos 10710]

oh no....I took a close look. You are right, that is not ketchup but the brown thing next to the sausage looks like meat!!!!! Yuck!!!!

[Vic Mackey 47027]

[PilotsError 2287]

I would eat that and not think twice .

[demos 3003]

^ ditto.

Wouldn’t post a picture of it though

[deft 6845]

Would smash. Would not photograph.

[elfenix 34236]

before this thread and the prior one on kevin's scat emporium i had no idea people ate so much boxed mac & cheese. 

[Deej 76765]

On 8/3/2018 at 11:56 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Bob Stoops would deep throat that calzone.

[Hmbre97 6308]

On 8/3/2018 at 11:56 PM, Vic Mackey said:

[CooterBrown 18007]

Is that rice with gravy????

Rice with giblet gravy is a really common bohemian side dish down around Shiner. It’s served with bbq often. It’s fucking delicious.

[Brisketexan 105105]

Rice with giblet gravy is a really common bohemian side dish down around Shiner. It’s served with bbq often. It’s fucking delicious.

Rice and gravy is fucking delicious. It’s also a coonass thing.

[Lhorn 4913]

On 9/23/2018 at 8:00 AM, deft said:

Would smash. Would not photograph.

This.  Wings look pretty good.  Salats always look pitiful.  Like they want to say they eat salad, but really don't want to eat salad.

[elfenix 34236]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Rice and gravy is fucking delicious. It’s also a coonass thing.

grew up in katy.  school lunches came with rice 2-3x a week.  steak fingers with rice, gravy all over, sop it up with the roll.  good stuff, at least as far as school lunch went.  way better than the shitty burger. 

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

before this thread and the prior one on kevin's scat emporium i had no idea people ate so much boxed mac & cheese. 

My 3yo eats the hell out of the puppy dog pals mac n cheese where you mic it for 3.5 min in water.

I havent had a boxed mac n cheese with milk in a while. Sounds pretty good

[Vic Mackey 47027]

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[Chooky 13307]

Not close to the worst thing on here but the Styrofoam plate captures the spirit.  

[Chooky 13307]

Also, are these people boiling their chicken or just not baking it long enough?

[LonghornJones 837]

Is that tar?

[elfenix 34236]

2 hours ago, LonghornJones said:

Is that tar?

worse.  sweet baby ray's.

[Zepol87 9185]

grew up in katy.  school lunches came with rice 2-3x a week.  steak fingers with rice, gravy all over, sop it up with the roll.  good stuff, at least as far as school lunch went.  way better than the shitty burger. 
 

Not a damn thing wrong with gravy on rice. That shit goes hard

[Reagan1k 3024]

I had no idea rice and gravy wasn't a universal staple of the meat and 3 plate all over America.

Is that really an oddity to some on here?  What about plain buttered rice?

[Parliament 14257]

White rice with mushroom gravy and sizzle steak...with mushroom gravy is a staple in rural Ohio.  #respect

[Trey3216 15346]

Beef Tips over rice is one of my all-time favorite meals.  Shit is delicious comfort food 

[Zepol87 9185]

I never had homemade unless it was from a white friends family but I loved that shit