Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[AM Wood 335]

On 9/5/2020 at 5:32 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

mmmm! grapefruit and beans.

Edited September 17, 2020 by AM Wood

[drifter379 1106]

Is that pork loin?  My God, man.

That’s perfectly cooked medium rare chicken breast.

[ABSR 5289]

1 hour ago, drifter379 said:

That’s perfectly cooked medium salmonella rare chicken breast.

Fixed it.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Are those round hockey pucks biscuits? 

[futureman 22411]

On 9/10/2020 at 2:40 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 the wonder that is Totino’s. 

qft 

[futureman 22411]

22 hours ago, Chooky said:

Is that pork loin?  My God, man.

 

6 hours ago, drifter379 said:

That’s perfectly cooked medium rare chicken breast.

tuna. 

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

3 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Are those round hockey pucks biscuits? 

No, that's the third starch in the meal.

Confucius say "if number of starch on your plate is III, diabetes type II in your future."

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

On 9/16/2020 at 8:19 PM, Vic Mackey said:

The fuck is this?

Them's eggs of the hard boiled variety.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

What are they??????!!!! Am I looking at boiled potatoes, fried potatoes and peas carrots and broccoli  and beans with raw chicken? I can't make out what the hockey pucks are. 

[mchookem 16095]

7 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Are those round hockey pucks biscuits? 

my guess is collapsed cornbread muffins

[elfenix 34168]

look kinda like yorkshire pudding done in a muffin tin.  looks like the original image is from u/mgappleyard uploaded to r/shittyfoodporn.  that guy is  in england, so yorkshires would check out. 

dude posts a lot to shitty food porn

Crackhead pizza (cream cheese, ketchup, oregano, chives and jalapeno):

 

Middle class poverty pizza

 

Tuna, sweetcorn and banana pizza

 

Edited September 18, 2020 by elfenix

[Steamboat1874 4031]

6 hours ago, elfenix said:

look kinda like yorkshire pudding done in a muffin tin.  looks like the original image is from u/mgappleyard uploaded to r/shittyfoodporn.  that guy is  in england, so yorkshires would check out. 

dude posts a lot to shitty food porn

Crackhead pizza (cream cheese, ketchup, oregano, chives and jalapeno):

 

Middle class poverty pizza

 

Tuna, sweetcorn and banana pizza

 

Yorkshire pudding is what I was thinking as well.

If you ever make a prime rib roast make sure you use the drippings to make some. It is fucking glorius.

 

 

 

[futureman 22411]

middle class poverty pizza looks delicious.

crackhead pizza looks consumable after a bong rip.

tuna, sweet corn and banana pizza looks like shame and sadness on a plate. 

[ButtFumble 5158]

On 9/16/2020 at 8:19 PM, Vic Mackey said:

The fuck is this?

 

skyline chili with hard boiled eggs...duh

[ButtFumble 5158]

I think this is a turtle they left the shell on, the shit that Vito Spatafore's kid took in the shower and stepped on, and AIDS chicken legs

[ButtFumble 5158]

On 5/9/2020 at 11:38 PM, Sbbruin said:

Dollar twice (is how I remember it).

How’s it sold?

nice and cold

what's the jive?

(and I always heard it as two bits twice)

[NAVY 6738]

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

I think this is a turtle they left the shell on, the shit that Vito Spatafore's kid took in the shower and stepped on, and AIDS chicken legs

This might be a first for my experience in this thread. I don’t even have a food-based guess for that brown stuff. 
 

AIDS chicken legs is comedy gold 

Edited October 9, 2020 by NAVY

[RollLeft 5039]

1 hour ago, ButtFumble said:

I think this is a turtle they left the shell on, the shit that Vito Spatafore's kid took in the shower and stepped on, and AIDS chicken legs

ewwww

[ztejas 43244]

2 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I think this is a turtle they left the shell on, the shit that Vito Spatafore's kid took in the shower and stepped on, and AIDS chicken legs

Refried beans maybe?

[Whatever 700]

No they don’t.

[happyhookem 224]

On 8/31/2020 at 11:54 AM, Vic Mackey said:

 

On 8/31/2020 at 2:32 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:

Is this pic from an autopsy?  What the fuck is that?

 

 

 

I was wondering what kind of head that is.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[ztejas 43244]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is that a jimmy dean sandwich with cookies as the bread? Definitely that. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15820]

Yeah, that one’s easy. If it was only the other 3, now you’ve got a decision to make. 

[elfenix 34168]

chocolate chip cheeseburger, easy.  probably have swapped bites between cheeseburger and chips-ahoy at some point in my life. 

[futureman 22411]

I don’t know.  that chowder pop doesn’t look half bad. 

[ButtFumble 5158]

the worst past of all that is with the exception of canned clam chowder the rest of it is perfectly acceptable food that someone found a way to fuck up

even that aspic all the shit in it looks good, but what idiot puts carrots with kiwi or olives with kiwi

and really just make jello and leave the rest of the shit in a platter with tongs

[SHOOTER12 8787]

On 10/24/2020 at 12:23 AM, Vic Mackey said:

I'll take eating a bullet as my choice.

[tfoolry 8179]

 

[OrangEngr 1034]

7 hours ago, tfoolry said:

 

Ghostbusters 2 was a truly terrible movie

[luke duke 6379]

 

Looks like South Austin’s mom’s butthole when I’m done with her.

[tfoolry 8179]

27 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 

Looks like South Austin’s mom’s butthole when I’m done with her.

 

One of you prob. needs to see a doctor.  

[Trey3216 15325]

1 hour ago, luke duke said:

 

Looks like South Austin’s mom’s butthole when I’m done with her.

 

 

[happyhookem 224]

On 11/2/2020 at 2:26 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

Dr. Pimplepopper doin' work.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[SHOOTER12 8787]

I think it's this thread that has caused my 5 month battle with diarrhea.

[drifter379 1106]

[purplepride95 6890]

[OrangEngr 1034]

2 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

Lobster Mac and cheese? Fancy steakhouses do it all the time!

[purplepride95 6890]

8 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

Lobster Mac and cheese? Fancy steakhouses do it all the time!

That's Lobster spaghettios

[Kennythetiger 9333]

Well color me intrigued. 

[BradInATX 9208]

I'd smash both the lobster-Os and burger pie with no shame.

[SHOOTER12 8787]

On 11/9/2020 at 11:36 AM, drifter379 said:

Thanks for the spontaneous puke session.

[elfenix 34168]

3 hours ago, BradInATX said:

I'd smash both the lobster-Os and burger pie with no shame.

http://fooddrinkno1.blogspot.com/2011/03/bbq-chef-courts-vegetarians.html

[markstanco 12489]

If high? Yea probably in on that.

[BradInATX 9208]

http://fooddrinkno1.blogspot.com/2011/03/bbq-chef-courts-vegetarians.html

Oh damn. I thought it was ground beef. Basically a meatloaf pie. Nevermind.

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[tfoolry 8179]

 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[Trey3216 15325]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said: