Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[deadshank 24654]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

 

Yes please

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

On 7/6/2020 at 1:12 PM, rpspeed said:

Hello Sydney

[Fat Bastard 670]

Where the fuck is that cone from. Want 

Edited July 14, 2020 by Fat Bastard

[SHOOTER12 8886]

On 7/13/2020 at 8:10 PM, Fat Bastard said:

Where the fuck is that cone from. Want 

+1

[EE2B 1569]

Looks like it’s from some place called Dairy Fair in Indiana.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/86stephen5309/status/1281765078837219328

 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16257]

Any guesses? 

[burntorangebongos 10826]

jalapenos? Is that King Ranch casserole maybe? Dammit, it is too ugly to eat....unless it smelled real good.  

[Chips O'Toole 1442]

Is it cheese and hot sauce or mustard and ketchup?  All 4?

[deadshank 24654]

14 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Any guesses? 

That looks like the worst toilet in Scotland from Trainspotting. 

[mchookem 16765]

the only thing i can definitively identify is a scrap of iceberg lettuce in the very bottom left and possibly a couple of zucchini slices there on top. 

and it all seems to be covered in...enchilada sauce?

i have absolutely no idea 😳

[shadow_operative2.0 16257]

This is from the chick that originally posted it. 

 

But the good new is, we can help. 

 

 

[Cousin Strawberry 1273]

http://twitter.com/britanybritany_/status/1299173679415386114?s=20

[luke duke 6449]

Any guesses? 

Placenta?

[elfenix 34744]

there's lamb and mashed potatoes under there?

[shadow_operative2.0 16257]

Can only imagine what she shows on her OnlyFans. 

Edited August 30, 2020 by shadow_operative2.0

[Fudge Nuggets 19453]

22 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Any guesses? 

I’d give it a test.  Creations that gooey and messy have a lot of potential.

[elfenix 34744]

On 8/29/2020 at 8:48 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

I’d give it a test.  Creations that gooey and messy have a lot of potential.

works for south austin's mom, anyway.

[Vic Mackey 47951]

[Vic Mackey 47951]

[elfenix 34744]

i don't think you understand the purpose of this thread

[Vic Mackey 47951]

57 minutes ago, elfenix said:

i don't think you understand the purpose of this thread

I created it over 5 years ago so I do. Both of those look nasty as fuck, especially the spaghetti meatballs.

[mchookem 16765]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

[Cousin Strawberry 1273]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is this pic from an autopsy?  What the fuck is that?

 

 

[Trey3216 15452]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is that a pancake stuffed with bell peppers and some sort of breakfast meats?  

[Parliament 14593]

I'd crush that pasketti and go for seconds.

[markstanco 12785]

Any guesses? 

I see an avocado in there. Kinda want.

[BradInATX 9208]

That one is baffling. She says it's lamb and potatoes and there's no lamb in sight, and the only potato is the person who cooked whatever that is.

Edited September 1, 2020 by BradInATX

[retsevlys 408]

 

 

[Parliament 14593]

Why do you hafta do the worst post if the thread right after the best?  I would C.R.U.S.H. that.  So would you.

[retsevlys 408]

Yeah I would too.  It's actually well prepared and not just shit slopped together.  It just made me think of this thread.

[elfenix 34744]

2 hours ago, retsevlys said:

Yeah I would too.  It's actually well prepared and not just shit slopped together.  It just made me think of this thread.

i spent a couple minutes trying to find a dead mouse or a live roach on that plate.  i'm not finding anything.  it may be overcooked noodles with sauce from a can and frozen meatballs but it's not a plate of 4 carbs, burnt chicken fingers and a couple leaves of lettuce drowning in ranch.  the second pic looks like some sort of egg casserole - think frittata or tortilla espanola

 

and that meatloaf belongs in the steel shank thread

Edited September 3, 2020 by elfenix

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

On 8/31/2020 at 12:54 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Is this a frittata? It’s the only thing that I can conjure. 

[tfoolry 8351]

 

[demos 3036]

Hope you like worms, cause that’s how you get worms.

[DougO 5264]

18 hours ago, demos said:

Hope you like worms, cause that’s how you get worms.

True, get those nastyass carrots off the plate.

[drifter379 1117]

[ztejas 44223]

4 minutes ago, drifter379 said:

Fry up that baloney and throw a little Dijon on there and I'm in.

[rpspeed 1495]

I think we can all relate at one time or another

Edited September 10, 2020 by rpspeed

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Is that Flatbread pizza? That doesn't belong in this thread. I lie to put japs on my pizza too sometimes.

[shadow_operative2.0 16257]

bongos ain’t familiar with the wonder that is Totino’s. 

[demos 3036]

Is that piss in the jar?

[Parliament 14593]

Lone Star

[ABSR 5369]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Lone Star

Same thing.

[Vic Mackey 47951]

The fuck is this?

[ztejas 44223]

On 9/10/2020 at 9:44 AM, rpspeed said:

I think we can all relate at one time or another

Negged for Michelob ultra 

[Chooky 13340]

On 9/5/2020 at 4:32 PM, tfoolry said:

 

Is that pork loin?  My God, man.

[Parliament 14593]

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The fuck is this?

I poach my eggs in chili, but that kinda works too?

[kilroydos 267]

12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The fuck is this?

Shit-shuka

[Bozo_Casanova 26843]

10 minutes ago, kilroydos said:

Shit-shuka

Bra-vo

[Js1 87174]

1 hour ago, kilroydos said:

Shit-shuka