Austin Regional Thread

[Zepol87 9189]

Fuck aggy!!! I am ready to beat these bitches

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

9 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

For example, aggy already has the “blame the umpire” thread teed up:

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/2954373

Those cunts were born to lose.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Somebody correct me, but sadly I think I heard it's on WATCH ESPN. So, streaming.

Espn 2.

They’d never let this matchup be relegated to watch ESPN. Cmon man.

[Blotto 23560]

6 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Those cunts were born to lose.

"Born to lose" should be on the aggy school crest. They can class it up by translating to latin.

[WBT 20649]

12 hours ago, BERT said:

Aggy sucks chant clear as day LMAO

That was lame.  Poooooooooooooooor aggy is the preferred nomenclature.

[TrashMaster G 17583]

What' the parking situation going to be tonight with the softball tourney going on? Best bets?

[utee94 15839]

17 minutes ago, Blotto said:

"Born to lose" should be on the aggy school crest. They can class it up by translating to latin.

Natum Perdere

(at least that's what Google translate says)

Has a nice ring to it, I think.  

[Art Vandelay 1712]

48 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

For example, aggy already has the “blame the umpire” thread teed up:

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/2954373

Hilarious. F aggy.

[Player 4575]

For example, aggy already has the “blame the umpire” thread teed up:
https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/2954373

Right on schedule. The thread talking about how “classy” their fans are compared to us should be along shortly.

[jimmyjazz 46007]

Bubble machines are the height of classiness.

[pearlandhorn 3274]

I have never seen a bigger collection of beta bitches in my life. Probably why they procreate with each other and sheep rather than normal women.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

Right on schedule. The thread talking about how “classy” their fans are compared to us should be along shortly.

They also have one blaming the shitty mound. What other fan base lines up all their excuses for losing before the game even starts?

[TheFlagship 436]

An actual post there:

In answer to anyone that wonders 'Why would we complain about the umps now?'. Because we are playing the sips, THEY CHEAT, THEY CHEATED IN THE PAST, THEY CHEAT NOW, THEY WILL CHEAT IN THE FUTURE! They must win, no matter who, no matter what, no matter how. They have no, zero, zip, nada compunction about cheating. You would have to be VERY young not to know who and what they are. They are the lowest of low rents! Ask Nebraska about the sips if you do not believe other Aggies.

[TrashMaster G 17583]

3 minutes ago, TheFlagship said:

An actual post there:

In answer to anyone that wonders 'Why would we complain about the umps now?'. Because we are playing the sips, THEY CHEAT, THEY CHEATED IN THE PAST, THEY CHEAT NOW, THEY WILL CHEAT IN THE FUTURE! They must win, no matter who, no matter what, no matter how. They have no, zero, zip, nada compunction about cheating. You would have to be VERY young not to know who and what they are. They are the lowest of low rents! Ask Nebraska about the sips if you do not believe other Aggies.

All kidding aside, it's really pathetic that a (presumably) grown adult would actually believe this crap.  I mean, honestly, what a sad, sad little person.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

All kidding aside, it's really pathetic that a (presumably) grown adult would actually believe this crap.  I mean, honestly, what a sad, sad little person.

Yep. Not to mention that aggy actually has a documented history of real, actual NCAA infractions at an almost-got-the-death-penalty level, on par with the worst offenders in college sports history. But we're the "cheaters".

[Bigbend1812 12927]

Ask Nebraska how Texas’ ass taste.

[GOAT 1]

Is Kilkenny their ace, or was it the guy from yesterday?

[Gut Wagon 8086]

52 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Bubble machines are the height of classiness.

Stupid, jealous sip. 

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/2626458

[Pato del Muerto 52549]

37 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

All kidding aside, it's really pathetic that a (presumably) grown adult would actually believe this crap.  I mean, honestly, what a sad, sad little person.

If we must win at all costs, why have we not won at the big 3 sports in the past several years?  And why have we had long periods of no success in football and basketball throughout program history?

[Dirk X West 772]

1 hour ago, Player said:

 

Right on schedule. The thread talking about how “classy” their fans are compared to us should be along shortly.
 

 

I think that's more or less what this one is: https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/2954316
("Aggies suck" chant during tu vs. Texas Southern")

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

What' the parking situation going to be tonight with the softball tourney going on? Best bets?

Just a good ol' long walk to the ball park, would be my guess.  Leave early, obviously.

[InkaUtexas 26026]

4 minutes ago, Dirk X West said:

I think that's more or less what this one is: https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/2954316
("Aggies suck" chant during tu vs. Texas Southern")

well they do. 

[jimmyjazz 46007]

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Ask Nebraska about the sips if you do not believe other Aggies.

Oh, please tell me they're referring to McCoy's pass OB that clearly landed with time on the clock during the 2009 championship game.  That would be the classic Aggie angle -- taking on the fortunes and woes of another team entirely in order to make a (stupid) point about another team (most always Texas).

[Blotto 23560]

Admittedly, I haven't watched much aggy baseball, but what's with all the talk of blowing bubbles to celebrate? I have to assume that's the nickname of the head milkman, right?

[Dirk X West 772]

9 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Admittedly, I haven't watched much aggy baseball, but what's with all the talk of blowing bubbles to celebrate? I have to assume that's the nickname of the head milkman, right?

I can only assume, since it's aggy, that it has something to do with semen.

[TexArcher 37998]

1 hour ago, TheFlagship said:

An actual post there:

In answer to anyone that wonders 'Why would we complain about the umps now?'. Because we are playing the sips, THEY CHEAT, THEY CHEATED IN THE PAST, THEY CHEAT NOW, THEY WILL CHEAT IN THE FUTURE! They must win, no matter who, no matter what, no matter how. They have no, zero, zip, nada compunction about cheating. You would have to be VERY young not to know who and what they are. They are the lowest of low rents! Ask Nebraska about the sips if you do not believe other Aggies.

This guy aced Unaware Irony 101.

[Red Five 40879]

Yeah, aggy probably should have received the death penalty. But hey Colt threw the ball out of bounds with one second left on the clock so I guess he does have a point.

[WBT 20649]

Hoosiers up 3-0 through 4.

TSU's RF is a lock for the regional all name team.  Keanu Van Kuren.  Their SS isn't bad either.  Horace LeBlanc III.

Edited June 2, 2018 by WBT

[Zepol87 9189]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Admittedly, I haven't watched much aggy baseball, but what's with all the talk of blowing bubbles to celebrate? I have to assume that's the nickname of the head milkman, right?

Home games those fucks have bubble machines. It is really weird. Did they have them yesterday?

[HtownHorn 14758]

2 hours ago, GOAT said:

Is Kilkenny their ace, or was it the guy from yesterday?

yesterday.

[Machinator 32099]

[Art Vandelay 1712]

That makes no sense. Why would U of Tulsa gear be sold at the Disch?

[Newdoc 3448]

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

[Pato del Muerto 52549]

Why would sales tax not have been charged before?

[Dbeasy 15077]

This guy is the perfect combination of prick and dork.

[mr. sunshine 2831]

aggy rings the phone off the hook at the Sheriff’s office about that damn game room even if they have to drive 20 miles out of their way to be offended by it 

[MirrOlure 14812]

50/50 chance of Orange vs. maroon ferry. We got on the Orange one

[EZ$ 2105]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why would sales tax not have been charged before?

That’s a lot of math for Aggy...

[HRSchenker 2271]

Just win, baby.

[OU Sucks 8895]

Good luck to anyone who will be at the game.

[Pato del Muerto 52549]

Bring an air soft gun, and when you see bubbles, shoot the bubble maker in the eye. 

[GotThatFire 166]

Is it too early to start drinking heavily?

[The Dude 1246]

Just now, GotThatFire said:

Is it too early to start drinking heavily?

Great idea

[TexArcher 37998]

If any of you need to get your hate warmed up, Ricky is about to break the record against aggy again on LHN.

[GotThatFire 166]

Just now, The Dude said:

Great idea

White Russians it is. Thanks Dude

[Fozzz 152]

Do you have to print your tickets to enter the stadium or can they scan the bar code from your phone?

[jimmyjazz 46007]

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

If any of you need to get your hate warmed up, Ricky is about to break the record against aggy again on LHN.

I need to head over to texags and check out the inevitable "they watered the field, it didn't rain at all that day" thread of bitchassedness.

[Horny Bull 2766]

 

[TexArcher 37998]

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I need to head over to texags and check out the inevitable "they watered the field, it didn't rain at all that day" thread of bitchassedness.

The best part of that is that Ricky ran a 4.38 and was the fastest player on the field when we had the ball.  So we watered down the field to slow down their defenders who couldn't catch him anyway.  Yawn.

[PantsTent 2002]

About to head out to the Disch.  Just wanted to say fuck those aggy fuckers.