Ducks on a Dock

[Goofyboy 3312]

The ducks around my lake house have decided my dock is a great place to hop out of the water and shit. I need something solar powered and motion activated. I’ve seen the sonic horns, but prices are $35 to $255… any recommendations?

[Parliament 14373]

Get a meaner cat.

[CooterBrown 18090]

A shotgun is manual but results in a nice gumbo.

[Guest]

duck fat don't just happen on its own...

[Guest Lobo]

Are they doing something to your pier that you don't like or?  Why do you want to get rid of them?  

[FizzleFish 137]

28 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Are they doing something to your pier that you don't like or?  Why do you want to get rid of them?  

It’s shit.

[Guest Lobo]

Just teach 'em to go off the edge like polite guests.  Or show them videos of how foie gras is made.  

Between the Russians, the Insurrectionists, and the Ducks...I gotta be the discipline guy around here?  I just wanna hang out, have some drinks and a few laughs. 

[Goofyboy 3312]

Are they doing something to your pier that you don't like or?  Why do you want to get rid of them?  

They shit all over the dock. I don’t want to injure them, just don’t want bird shit all over the dock.

[blacklab 11994]

The words you're looking for are Motion Activated Repellent Sprinkler

https://www.amazon.com/Havahart-5277-Motion-Activated-Repellent-Sprinkler/dp/B078HK12H8/ref=asc_df_B078HK12H8/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241960413056&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=17105369933256956519&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028299&hvtargid=pla-488876891976&psc=1

[rage-a-holic 4548]

You definitely want motion activated

 

 

Edited March 20, 2022 by rage-a-holic

[rage-a-holic 4548]

fuck this POS site

 

 

Edited March 20, 2022 by rage-a-holic
fuck this shit

[topochico 1049]

10 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

fuck this POS site

 

Edited 8 minutes ago by rage-a-holic 
fuck this shit

User name checks out. 

[conVINCEd 21474]

Do you have a dog?  Seems like giving Fido room to roam would solve your problem pretty quickly.

[Bevo 13635]

31 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

You definitely want motion activated

 

 

What if they are stealthy ninja ducks?

[Guest Lobo]

What teenage mutant ninja turtles franchise has made billions.  Why can't we do the same with ninja ducks?  The training montage on the dock at dawn alone would draw millions.  I think we can hammer out a script by Tuesday.

[KaiserSoze 998]

I've had it with these mothafuckin' ducks on this mothafuckin' dock!

[Rockwell Torrey 1328]

Do not hire anyone Tony Soprano to help you.

[High Plains Drifter 11057]

 

OP needs the geese police

[Guest Lobo]

The Deuce Goose? 

[Goofyboy 3312]

Do you have a dog?  Seems like giving Fido room to roam would solve your problem pretty quickly.

We have a dog. We do not live at the property. It’s a family place, so I’m looking for something I can set and forget.