2022 Masters - The Return of Tiger

[LonghornSean 4022]

 

[Deej 76903]

"To play as well as I did today and extend my streak of not winning a major..."

- Rory McIlroy

[ztejas 43532]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

“That’s as happy as I’ll ever be on a golf course.” - Four time major winner

May feel like he's close to exorcising the demons. Sucks he has to wait another year. 

[Deej 76903]

Just now, ztejas said:

May feel like he's close to exorcising the demons. Sucks he has to wait another year. 

Better hurry. The window is closing faster for the guys who have been on tour for a while. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Smith is awesomeness 

Good timing … 😵‍💫

[tx 3 putt 77371]

Sheff !!!

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Boom baby

[TOR 5813]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

"To play as well as I did today and extend my streak of not winning a major..."

- Rory McIlroy

Nitrogen cold, brah.

[tx 3 putt 77371]

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Good timing … 😵‍💫

 The @Nicole44 kiss of death !!!

😂😂😂

[heso 2816]

9 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Rory’s club toss…what was that?

Awesome though

It was like he wanted to celebrate and at the same time remembered that if he played better on Th/Fr he’d have won

[ztejas 43532]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Better hurry. The window is closing faster for the guys who have been on tour for a while. 

He's 32. Sorry he fucked your mom.

[Tex-19 2877]

Pulling out the driver..

[tx 3 putt 77371]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

Pulling out the driver..

Easiest club to hit, let it fly 

[Deej 76903]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He's 32. Sorry he fucked your mom.

Sorry you haven't had your dream of Rory fucking you fulfilled. 

[Hank_Hill 18894]

Aggy bud texted me today mockingly asking me where Spieth is today. Dumb fuck didn’t know the current leader actually spent more time at Texas. 

[Deej 76903]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Aggy bud texted me today mockingly asking me where Spieth is today. Dumb fuck didn’t know the current leader actually spent more time at Texas. 

Did you ask him who in the gallery was fucking Jimbo's wife?

[Tex-19 2877]

So if you’re Scottie do you go for the green after that monster drive or just lay up?

[phdhorn 6224]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Did you ask him who in the gallery was not fucking Jimbo's wife?

fixed, and quicker

[Jive Turkey 12642]

Just now, Tex-19 said:

So if you’re Scottie do you go for the green after that monster drive or just lay up?

go for it.  but go long.  

[TOR 5813]

Smith should have gone Tin Cup there. 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

go for it.  but go long.  

Done

[Tex-19 2877]

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

go for it.  but go long.  

Your wish is his command

[ClubWhatever 12157]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Aggy bud texted me today mockingly asking me where Spieth is today. Dumb fuck didn’t know the current leader actually spent more time at Texas. 

Why do you have dumb fucks as buds?

[Dewey 3292]

Yeah, that didn't look like a 9 iron in his hand. 

[jimmyjazz 46115]

Wait . . . people have a problem with Rory only winning 3 of 4 majors?

[Hank_Hill 18894]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Why do you have dumb fucks as buds?

Leander high school babyyyy.  Go lions

[Deej 76903]

Smith:

 

[jimmyjazz 46115]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Why do you have dumb fucks Aggies as buds?

Same same.

[pops 7006]

Nice club guess,  dottie

[tx 3 putt 77371]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait . . . people have a problem with Rory only winning 3 of 4 majors?

Trevino and Phil are both 3/4, but have 6 each 

[ztejas 43532]

I don't see how Scottie could even drop 4 (maybe 5) at this point. It would take a combination of mega shanks and maybe a water ball on 16. 

[phdhorn 6224]

Probably not dry enough on the green to do the infamous Roll Into Water Death Or 20 Feet Downhill for Schef.

Edited April 10, 2022 by phdhorn

[jimmyjazz 46115]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Trevino and Phil are both 3/4, but have 6 each 

So?

[kingkoopa6 8377]

birdman 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I don't see how Scottie could even drop 4 (maybe 5) at this point. It would take a combination of mega shanks and maybe a water ball on 16. 

Gotdammit why would you even post this??

[Incredulity 11683]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I don't see how Scottie could even drop 4 (maybe 5) at this point. It would take a combination of mega shanks and maybe a water ball on 16. 

It takes a complete collapse. A replica of his drive on 18 yesterday and a ball in the water on 16 would be the combo.

[tx 3 putt 77371]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't see how Scottie could even drop 4 (maybe 5) at this point. It would take a combination of mega shanks and maybe a water ball on 16. 

maybe he trips and beaks his leg ?

[ztejas 43532]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Gotdammit why would you even post this??

Because I don't see it happening. 

[kingkoopa6 8377]

Yessir! 🤘🏼

[kingkoopa6 8377]

A degree in bad ass?

[tx 3 putt 77371]

They both need to par in and speed this up 

[Fudge Nuggets 19219]

Yeeaaaahhhhh…. Let’s fucking goooooooo. 

[dcar00 14351]

12 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Aggy bud texted me today mockingly asking me where Spieth is today. Dumb fuck didn’t know the current leader actually spent more time at Texas. 

ha. you should text him back the price is right horn and ask if aggy is gonna host a regional this year.

[Firemans4Horn 18119]

Right down the pipe

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

Ted, snap all his clubs but the 7 iron. 

[phdhorn 6224]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I don't see how Scottie could even drop 4 (maybe 5) at this point. It would take a combination of mega shanks and maybe a water ball on 16. 

Even this guy agrees.

[TOR 5813]

Finance?  Sheff's voicemail is already overloaded.

[Tex-19 2877]

At this point, Scottie just needs to aim middle of every green, tee off with irons/woods/whatever he hits straightest

[ClubWhatever 12157]

Vern sounds like he’s rambling on at a table in a nursing home. 

[TOR 5813]

Telling that Nance knows nothing about Texas.