2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)

[Tex Long 4449]

Just now, runthebone said:

OK, but this needs to be shortened up a bit to become the site motto.

Nah. "Gaggles of Fucktards" stands well, alone.

[Hermanator 7178]

2 hours ago, Cajun said:

But don’t you have to allow for the probability that one or two others in the non-pussy category will turn pussy?

Therefore, a wash?

Well you said "at least 60%" which already allows for the possibility of incoming pussy players. So accounting for Bijan and Worthy it's at least 56% in theory. But most likely 89% in practice. 

Edited April 18, 2022 by Hermanator

[Hermanator 7178]

26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

We all know this. We don't say it

[JBJ 3666]

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

OK, but this needs to be shortened up a bit to become the site motto.

 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I just ... shit ... volumes.

Done.

[oldhorn2 432]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

Please...you are making me blush...

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

You get what you pay for 

[Wishbone 4789]

6 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

The difference is, we don’t start the season thinking like this:

Something is always oozing in aggyville. Just nothing anyone would want to know about.

[Longhornlove 4897]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

A troll is Internet slang for a person who intentionally tries to instigate conflict, hostility, or arguments in an online social community. Platforms targeted by trolls can include the comment sections of YouTube, forums, or chat rooms.

[Soccer Dudes Dad 91]

5 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

You get what you pay for 

That'll be $9.95 sir...

[Texasrocks 2149]

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Nah. "Gaggles of Fucktards" stands well, alone.

I prefer "Thunder of Fucktards."  

[Lou_Sassle 2893]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

 

[jeevsie 3740]

The most worthless gaggle of fucktards.

I just had to repeat it.

[Herpa Derpa 6132]

7 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

The difference is, we don’t start the season thinking like this:

Why I believe it was just a year ago...

https://texags.com/s/41054/fourth-year-similarities-2021-aggies-feature-commonalities-with-2013-seminoles

https://texags.com/s/38309/rutledge-you-never-wanted-to-play-at-kyle-field-now-you-dont-want-to-play-am

Result: 8-4, 5th in the division, and barely held onto their coach mid-season when a direct rival had a sudden opening.

 

 

The real joke of the fake trophy was that aggy thought it would happen this century.

[Bigbend1812 12942]

24 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

The most worthless gaggle of fucktards.

I just had to repeat it.

 

 

[Slacks 6870]

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

i think this is what i meant...

[Slacks 6870]

3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Nah. "Gaggles of Fucktards" stands well, alone.

LOL @ trying to leave out "the most worthless"

i'm pretty sure we've actually had a motto similar to this and if we haven't... well, we have...

"the most worthless gaggle of fucktards"

[LOHorn 277]

[sith_horn 2407]

[BERT 4387]

15 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

These not going at the same time really really bothers me. 

and pretty sure the one on the right is the original. 

[thunderlounge 7950]

5 hours ago, Snacks said:

I thought it was so we could be mean to each other and enjoy it.

Leave the poor old alone. He probably wears grey slacks too. 
 

 

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

 

Well, yeah. 
 

 

2 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

I prefer "Thunder of Fucktards."  

 

wut?

[Hornlover 8843]

2 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

I prefer "Thunder of Fucktards."  

 

3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

wut?

Username checks out.

[sith_horn 2407]

19 minutes ago, BERT said:

These not going at the same time really really bothers me. 

and pretty sure the one on the right is the original. 

[MoJames 8256]

[Armybrat 40920]

6 hours ago, Vertigo said:

You leave my realdoll out of this!

That deescalated quickly.

[Eggo 3995]

23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

That deescalated quickly.

Deflategate talk not going away.

[Zeus 6168]

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just read the last 3 pages and, I don't know how this is possible, but they're actually completely shittier pages than the pages where I go on rants about Seven Loss Steve having done nothing to merit the benefit of the doubt from us here. We have to be the most worthless gaggle of fucktards on the Internet outside of the various groups of mouthbreathing, room-temperature-IQ blowhards spewing volumes of ignorant takes on the SEC boards. Fuck.

Fuck

[Hornlover 8843]

Card to JT Sanders

[JFKFC 4893]

8 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Card to JT Sanders

[Hank_Hill 18896]

Card should starts

[Sawbonz 27596]

I really hope Ewers is ready but if he’s not I really Card doesn’t have PTSD from last year

[Had Enough 2088]

Card should starts

That was a great throw. I haven’t seen a Texas QB throw a dude open like that since Colt McCoy.

[Sgt Hulk 13845]

Card looking like Tom Montana out there dropping absolute dimes 

[LTtxfan 49373]

[po elvis 2079]

just for the record, i did not post on the last 3 pages.

[pacman 7371]

4 minutes ago, po elvis said:

just for the record, i did not post on the last 3 pages.

Sounds exactly like something somebody who posted on the last 3 pages would say..

[Royale with cheese 1467]

23 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Card looking like Tom Utah Johnny Montana out there dropping absolute dimes 

"Where you from, Johnny?" 

"Wyoming."

[closetojumping 62883]

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

“Heeeeeyyyy, you, I know you, I know you”

”I’m not that … stroooong a swimmer.”

My older brother recorded that whole special in the ‘80’s and he, my little brother and myself watched it so much we wore out the tape. Martin Short is/was as good as it gets on that kind of stuff. 

“I know that. Why do you think I didn’t know that? It’s so funny you would think I wouldn’t know that. “

[Loop 1604 227]

1 hour ago, Had Enough said:

That was a great throw. I haven’t seen a Texas QB throw a dude open like that since Colt McCoy.

[LTtxfan 49373]

 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13120]

8 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

You get what you pay for 

Heading to Thailand soon. Any recommendations?

[Bigbend1812 12942]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

I really hope Ewers is ready but if he’s not I really Card doesn’t have PTSD from last year

[Bigbend1812 12942]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

[Longhornlove 4897]

37 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Heading to Thailand soon. Any recommendations?

[horn4life 3783]

My brother in law calls that shit where you have poop and intermittent gas explosive blasts, a scatter loaf.

[markstanco 12627]

Why I believe it was just a year ago...
https://texags.com/s/41054/fourth-year-similarities-2021-aggies-feature-commonalities-with-2013-seminoles
https://texags.com/s/38309/rutledge-you-never-wanted-to-play-at-kyle-field-now-you-dont-want-to-play-am
Result: 8-4, 5th in the division, and barely held onto their coach mid-season when a direct rival had a sudden opening.
 
 
The real joke of the fake trophy was that aggy thought it would happen this century.

Barely held on to their coach? Maybe I am missing something by not clicking on links but their coach is there for 10 years.

[futureman 22553]

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Barely held on to their coach? Maybe I am missing something by not clicking on links but their coach is there for 10 years.

I think there were rumors he’d leave for LSU. 

[ousux 5602]

Corndogs were never really serious about gathering up the kind of scratch needed to lure Jimbo away from Collie Station. They thought the easier recruiting/path to championships would do the trick.

[Hank_Hill 18896]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Barely held on to their coach? Maybe I am missing something by not clicking on links but their coach is there for 10 years.

If he wants to be, sure

[TheMailBox357 213]

Watching OB's Overreaction Monday podcast and they're talking about how Marcus Washington is holding his own & holding off Neyor in Spring Football despite Neyor being an NFL draft talent and they wouldn't be surprised if the season started today that Washington is starting over Neyor.

Edited April 19, 2022 by TheMailBox357

[nycHorn 3044]

Watching OB's Overreaction Monday podcast and they're talking about how Marcus Washington is holding his own & holding off Neyor in Spring Football and they wouldn't be surprised if the season started today that Washington is starting over Neyor.