2022 Masters - The Return of Tiger

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

8 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Is that a car alarm in the background?

I’m pretty sure Augusta is plopped down in the middle of a lower middle class strip mall zone. So, probably?  

[phdhorn 6,224]

Bold Prediction:  Who goes on a run tomorrow?  I feel like Morikawa will.  He oofed it today but he's got that ability.  Not saying he's close enough to win now but might be close.

Which Scottie shows up?  The "I've been on FIRE, Jack!" or "Masters is slamming me mentally".  Looks like it was sort of getting to him in the back nine today.  I think it'll be a close win, whoever it is tomorrow, say by no more than 2.

[Dewey 3,286]

Well Scottie has a 3 stroke lead, so I hope that holds, bit if someone goes on a run and Scottie backs up a bit, I think it's Im 

[Incredulity 11,671]

8 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Is that a car alarm in the background?

All day long during the broadcast.

I’ve been 3 times and each time there were nearly constant car alarms near hole #4.

I can’t for the life of me figure out how ANGC puts up with it.  Given the completely manicured setting.

[4th&Five 41,550]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m pretty sure Augusta is plopped down in the middle of a lower middle class strip mall zone. So, probably?  

You’d think you were in Waco when you walk out the gates. Waffle House, Wendy’s, Kroger and of course the famous Hooter’s. 

[Wally Fairway 5,549]

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

You’d think you were in Waco when you walk out the gates. Waffle House, Wendy’s, Kroger and of course the famous Hooter’s. 

well I've never had any luck getting tickets to ANGC ( but I've only entered the lottery for 20+ years), so maybe I should move to Waco since I'm used to the feeling of the shittier side of Augusta

Edited April 9, 2022 by Wally Fairway

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34 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Is that a car alarm in the background?

 

im shocked they didn't go and track it down 

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12 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

well I've never had any luck getting tickets to ANGC ( but I've only entered the lottery for 20+ years), so maybe I should move to Waco since I'm used to the feeling of the shittier side of Augusta

 

ive been twice on freebie practice rounds. I think, you can get those tickets for $1000 fo $1500. 10000000% worth it. That course is the Vatican. Also be prepared to drop major $$$ at the merchandise tent. Next time I go back, I'm buying 12 golf polos and about 6 pullovers. that's $3000. You walk out of either major merchandise tent, ups and fed ex stands right there. they pack everything this care 

I'd 100% be down for a surly trip for a practice round 

Edited April 10, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Wally Fairway 5,549]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

ive been twice on freebie practice rounds. I think, you can get those tickets for $1000 fo $1500. 10000000% worth it. That course is the Vatican. Also be prepared to drop major $$$ at the merchandise tent. Next time I go back, I'm buying 12 golf polos and about 6 pullovers. that's $2500. 

I'd 100% be down for a surly trip for a practice round 

All I have to do is have a couple of my stonks hit and I'm down with that - @Harrison Stafford I'll get the tickets when UUUU or AMY decide to 🚀

[Incredulity 11,671]

I’ve payed for my three times.  Worth every penny.

[4th&Five 41,550]

 

[3adays 454]

Thank God it’s supposed to be warmer tomorrow.  This jacket on/off shit had to have cost him a few stokes today. 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

wrong thread

 

hooray golf

Edited April 10, 2022 by clapclapclap

[pops 6,985]

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I do t understand finau. His hands are by his knees at setup. 
 

it’s like he was too tall for regular sized clubs but couldn’t afford longer ones, and never changed his swing. 

Tested his coach /cocky sniff. He finally texted back.  

Says it's a work in progress. He's been trying to get him shorter and more under control but maybe they've gone too far. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

The Sunday pins. You know 'em by now.

[babysdaddy 2,724]

Match play between cam and Scottie today. And I think Scottie can lean on his success at the WGC and Ryder Cup. Like his chances.

[StruggleBus 3,922]

Cam and Scottie are the two best players in the world right now. Feels weird typing that. Couldn’t ask for much more on a Sunday. 

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Go get’em sheff !!

[Dewey 3,286]

Temps are up, wind is down, I think today is more of a scoring day than yesterday.  Pins are what they are. 

[Scholz 11,943]

Horns getting love on the Golf Channel because of Scheffler. Hook’em!

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

13 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Horns getting love on the Golf Channel because of Scheffler. Hook’em!

And brandel gets to comment about it I assume. 

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Kite came close at the masters, shame he never won it 

[pops 6,985]

Watching horschel and Hatton is funny as shit right now. Yelling at every shot. Slamming clubs. 

[Blotto 23,508]

17 minutes ago, pops said:

Watching horschel and Hatton is funny as shit right now. Yelling at every shot. Slamming clubs. 

it is amusing. And Tiger looks like he is miserable out there

[tbone_ 14,123]

it is amusing. And Tiger looks like he is miserable out there

He probably doesn’t dig being 10 over

[BluTechsan 393]

16 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 And Tiger looks like he is miserable out there

The more I watch him walk, bend, move on that leg the more I’m buying into the notion that he’s hiding a prosthetic.

and if so, the question is why?

Regardless, it’s amazing that he’s out there at all and I love what he said yesterday about not ever giving up. 

[ConferenceRoom 6,141]

Oh, are we still running with the amputation theory?

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

The weather sure did give the players a break today. Warmer temps and less wind. Rahm's 3 under thru 13. It sure looks like a 67 or lower is out there.

Edited April 10, 2022 by GhostOfTomJoad
Oops. Gave JR an extra birdie.

[Hate 20,108]

Good. I want to see eagles and birdies all day.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Best tv theme song in sports.  Nothing is anywhere close.

[BluTechsan 393]

6 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Oh, are we still running with the amputation theory?

Not saying yay or nay - just that I do not dismiss the possibility.

[Sgt Hulk 13,716]

Tiger putting on linoleum 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

Eldrick's gonna be lucky to walk off of 14 with a double bogey.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

And he cans the bogey putt from 50 feet. Lulz.

[dcar00 14,208]

hatton is cracking me up.  just out there hacking it around.

[Hate 20,108]

And he cans the bogey putt from 50 feet. Lulz.

That’s a hell of a bogey putt.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

7 minutes ago, BluTechsan said:

Not saying yay or nay - just that I do not dismiss the possibility.

People with prosthetic lower legs/feet can't tap their toes the way Tiger's doing at address.

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35 minutes ago, BluTechsan said:

The more I watch him walk, bend, move on that leg the more I’m buying into the notion that he’s hiding a prosthetic

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[conVINCEd 21,469]

You could see his right leg during the interview with Nantz.

[Blotto 23,508]

19 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Oh, are we still running with the amputation theory?

BlueTechsan out here spreading baseless conspiracy theories about Tiger sporting a prosthesis. Everyone knows Tiger is a lizard person and would simply regenerate his lower leg. 

[Dewey 3,286]

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

You could see his right leg during the interview with Nantz.

Looked like wood to me. 

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2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

You could see his right leg during the interview with Nantz.

photoshop !!!!

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Just now, Dewey said:

Looked like wood to me. 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

44 minutes ago, BluTechsan said:

The more I watch him walk, bend, move on that leg the more I’m buying into the notion that he’s hiding a prosthetic.

and if so, the question is why?

Would you want CBS spending 4 days talking about your detachable penis? [6 Million $ Man sounds-sounds-sounds-sounds]

Edited April 10, 2022 by clapclapclap
Edit: dammit, 3putt

[pops 6,985]

Geezus fucking christ. This is from March 9th. 

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4 minutes ago, pops said:

Geezus fucking christ. This is from March 9th. 

they can match skin time !!!!

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

Cameron looks straight out of 1977

[BluTechsan 393]

I surrender 

😎🤘🍻

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Sheff needs to breath. That first drive sucked 

[TOR 5,576]

So disappointed they didn't talk about the Denny's waitress in the parking lot. 

 

Scheffler seems like kind of a dick.  More New Jersey than Texas.