Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[tfoolry 8246]

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1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

What the fuck is that?  That top piece looks like a fish head.

[mchookem 16435]

those are raw chicken thighs. nobody is eating that, has to be a joke. 

[Incredulity 11684]

11 hours ago, mchookem said:

those are raw chicken thighs. nobody is eating that, has to be a joke. 

Go check out the mugshots thread.  

I'd take the over on many of those people eating raw chicken thighs without a second thought.

[nnm 36736]

 

[nnm 36736]

 

[Parliament 14357]

I would crush that.  You would too.

[mchookem 16435]

[HeHateMe 896]

On 12/1/2023 at 8:28 AM, nnm said:

 

Wouldn’t be a @Vic Mackey thread without talk about getting it in the crevices.

[elfenix 34364]

 

Dish is fully cooked, kitchen and utensils aren't filthy, doesn't have 6 different carbs or a salad that is mostly ranch dressing, no 'wtf why would you even do that ' moments, so I'm not entirely sure why this is in this thread. Like her attitude, I'm going to watch some of her tiktoks.

[Da Fino 2785]

This lady made eye-talian out of deerts and pig. 

[nnm 36736]

On 1/4/2024 at 7:51 PM, Da Fino said:

This lady made eye-talian out of deerts and pig. 

I would crush that. 

[butthurt 1531]

On 11/30/2023 at 9:51 PM, nnm said:

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0Rle8PrFUB/?igsh=MXB5dmp2Z3hncTAxOQ==

Chefs reaction.

[tfoolry 8246]

[deft 6896]

Snout down, ass up. That’s the way I like to fuck food up.

[shadow_operative 15932]

this “southern game day classic” is the worst thing i have ever seen. the lady who makes it looks like Marcia Langman from parks and rec, except that crazy cook lady is somehow more annoying:

https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/s/I9cTz3KtpJ

[tfoolry 8246]

[Superhero 8870]

[nnm 36736]

 

[Parliament 14357]

Would crush.

[Superhero 8870]

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Would crush.

ISWYTD

[tfoolry 8246]

[DigglerontheHoof 21263]

[rage-a-holic 4503]

On 3/19/2024 at 10:08 PM, tfoolry said:

#Mexico

[burntorangebongos 10752]

On 3/19/2024 at 10:08 PM, tfoolry said:

This looks like Phlegm's stove. hahaha

[tfoolry 8246]

[mchookem 16435]

i mean... that's just ground beef, right? 🤔

[tfoolry 8246]

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean... that's just ground beef, right? 🤔

Did you zoom in?

[nnm 36736]

 

[ABSR 5327]

10 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Not the hero we want, but the hero we need!

[MNLonghornFUKM 8835]

Went swimming at our country club pool and to hit our july $75/mo food quota I ordered the steak frites made of prime NY strip for $27

This is what I got when I opened it at home

[deft 6896]

[SHOOTER12 8840]

On 3/19/2024 at 10:08 PM, tfoolry said:

WITEF

[SHOOTER12 8840]

On 10/22/2023 at 10:44 PM, mchookem said:

those are raw chicken thighs. nobody is eating that, has to be a joke. 

Did a construction project in Midland back in '89. Had a crew of 10 that decided they would grill up a bunch of chicken fajitas. Everyone except myself and one other guy was stoned/drunk out of their minds. Went to bed early and woke up around midnight and went out to make sure none of the guys were passed out in the shrubbery or drowned in the pool. Going back to my room I walked past the grill and laughed. The dumbasses passed put before they finished cooking the chicken. Thank God no one ate the chicken...except they did. What was left on the grill was the 2nd or 3rd batch, and they had abandoned it. The next morning late(Sunday) one of the guys knocked on my door and offered me a plate of chicken fajita meat. "Uh no, I'll pass, and you really shouldn't eat that".

Fast forward to Wednesday afternoon...I had to go collect 7 men from Midland hospital after they had been treated for camphylobactor and Salmonella. 

Never under estimate the stupidity of a drunk, hungry guy construction worker. 

Edited August 27 by SHOOTER12

[Bullneck 19265]

[nnm 36736]

 

[Parliament 14357]

Goddamn right I do.

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Someone needs to deal with that redheaded gal that appears so much on this page (and I assume earlier pages too).  WTF with her dishes?  Disgusting.

[Storm the Field 5304]

 

[tfoolry 8246]

[BlueGreySky 1032]

scott tenorman make that pizza?

[Superhero 8870]

3 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

scott tenorman make that pizza?

 

[tfoolry 8246]

[Longhornstampede 3191]

28 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Aborted fetus pizza?

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Somehow I bet it's worse than that.