Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Reminds me of this:

 

[Parliament 14559]

[Chooky 13337]

Beans don't burn on the grill?

[SHOOTER12 8882]

On 11/8/2018 at 1:10 PM, Player said:

That's a black bean compote with a nutella reduction topped by a couple of dingleberries. 

It's really frightening that you know that.

[Chips O'Toole 1407]

[Player 4605]

Yo dawg - I heard you liked to stuff beavers. 

So we put a stuffed beaver on yo plate so you can eat stuffed beaver while stuffing mike's mom's beaver. 

[AM Wood 335]

possum bowls are going to knock bread bowls right out of the market.

[elfenix 34658]

On 11/11/2018 at 9:10 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

Just one word.  Just three words.  Just three words and one emoji.

gumbo z'herbes? missing rice though. 

[Jerry Callo 8952]

1 hour ago, Chips O'Toole said:

When in Peru, do as the Peruvians - eat guinea pigs.

[Parliament 14559]

3 hours ago, AM Wood said:

possum bowls bowels are going to knock bread bowls right out of the market.

1234

[Chips O'Toole 1407]

[AM Wood 335]

this year for christmas let's all chip in and buy faith a fucking brillo pad.

[Trey3216 15450]

4 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Does she normally cook crude oil on that 'stove'?  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8963]

That is where all of the flavor is. Would eat

[AM Wood 335]

i'll take one of those ass herpes steaks and a large helping of the sink made potaty salet.

[Trey3216 15450]

3 hours ago, AM Wood said:

i'll take one of those ass herpes steaks and a large helping of the sink made potaty salet.

That pan has locked in flavor breh 

[Chips O'Toole 1407]

Spaghetti with Cream of Mushroom AND alfredo happy saturday.

[RollLeft 5088]

This thread is horrible.

 

[Vic Mackey 47846]

[Vic Mackey 47846]

[Henry Hill 3156]

I’d eat that. Not enough kitchen sink and salet for meh status.

[elfenix 34658]

kinda looks like a chicken fried pork chop

[GotThatFire 166]

On 11/13/2018 at 8:06 AM, Chips O'Toole said:

JFC

[DougO 5261]

 

[burntorangebongos 10809]

Mac and cheese for Thanksgiving? Even as a casserole that is lame.

[ztejas 44114]

Glad I discovered this thread. I have some zingers.

Yes that is hummus.

[ztejas 44114]

[ztejas 44114]

Don't ask. I dont even remember.

[ABSR 5357]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Don't ask. I dont even remember.

That looks like corned beef hash.   The real offense here is the metal fork being used in that pan.

[LW Goatman 1129]

22 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Glad I discovered this thread. I have some zingers.

Yes that is hummus.

Is that an Opas jap and cheese?

[ztejas 44114]

1 minute ago, ABSR said:

That looks like corned beef hash.   The real offense here is the metal fork being used in that pan.

I think it was some amalgamation of Mexican food. And that pan is very used. I was definitely not sober enough to worry about scratching the bottom. 

[DougO 5261]

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Glad I discovered this thread. I have some zingers.

Yes that is hummus.

Logical. that makes it healthy.

[DougO 5261]

I recently discovered some chipotle mustard that would have been a fine substitute for that hummus.

[ztejas 44114]

6 minutes ago, DougO said:

I recently discovered some chipotle mustard that would have been a fine substitute for that hummus.

You're acting like I planned that meal out beforehand.

[ztejas 44114]

Green bean casserole I made for "worksgiving". As you can see, I made too much of it. I will likely eat half the pan later tonight after 6 vodka sodas and half a xanax.

[EE2B 1569]

You are posting shit you made in this thread? lol

[SHOOTER12 8882]

4 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

Is that an Opas jap and cheese?

Johnsville brats?

[Blotto 23974]

1 hour ago, EE2B said:

You are posting shit you made in this thread? lol

Bold move. Gotta hand out some rep.

[ztejas 44114]

1 hour ago, EE2B said:

You are posting shit you made in this thread? lol

I'm a 23 year old bachelor with concerning substance abuse problems. I'm what this thread was made for.

Btw- that green bean casserole will knock your fucking socks off. Never said I couldn't cook.

[ztejas 44114]

57 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Johnsville brats?

That was from awhile ago. Yeah it was brats but prob not some johnsonville trash.

[Vic Mackey 47846]

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[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

God damn.  I just can’t fathom chicken like that.  I can barely look at it.  

[ztejas 44114]

Honestly this thread would be better if everyone posted the disgusting shit everyone eats when feeling that type of way.

Obv it's easy to peruse the interwebs and find garbage shit - I want to know what you fucks are turning to at 1 in the morning after 12 cocktails. 

[ztejas 44114]

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Green bean casserole I made for "worksgiving". As you can see, I made too much of it. I will likely eat half the pan later tonight after 6 vodka sodas and half a xanax.

Up the numbers on the sodas and drugs. This a vacay week.

[tfoolry 8341]

19 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

God damn.  I just can’t fathom chicken like that.  I can barely look at it.  

That’s not chicken; those like a miniature Beluga whale fetuses. 

[Vic Mackey 47846]

Honestly this thread would be better if everyone posted the disgusting shit everyone eats when feeling that type of way.
Obv it's easy to peruse the interwebs and find garbage shit - I want to know what you fucks are turning to at 1 in the morning after 12 cocktails. 

I get my pics from my friend's list.

[TK421 29]

23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Up the numbers on the sodas and drugs. This a vacay week.

[ztejas 44114]

16 minutes ago, TK421 said:

You. I like this guy. 

[ztejas 44114]

27 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

47 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Honestly this thread would be better if everyone posted the disgusting shit everyone eats when feeling that type of way.
Obv it's easy to peruse the interwebs and find garbage shit - I want to know what you fucks are turning to at 1 in the morning after 12 cocktails. 

I get my pics from my friend's list.

I think this thread deserves better.

[SHOOTER12 8882]

6 hours ago, tfoolry said:

That’s not chicken; those like a miniature Beluga whale fetuses. 

That yard bird looks raw as hell.  How in the world can someone cook something and it still look raw?  Or not kill somebody?