Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[Zavala 1,384]

SIAP

[deft 6,867]

Yeah I’m sure yo man loves an English breakfast.

[Vic Mackey 47,098]

So Hamburger Helper is Vic Mackey food?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I haven't had that since I was growing up.

[drifter379 1,106]

Masturbating cow was the flavor.

Fify

[markstanco 12,586]

Bone apple tea.

I'm stealing this on Christmas day.

[futureman 22,517]

tuna helper >>>> hamburger helper

[markstanco 12,586]

I don’t know why they call it Hamburger Helper. It does just fine on its own.

[TK421 29]

38 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I don’t know why they call it Hamburger Helper. It does just fine on its own.
 

Happy holidays

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[ButtFumble 5,180]

[ButtFumble 5,180]

On 10/21/2018 at 6:59 PM, Parliament said:

Stare real hard and you see something moving inside there.

[ButtFumble 5,180]

On 11/20/2018 at 4:18 PM, ztejas said:

Don't ask. I dont even remember.

you could take the leftovers from this and fill in any knotholes you have on your deck and wait a day or two and sand it down and stain it

[demos 3,004]

Why?

[Jerry Callo 8,713]

9 hours ago, demos said:

Why?

I don't know, but every time I see that photo I ponder making some.  

[Vic Mackey 47,098]

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[Parliament 14,278]

That's gotta be fake.

[luke duke 6,413]

That's gotta be fake.

Nope, Chuck Testa.

[happyhookem 224]

Fine cuisine here in Louisiana.

[CooterBrown 18,022]

I don’t know why they call it Hamburger Helper. It does just fine on its own.

I would argue it’s better off not being helped.

[Trey3216 15,350]

On 12/24/2018 at 11:27 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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[DougO 5,254]

[UTCzech III 2,907]

On 12/24/2018 at 11:27 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Edited December 28, 2018 by UTCzech III
ou sucks

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

 

[Homemade] Venison with farm cheese and mushrooms

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

[elfenix 34,331]

cancer dogs with  beans and cat vomit

[Jhawk 1,075]

19 hours ago, Rusty Shackelford said:

 

[Homemade] Venison with farm cheese and mushrooms

Two turds in a bowl of vomit?

[Whatever 700]

19 hours ago, Rusty Shackelford said:

Taylor Meat weiners FTW.

[Player 4,575]

 
[Homemade] Venison with farm cheese and mushrooms

[Kyle 207]

On 12/24/2018 at 11:27 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Can someone please help a brother out and explain WTF THAT IS?

[Fozzz 152]

Velociraptor

[Jerry Callo 8,713]

Guinea Pig is my guess.

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

Guinea Pig is my guess.

I don’t think guinea pigs have canine teeth.

[Jerry Callo 8,713]

I don’t think guinea pigs have canine teeth.

Second guess is Chupacabra.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

Shield your eyes

[Chips O'Toole 1,326]

So he pressure cooked a roast with a bunch of peppers and onions and broth, then put it on a sandwich with cheese.  Am I supposed to find this unappetizing?  Because it looks great to me.

[Buffsoldier 1,895]

2 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

So he pressure cooked a roast with a bunch of peppers and onions and broth, then put it on a sandwich with cheese.  Am I supposed to find this unappetizing?  Because it looks great to me.

Motherfuckin' this.  Even melted the cheese and toasted the bread without burning the dogshit out of it.  I'd chomp the hell out of that.

[UTCzech III 2,907]

I mean, I realize it's not nearly as appetizing as a big plate of lutefisk, but c'mon man...

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,817]

I guess the cheese looks weird to me

[michael78747 14]

35 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I guess the cheese looks weird to me

Pussy.

[Vic Mackey 47,098]

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[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Okay, now that is just awesome. That would especially be great at a gender reveal party.

[ztejas 43,526]

On 1/10/2019 at 8:01 AM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Shield your eyes

I'd... I'd eat that...

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'd... I'd eat that...

I'm with you. It's not really done right, obviously, and if I had another choice I would undoubtedly take it, but this is nowhere near as offensive as 99% of the entries in this thread.

[ButtFumble 5,180]

 

the caption was "fish fry not the same without them stamps"

[Vic Mackey 47,098]

[SurlyBDR 22,818]

Might smash 

[Parliament 14,278]

It's how I do it too.

[elfenix 34,331]

Naoch salet? That'll eat

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

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[Trey3216 15,350]

2 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:

Meme checks out.  That baby on the platter looks a lot like Verne Troyer 

[Whatever 700]

On 1/25/2019 at 11:02 PM, SurlyBDR said:

Might smash 

that plate belongs in the Shank thread.

I'd eat the shit out of it.