Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[Jerry Callo 8658]

I would eat a guinea pig.

[Trey3216 15325]

16 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I would eat a guinea pig.

That’s the biggest guinea pig I’ve ever seen.  I thought it was an armadillo.   Lol.  
 

move had cuy before.   It’s tasty 

[burntorangebongos 10681]

On 11/9/2020 at 1:12 PM, purplepride95 said:

Why would someone fuck up lobster like that? sketti Os are for little kids. 

[threesheets 1651]

My kids are 14 and 9 and have never had that disgusting shit in their lives.  Soggy ass "noodles" in vomit-flavored tomato sauce.  Nope.

[EastTexan 662]

On November 17, 2020 at 7:08 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Needs cornbread stuffing.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

I don't see the yolk just the egg whites but this is gross af nonetheless.

[Longhornstampede 3173]

On 9/7/2020 at 9:06 PM, drifter379 said:

Any guesses as to which Seagoville trailer park she uses as her address?

[Longhornstampede 3173]

On 10/8/2020 at 5:54 PM, ButtFumble said:

I think this is a turtle they left the shell on, the shit that Vito Spatafore's kid took in the shower and stepped on, and AIDS chicken legs

Japanese scat porn, creamed spinach and, well you can't have a better description than AIDS chicken legs

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[Parliament 14112]

Winner

[elfenix 34168]

And we're back!

[Judge Roybeanbag 11796]

Man, I like sardines, but that looks like someone raided the minnow bucket.

[Player 4575]

I don’t know why they call this stuff “Sardine Helper” Clark. It does just fine on its own.

[SimonBolivar 10898]

On 12/4/2020 at 5:03 AM, Longhornstampede said:

Any guesses as to which Seagoville trailer park she uses as her address?

I'd smash on those.

[ButtFumble 5158]

[tx ind 6996]

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[T-shirt Sip 2096]

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Voldemort is having a bad day.  

[drifter379 1106]

[burntorangebongos 10681]

broccoli? cream of broccoli? What is that brown stuff? Eewww.  

[mchookem 16095]

some kind of meat with caramelized onions on top, broccoli and yes, what appears to also be cream of broccoli soup...used as gravy?? more bizarre than gross imo...might not actually taste that bad, i like all of those^ things. 

i hope they didn't try to actually lift that plate!

Edited December 18, 2020 by mchookem

[elfenix 34168]

proper ratio of gravy to broccoli

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Your friends with Kirk cousins?

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Curious about the mushroom cap, half shallot and half tomato.  Why?

[ABSR 5289]

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

MMMM.  Medium Raw with a nice microwave sear/coating on the outside!

[elfenix 34168]

1 hour ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Curious about the mushroom cap, half shallot and half tomato.  Why?

classy motherfuckers. 

 

Just now, ABSR said:

MMMM.  Medium Raw with a nice microwave sear/coating on the outside!

microwave would cook inside out, that's got to have been put wet into a not very hot pan for 30 seconds a side. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11796]

25 minutes ago, elfenix said:

classy motherfuckers. 

 

microwave would cook inside out, that's got to have been put wet into a not very hot pan for 30 seconds a side. 

Sous vide.  Just Sous.  Way Sous.

[drifter379 1106]

The caption was “Steak, veggies, and mashed potatoes. Best meal I’ve had in a while”

[rage-a-holic 4300]

52 minutes ago, drifter379 said:

The caption was “Steak, veggies, and mashed potatoes. Best meal I’ve had in a while”

probably one of those creamy keto steak and potato smoothies

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[DigglerontheHoof 21022]

[elfenix 34168]

futureman would eat that

[Kennythetiger 9333]

10 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

The southeast corner of this looks like ramen noodles and some kind of hot link, and boys, that has my attention. 

[Hpara759 1777]

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

The southeast corner of this looks like ramen noodles and some kind of hot link, and boys, that has my attention. 

I do that with Earl's Red Hot Links!

[ButtFumble 5158]

[tx ind 6996]

On 12/20/2020 at 12:14 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Are the orange things Cheetos and the bag is being used as a plate?

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[burntorangebongos 10681]

Why? Why put mayo on that hot mess?

[DougO 5239]

On 12/18/2020 at 3:45 PM, drifter379 said:

The caption was “Steak, veggies, and mashed potatoes. Best meal I’ve had in a while”

I take it the steak was hiding because it was embarrassed to be seen with those sides.

[futureman 22411]

On 12/20/2020 at 9:26 AM, elfenix said:

futureman would eat that

lulz. scrolling past the picture I literally thought it didn’t look that bad. and then I see your post. I laughed. 

[futureman 22411]

18 hours ago, tx ind said:

Are the orange things Cheetos and the bag is being used as a plate?

yes?

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

18 hours ago, tx ind said:

Are the orange things Cheetos and the bag is being used as a plate?

Yes.  The Raman was cooked in the Cheetos bag.  Cheetos removed. Ramen added with hot water to soften the noodles. Then ramen acts like bread or crust and you put your toppings on it.  That dude has definitely been to prison.

[tx ind 6996]

[Vic Mackey 46919]

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

That’s dog turd.  You ain’t getting me to fall for that one again. 

[elfenix 34168]

On 12/29/2020 at 11:20 AM, Cousin Strawberry said:

Yes.  The Raman was cooked in the Cheetos bag.  Cheetos removed. Ramen added with hot water to soften the noodles. Then ramen acts like bread or crust and you put your toppings on it.  That dude has definitely been to prison.

backpacking on the cheap we'd do something similar.  made bags out of aluminum foil and stuffed them into insulated mailers so as not to let the heat out.  summer sausage or canned meat, canned veg, minute rice or ramen, pour water in, let sit a few minutes. 

[ButtFumble 5158]

[burntorangebongos 10681]

No tortillas for you!!! 

[Vic Mackey 46919]

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