PSA: Iranian women on Plenty of Fish are cray.

[crash_davis 23096]

https://www.8newsnow.com/crime/police-woman-stabs-date-in-las-vegas-area-hotel-room-in-relation-for-u-s-drone-strike-that-killed-iranian-leader/

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HENDERSON, Nev. (KLAS) — A woman is accused of stabbing her date she had met online in retaliation for the 2020 death of an Iranian leader killed in an American drone strike, police wrote in court documents.

Nika Nikoubin, 21, faces charges of attempted murder, battery with a deadly weapon and burglary.

Nikoubin and the victim met online on the dating website Plenty of Fish, Henderson police wrote in an arrest report. The duo then agreed to meet at Sunset Station on March 5, renting a room together.

While in the room, the pair began engaging in sexual activity, when Nikoubin put a blindfold on the victim, police said. Nikoubin then turned off the lights, and several minutes later, the victim “felt a pain on the side of his neck.”

Nikoubin reportedly stabbed the victim in the neck “for revenge against U.S. troops for the killing of Qasem Solemani in 2020,” police wrote in a report.

 

When talking to police, Nikoubin told an investigator “she wanted revenge,” police said. She said she had listened to a song called “Grave Digger,” which “gave her the motivation… to carry out her revenge.”

 

that's a man.

[elfenix 34221]

did the victim cum first, at least?  because if so:

 

[Brisketexan 105045]

I was at a Persian-American wedding this weekend.

This guy screwed up.

There are plenty of absolutely beautiful Persians out there -- the crowd was stunning.

This person was not one of them.  And the person is stabby.  Bad choice all the way around.

[52-80 19142]

best center for the Lakers since Pau Gasol

[staboner 4969]

[Pescado_Rojo 19412]

Maybe she was just kissing his neck and the razor stubble from her lip poked him? 

[Goredho 17394]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

that's a man.

Counter point:

 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

[Brisketexan 105045]

12 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Counter point:

 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

Wait....did you say plenty of crayfish?

Even if you said it like a yankee.....IN....

[closetohumping 17432]

That’s called playing the long game

[Brisketexan 105045]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

That’s called playing the long game

To be fair, I once treated an Austrian gal poorly because I was still pissed about the Peace of Westphalia.  Stupid Hapsburgs.

[Js1 85259]

I wondered what happened to Icono

[Underdog 28544]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I was at a Persian-American wedding this weekend.

This guy screwed up.

There are plenty of absolutely beautiful Persians out there -- the crowd was stunning.

This person was not one of them.  And the person is stabby.  Bad choice all the way around.

 

[Sbbruin 21827]

50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

To be fair, I once treated an Austrian gal poorly because I was still pissed about the Peace of Westphalia.  Stupid Hapsburgs.

Austria you say?

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

To be fair, I once treated an Austrian gal poorly because I was still pissed about the Peace of Westphalia.  Stupid Hapsburgs.

 

They’re fucking everywhere. Amirite

[JerrysJheriCurl 977]

And Iran… Iran so far away…

Shiiiiiiii ite.

Sari for partying? Don’t be Khoy. 

That’s all I gots. 

[Rockwell Torrey 1280]

2 hours ago, staboner said:

You win the internet today.

[ChickenSandwich 9824]

Crazy eyebrows. Would not bang

[RDCanecutter 26377]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Counter point:

 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

"No matter how hot she is, some other guy is already tired of her stabbing him in the neck."

[OU Sucks 8796]

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Counter point:

 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.8newsnow.com/crime/police-woman-stabs-date-in-las-vegas-area-hotel-room-in-relation-for-u-s-drone-strike-that-killed-iranian-leader/

 

that's a man.

She looks really hairy. Pass. 
 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I wondered what happened to Icono

@Macklemore

[staboner 4969]

25 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

You win the internet today.

thanks. it was just out there like hanging curve ball man

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

Counter point:

 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

"Okay, now you've gotten that out of your system...."

[Steel Shank 9421]

[mention=5490]She looks hairy. Pass. [/mention]

This. I was just thinking I bet she’s got a super huge bush.

Would still hit it.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

19 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

This. I was just thinking I bet she’s got a super huge bush.

Would still hit it.

Oh yeah she got a booger bear up in there. Still would.

[crash_davis 23096]

2 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

She looks really hairy. Pass. 
 

@Macklemore

that explains so much. 

[HornOnTheBayou 8904]

2 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

She looks really hairy. 

@Uncle Boobs

[RDCanecutter 26377]

11 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

This. I was just thinking I bet she’s got a super huge bush.

Would still hit it.

Just take a flashlight and you'll be fine.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4974]

8 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Just take a flashlight and you'll be fine.

[crash_davis 23096]

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

[deadshank 24652]

Stop CRing Plenty of Fish!!!

[Degenerate Gardner 4085]

Plenty of Swordfish?

[Trey3216 15343]

16 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

This. I was just thinking I bet she’s got a super huge bush.

Would still hit it.

Persian carpet rides for everyone!  

[Armybrat 40815]

17 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

This. I was just thinking I bet she’s got a super huge bush.

Would still hit it.

Muskie pelt?

[Caponata 151]

On 3/14/2022 at 3:34 PM, Goredho said:

Counter point:

 

Also, website should be named “Plenty of Cray Fish.”

Not helping

[Homesickhorn 2202]

thanks. it was just out there like hanging curve ball man

It’s still a toss up for me between yours and the “Whatever happened to Icono” post.