NIL Recruiting News Megathread

[BurntOrange&White 40,430]

Why can't @immamac become Michael Dell's boyfriend and talk him into buying all the recruits!

[BornAndRaised 12,396]

 

[skipmcgee 254]

Lamborghini for the tier 1 players and Maserati for the tier 2, I guess

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,787]

4 hours ago, skipmcgee said:

Lamborghini for the tier 1 players and Maserati for the tier 2, I guess

Pretty dope Gibson signs with Maserati his first year, and Bond + Taaffee Lambos. When that burnt orange comes up every morning, it reminds Poverty programs like aggy that we run this shit now. But I bet their plauers are happy they at least get a John Deere tractor to stroll around in. 

[skipmcgee 254]

7 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Pretty dope Gibson signs with Maserati his first year, and Bond + Taaffee Lambos. When that burnt orange comes up every morning, it reminds Poverty programs like aggy that we run this shit now. But I bet their plauers are happy they at least get a John Deere tractor to stroll around in. 

Those tractors are shockingly expensive.  However, I hear that Old Sarge’s Used Car Emporium has some nice low mileage Geo Metros available for the team.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,787]

Just now, skipmcgee said:

Those tractors are shockingly expensive.  However, I hear that Old Sarge’s Used Car Emporium has some nice low mileage Geo Metros available for the team.

That is about as aggy of a name if there ever was one. Please tell me this is real 😂

[General Specific 3,337]

That is about as aggy of a name if there ever was one. Please tell me this is real