Vic Mackey's Friend's Food Thread

[burntorangebongos 10826]

When you are too poor and drunk to execute this and

end up with this:

[Vic Mackey 47950]

I can set my watch to Vic re-posting the same shit on this and other threads on a year over year basis. At least you’re consistent, fella

Boo fucking hoo.

[Longhornstampede 3213]

On 6/1/2021 at 12:28 AM, Fat Bastard said:

I can set my watch to Vic re-posting the same shit on this and other threads on a year over year basis. At least you’re consistent, fella

Username is ironic username...

[ButtFumble 5286]

[demos 3036]

It ain’t pretty, but not gonna lie, I’d probably eat that, especially if drunk or stoned.

[Brisketexan 106874]

It ain’t pretty, but not gonna lie, I’d probably eat that, especially if drunk or stoned.

This….it’s Ramen, with “other food I had on hand” thrown in. We’ve all been there.

[Parliament 14593]

Add copious chalulah, and I'd destroy that.

[Henry Hill 3156]

17 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

I’d eat that. Much better than Jade’s chili.

[tfoolry 8351]

 

[Parliament 14593]

I don't even know what that is.

[miguelito 11499]

Looks like chocolate chip cookies that didn't scrape off the cookie sheet neatly.  I'd eat that with a spoon and some vanilla ice cream (if that's what it is).

[MissingInAction 25554]

I'd wad it up in a ball and shove it in my face.

[drifter379 1117]

Don't drink and snapchat, kids.  You'll embarrass yourself:
 
 

I’ve been high before too.

[Js1 87174]

18 hours ago, miguelito said:

Looks like chocolate chip cookies that didn't scrape off the cookie sheet neatly.  I'd eat that with a spoon and some vanilla ice cream (if that's what it is).

Yeah, not sure if people understand this thread.

[mchookem 16765]

umm yeah...half baked warm gooey chocolate chip cookies belong in the 'shit i've cooked lately' thread...or at worst Steel Shank's thread 🤣

[tfoolry 8351]

Here’s recipe in case anyone is interested. 
 

Ingredients

Ingredient Checklist

• 2 ¼ cups cricket flour 
• 1 teaspoon baking soda 
• ½ teaspoon salt 
• 1 cup butter, softened 
• 1 cup sugar 
• ½ cup brown sugar 
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 
• 2 eggs 
• 1 12-ounce package chocolate chips 
• ½ cup dry-roasted chopped crickets

[Js1 87174]

Do you posted it without context expecting us to be grossed out?

Still would 

[tfoolry 8351]

Pretty sure I was baked when I posted it.  

[mchookem 16765]

honestly, the crickets likely do nothing more than add some crunchy texture, like pecans. bet they're still tasty!

... and certainly better than 99.99% of the 'meals' in this thread with more traditional ingredients 😝 lol

Edited June 22, 2021 by mchookem

[Vic Mackey 47950]

PBJ deviled eggs

[EE2B 1569]

Put a couple of them on a biscuit and I might be in.

[ButtFumble 5286]

[SHOOTER12 8886]

17 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

... to the hospital

[demos 3036]

Go home sonic, you’re drunk.

[Steamboat1874 4320]

59 minutes ago, demos said:

Go home sonic, you’re drunk.

I would eat those for sure.

[formermav43 4621]

Yeah I don’t see the problem.

[demos 3036]

[Pescado_Rojo 19583]

52 minutes ago, demos said:

Interesting. I didn't realize all these years I've been making vegan pepperoni at 7:30 sharp every morning. 

[demos 3036]

Guaranteed no one will steal that out of the office refrigerator.

[tfoolry 8351]

I ate corn on the cob over the weekend so that hits home.  

[ButtFumble 5286]

shit wrong thread

Edited September 23, 2021 by ButtFumble

[SHOOTER12 8886]

3 hours ago, demos said:

Wholly shit...

[Deej 77804]

6 hours ago, demos said:

Dogs got into the bird feeder again. 

[DougO 5264]

Looks like vegan food tastes, so at least it's not deceptive.

Probably easier on the digestion, cuts out the middle man, conserves energy.

[Longhornstampede 3213]

There's a fb page called rate my plate that has some good fodder for this thread

[Longhornstampede 3213]

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

On 9/23/2021 at 11:04 AM, demos said:

Eat that, wait a few hours, and I bet you'll see it looking exactly the same when it comes out your butt.

[ztejas 44223]

21 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

I'd eat that. 

[Longhornstampede 3213]

39 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'd eat that. Looks like someone already did and then put it back on the plate

 

[futureman 22691]

On 6/19/2021 at 10:20 PM, ButtFumble said:

poached eggs, sausage, ramen. delicioso. 

[EE2B 1569]

poached eggs, sausage, ramen. delicioso. 

You think something about that plate says that person took the time to make a poached egg?

[futureman 22691]

28 minutes ago, EE2B said:

You think something about that plate says that person took the time to make a poached egg?

I choose to believe it’s a perfectly poached cage-free egg. 

[ButtFumble 5286]

[burntorangebongos 10826]

SpaghettiOs and cheez whiz? Why would you fuck up bacon and cheese and a fried shrimp with that?

This could be posted in the Holy Shit thread, imo.

[Brothahorn 10097]

On 9/20/2021 at 10:52 PM, ButtFumble said:

Sad. Air Fryers are so cheap these days, any fool should be able to cook chicken until it is done.

[ztejas 44223]

9 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

and a fried shrimp

That's a bagel bite. 

[burntorangebongos 10826]

I don't know if that makes the dish better or worse. Neither of them goes with SpaghettiOs. 

[mchookem 16765]

is the implication that there's vodka in the spaghettios?

somehow that makes it worse

[Parliament 14593]

Nothing gets past you!

[elfenix 34744]

this person reused a takeout container 40 times