Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[Spaulding Smails 1551]

4 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

The "bun" looks like Play-Doh.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Guaranteed diabeetus. 

Fixed.

[Parliament 14112]

On 10/3/2019 at 11:19 PM, rpspeed said:

Anybody who has ever worked for a living has DESTROYED meals worse than that.  

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

4 hours ago, Parliament said:

Anybody who has ever worked for a living has DESTROYED meals worse than that.  

Especially if somebody else paid for it.

[Spaulding Smails 1551]

6 hours ago, Parliament said:

Anybody who has ever worked for a living has DESTROYED meals worse than that.  

Last week, I didn't stop to eat lunch until 3 PM.  I was late to a meeting and had to stop for fuel, so I snagged a can of Chef Boyardee and some Buffalo Vienna Sausages and washed it down with a Monster Energy.  So, this hits close to home.

[Trey3216 15325]

1 hour ago, Spaulding Smails said:

Last week, I didn't stop to eat lunch until 3 PM.  I was late to a meeting and had to stop for fuel, so I snagged a can of Chef Boyardee and some Buffalo Vienna Sausages and washed it down with a Monster Energy.  So, this hits close to home.

My God.  Did you shit out your entire stomach?  

[Spaulding Smails 1551]

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

My God.  Did you shit out your entire stomach?  

Smooth, double-tapered single wiper.  

[MissingInAction 24765]

I would be in the hospital if I ate anything like that.

[formermav43 4599]

Man, some of you need to see a GI doc with your constant digestive complaints. That’s not normal.

[Hook1997 5269]

Best I can tell this is Rotel, meatballs, eggs, rice and mustard....

[RollLeft 5039]

16 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

Best I can tell this is Rotel, meatballs, eggs, rice and mustard....  disgusting...

fify

[burntorangebongos 10681]

What are the red things???! 

[Hook1997 5269]

23 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

What are the red things???! 

Tomato’s from the rotel I think.

[MissingInAction 24765]

On 10/22/2019 at 8:36 PM, formermav43 said:

Man, some of you need to see a GI doc with your constant digestive complaints. That’s not normal.

I'd be worried if my body didn't react adversely to ingesting poison. 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[spystud13 2371]

Top left of this meal is going viral. 

 

 

[demos 2992]

Guessing the shitter got a lot of action today.

[spystud13 2371]

I’m trying to figure why the pepper is still raw too. 

 

AF1’s chef seems like he/she sucks. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

32 minutes ago, spystud13 said:

AF1’s chef seems like he/she sucks. 

Well, they had a good one, but he got deported.

Meanwhile, I've been staring for five minutes and I can't figure out. What the fuck is that in the top left corner? Dog poop with cream gravy?

[Js1 85056]

A scone? 

[RollLeft 5039]

Why do the tomatoes still have the stems?  Lazy ass chef.  

[Js1 85056]

If I was served that meal on Air Force One, I'd be like Harrison Ford in Air Force One...

[futureman 22411]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

A scone? 

maybe the trash can?  I’m lost. 

[Kennythetiger 9333]

14 hours ago, spystud13 said:

I’m trying to figure why the pepper is still raw too. 

 

AF1’s chef seems like he/she sucks. 

Cooking for a man who prefers his steak well-done can’t be a boost to employee morale. 

[Steamboat1874 4031]

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Why do the tomatoes still have the stems?  Lazy ass chef.  

Maybe because it is not a tomato but a yellow bell pepper.

[Player 4575]

15 hours ago, spystud13 said:

Top left of this meal is going viral. 

 

 

If you squint that "scone" looks like Gonzo. 

Maybe I have had a few drinks this morning. Don't judge me. Go Astros!

[CooterBrown 17875]

Why the fuck does that scone have a bone sticking out of it? I think it’s a boiled chicken thigh.

[Js1 85056]

1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Maybe because it is not a tomato but a yellow bell pepper.

There's at least 3 tomatoes on the plate, Mr. Magoo 

[elfenix 34168]

i'm the only person here who's had bread pudding before.  weird.

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

3 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Maybe because it is not a tomato but a yellow bell pepper.

he's talking about the cherry tomatoes 

[Angry Gorilla 1755]

I think he was talking about the salt shaker

[UTCzech III 2897]

[Litig8r 413]

On 10/21/2019 at 2:55 PM, Spaulding Smails said:

Last week, I didn't stop to eat lunch until 3 PM.  I was late to a meeting and had to stop for fuel, so I snagged a can of Chef Boyardee and some Buffalo Vienna Sausages and washed it down with a Monster Energy.  So, this hits close to home.

I don't think there is a flavoring that can penetrate the casing of Vienna sausage.  The flavors just flavor the grease juice.

 

[purplepride95 6890]

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

20 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

[Chips O'Toole 1316]

Ok, Pat. 

[Parliament 14112]

It looks like something your cat pukes up, but that ingredient list intrigues me.

[deadshank 24651]

On 10/31/2019 at 1:36 PM, purplepride95 said:

@ChampKind going back to the lah bore a tory. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11796]

3 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Ok, Pat. 

So basically pulverized deviled eggs.  Just wrap the damned deviled egg in the bread.  

[futureman 22411]

9 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Ok, Pat. 

[Zepol87 9163]

So basically pulverized deviled eggs.  Just wrap the damned deviled egg in the bread.  

Possibly the worst shit on the planet

[Js1 85056]

On 10/31/2019 at 1:36 PM, purplepride95 said:

Now I'm quite curious what the sauce is on the wings. 

[purplepride95 6890]

[futureman 22411]

odd but intriguing.  could even be good. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I wouldn't eat it, but I might encase it in enamel, and charge $1500 admission to look at it.

[Jhawk 1075]

On 11/10/2019 at 2:27 PM, Chips O'Toole said:

Ok, Pat. 

I had to scroll enough to read the caption without seeing the pic. Looks like my vomit after ramen dinner and too much bookers. Then you read about the eggs and you realize someone just ate too many deviled eggs and shit in a bowl. Fucking gagged. Legit gagged. 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

"PINATANTRY PIZZA IN FULL AFFECT... ME N MY NEPHEW FINNA GO IN..."

[MissingInAction 24765]

Looking forward to vomiting over this years Thanksgiving submissions.

[threesheets 1651]

37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"PINATANTRY PIZZA IN FULL AFFECT... ME N MY NEPHEW FINNA GO IN..."

That's definitely prettiest "spread" I've seen.  That dude is an artist.

[threesheets 1651]

37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"PINATANTRY PIZZA IN FULL AFFECT... ME N MY NEPHEW FINNA GO IN..."

That's definitely prettiest "spread" I've seen.  That dude is an artist.