Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[Js1 85409]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Swap the shell for a tortilla, and make sure it's a high quality hotdog.

Would crush

You're goddamn right. 

[SDG 3319]

On 6/20/2019 at 8:08 AM, Parliament said:

Swap the shell for a tortilla, and make sure it's a high quality hotdog.

Would crush

I confess; your post inspired me, I made this using a spicy sausage, guacamole, and sour cream.  It was fantastic.   

[Parliament 14260]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Vic Mackey 47082]

[Trey3216 15347]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

[Trey3216 15347]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

filet de sole 

[Parliament 14260]

[SHOOTER12 8810]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

What in the name of God is going on here?

[Longhornstampede 3184]

At least the protein matches the carbs...

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[Chips O'Toole 1325]

That is not the preferred method for spatchcocking.

[ButtFumble 5180]

hardly the worst on here, but how can you make common items look so shitty and is that ham pre chewed?

[Steel Shank 9428]

I know a place where it would fit in.

[CooterBrown 18014]

At first I thought that guy was the poors but meat sticks are like a dollar a piece. That’s a high end $10 taco right there. Look out for the Bag O Dicks TOTM at Torchy’s.

[Bozo_Casanova 26488]

Dahmer combo

[Vic Mackey 47082]

...

[Henry Hill 3156]

I’d eat that.

[Parliament 14260]

Woah there.  Wrong thread, Vic.

[deft 6856]

I know a place where it would fit in.

Yes Alex, I’ll take “your mom” for $500

[Vic Mackey 47082]

24 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Woah there.  Wrong thread, Vic.

Probably. Didn't know where else to put it, though.

[Steel Shank 9428]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Probably. Didn't know where else to put it, though.

Really?

[Vic Mackey 47082]

Really?

I don't venture much at all into the Food Travel forum. I'm guessing your thread is in there?

[Steel Shank 9428]

Why yes it is, and those breakfast sandwiches on waffles would fit right in. "Nicely done" to whomever did them.

[elfenix 34310]

i feel like that thread should be limited to things we actually ate

[Vic Mackey 47082]

[MissingInAction 25106]

Yea, its the lactose causing the digestive issues.

[luke duke 6413]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I'll take a glass.

[Trey3216 15347]

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

They cooked 6 cans of Chef Boyardee instead of 2?

[PilotsError 2294]

I hate cold candy bars.

[Js1 85409]

On 7/14/2019 at 9:52 AM, Vic Mackey said:

...

[Vic Mackey 47082]

[elfenix 34310]

I hate cold candy bars.

Easily the most wrong thing ever posted in this thread

[MissingInAction 25106]

There was a chick in high school everyone called "snickers" because of a rumor that some dude stuck a snickers in her snatch then ate it.

[Longhornstampede 3184]

There was a chick in high school everyone called "snickers" because of a rumor that some dude stuck a snickers in her snatch then ate it.

Was that wrong to do?

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[MissingInAction 25106]

I left a snickers in her locker with a note:

"For the record.. I'm into it."

[Trey3216 15347]

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I left a snickers in her locker with a note:

"For the record.. I'm into it."

I posted this in the Led Zeppelin thread, but we had a couple in high school who were both Mormons.  We coaxed it out of him that they did it in the butt (which I approve and applaud) but they tried to convince us that they were still “virgins” because they weren’t “having sex”.  I put a copy of Led Zeppelin’s ‘In Through the Out Door’ in their lockers.   She was mortified that people knew.   

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

There was a chick in high school everyone called "snickers" because of a rumor that some dude stuck a snickers in her snatch then ate it.

Yeah, but honestly, as loose as she was, it would have ended up being more like this:

[Chips O'Toole 1325]

I don't know what to think of this.  

 

[Js1 85409]

21 hours ago, elfenix said:

On 7/16/2019 at 6:50 AM, PilotsError said:

I hate cold candy bars.

Easily the most wrong thing ever posted in this thread

I don't like cold candy bars (fridge).  I like frozen candy bars (freezer).  Big diff. 

[SHOOTER12 8810]

23 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Was that wrong to do?

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Snickers in a snatch is never wrong.

However never trust chocolate in the bunghole.

[threesheets 1673]

On 7/14/2019 at 8:31 AM, CooterBrown said:

 

Look out for the Bag O Dicks TOTM at Torchy’s.

 

"The Stoops"

[SurlyBDR 22805]

[burntorangebongos 10747]

Is that peanut butter or a fuckton of mustard.

[Jhawk 1075]

On 7/18/2019 at 2:09 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

I don't know what to think of this.  

 

We going to let this bag of deer shit go without comment? Fucking filthy. 

[Trey3216 15347]

4 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

We going to let this bag of deer shit go without comment? Fucking filthy. 

I was hoping to get to a new page without having to see it again.  That looks like West Hell

[NAVY 6747]

Today I Learned something about Mormon poopers 

[Bozo_Casanova 26488]

I don't know what to think of this.  
 

That looks fucking delicious. Only thing missing is neckbones.

[Buzzrock 14922]

Didn’t know where else to put this. Saw it today:



I honestly don’t know which restaurant has this on the menu. But I do know the sweet meteor of death is overdue.

[davidg 4038]

Today I Learned something about Mormon poopers 

Youtube up Garfunkel and Oates "The Loophole" for further education

[Hmbre97 6312]

Didn’t know where else to put this. Saw it today:



I honestly don’t know which restaurant has this on the menu. But I do know the sweet meteor of death is overdue.

What rock have you been living under?