Indiana goes full aggy.

[Deej 76768]

Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity

(cant be real, but never underestimate people.)

 

https://newjerseybrief.com/2022/03/12/indiana-egg-farmer-transported-to-hospital-with-a-live-adult-chicken-stuck-in-his-rectal-cavity/

Edited March 17, 2022 by Deej

[Kennythetiger 9381]

Keep fuckin’ that chi……Keep lettin’ that chicken fuck you. 

[elfenix 34238]

[TheRealChuckWoolery 72]

Forgive me if I don't believe this-- Aggies have been trying to do this for over a hundred years, and they farthest they got was getting fucked in the ass by South Carolina

Edited March 17, 2022 by TheRealChuckWoolery

[Deej 76768]

Cocks is cocks.

[futureman 22457]

I bet the quills were preventing removal. like the barbs on a stingray’s tail. sounds absolutely dreadful. you gotta pluck that chicken first. 

Edited March 17, 2022 by futureman

[Schulz2.0 28951]

 

[Santos L. Helper 14]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I bet the quills were preventing removal. like the barbs on a stingray’s tail. sounds absolutely dreadful. you gotta pluck that chicken first. 

🎵 you got to pluck it

before you fuck it 🎶 

[Goredho 17402]

Which came first?  The chicken or the egg farmer that shoved it up his ass?

[Prepuce of Doom 21071]

I always wondered what ever happened to Super Rooster. 

[deadshank 24652]

[DigglerontheHoof 21195]

[WhatTheBuck 28779]

One in a million shot, doc. 

[Guest Lobo]

The Chicken Dicksie?

Edited March 17, 2022 by Lobo

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

[Guest Lobo]

MESS YOU UP!

You never go full Aggie.  You play with the chicken.  You pet the chicken.  You pluck the chicken.  But you don't fuck the chicken.  Don't ever go full Aggie.

[Parliament 14258]

Thread belongs in Lulz.  This is the [serious] board.

[ConferenceRoom 6141]

 

Something’s missing, alright.

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

 

still alive?

 

 

['stache 21813]

He’s been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee. 

[Guest Lobo]

29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He’s been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee. 

Biggest whore on 5th coop, I'm told! 

[Macanudo 12977]

So don't squeeze?

[Deej 76768]

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Thread belongs in Lulz.  This is the [serious] board.

A live chicken stuck in your ass seems pretty serious. 

[butthurt 1524]

[RomaVicta 29907]

5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

You win the game! Brilliant find.

[RPM 26320]

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

 

"Anything can be a dildo if you are brave enough"

 

- Abraham Lincoln (probably)

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

7 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

still alive?

 

 

If only Layne Staley was still alive.  Dude could sing...

 

 

Edited March 17, 2022 by Judge Roybeanbag

[TheRealChuckWoolery 72]

18 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I always wondered what ever happened to Super Rooster. 

bath salts

[Chooky 13307]

7 hours ago, butthurt said:

Username way too checks out. 

[Guest]

Probably caused by daylight savings time.  The struggle has been real for Hoosiers.

[T-shirt Sip 2101]

Thank god it was only a chicken in the ass. I thought Indiana went to all male cheerleaders. 

[Deej 76768]

1 minute ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Thank god it was only a chicken in the ass. I thought Indiana went to all male cheerleaders. 

Almost.

 

[T-shirt Sip 2101]

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

Almost.

 

[tx ind 7013]

[Underdog 28623]

On 3/17/2022 at 12:23 PM, butthurt said:

Took way too long for this post to happen, Surl be slippin’. 

[Beau Vine 54219]

On 3/17/2022 at 7:05 AM, Lobo said:

MESS YOU UP!

You never go full Aggie.  You play with the chicken.  You pet the chicken.  You pluck the chicken.  But you don't fuck the chicken.  Don't ever go full Aggie.

In Indiana, chicken fucks you.

[Guest Lobo]

I thought Purdue fucks the chickens? 

[Bigbend1812 12915]

[Guest Lobo]

Indiana Highway Patrol Officer, Rod Farva:

"License and Registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!"

[RPM 26320]

It's a mind boggling thing

[Sawbonz 27551]

Rectum? Damn near killed em!