2022 Masters - The Return of Tiger

[Surly Bevo 25143]

LIGHT THE TOWER!

[WBT 20661]

4 putts 18 on Sunday and wins by 3.  Not bad

[kingkoopa6 8377]

LWJDBJZNJSNSNS let’s gooooo

[Sgt Hulk 13836]

How wife is what 18-19

[TOR 5813]

Spinner.

[pops 7006]

I want to see the numbers on his whoop band after that 3rd putt 

[tbone_ 14154]

Shit

[hundredTT 578]

He’s def putting it in the butt tonight! 

[Pam Cummings 9658]

Hook em, Scottie!

[phdhorn 6224]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Spinner.

Yes but after 3 misses he finally rimmed it in.

[ztejas 43532]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

4 putts 18 on Sunday and wins by 3.  Not bad

Honestly unacceptable. He should have expected Rory to break the course record by 2 shots. Lucky he isn't going to a playoff.

[phdhorn 6224]

Next year's dinner - Three Amigos or Bill Miller, Bitches!!

[ClubWhatever 12157]

That Aggie chick knew what to do to get the ride of her life.  

[dcar00 14351]

I almost made the joke, before the 1st putt, that he should just keep missing to win by one over Rory.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

That Aggie chick knew what to do to get the ride of her life.  

"highschool sweethearts" but she didn't follow Scottie to Texas? I guess she couldn't get in to Texas

[horngrad03 1150]

54 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Aggy bud texted me today mockingly asking me where Spieth is today. Dumb fuck didn’t know the current leader actually spent more time at Texas. 

Tell your douchbag friend that all of Jordan's golf balls got Covid and he had to opt out.

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

The University of Texas at Augusta. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

3 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

He’s def putting it in the butt tonight! 

Can’t be as tight as his ass was putting out …

[ztejas 43532]

2 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Next year's dinner - Three Amigos or Bill Miller, Bitches!!

Nah. HP dude. Dickey's.

[phdhorn 6224]

Crowd now heading out to the Strip Mall and the Thrift Store across the street.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

… and now we go to the Butler Cabin for Jim Nantz to gargle Tiger’s balls one more time.

[jimmyjazz 46115]

Not many hyper-competitive guys are as likeable as Scottie.  Hook'em.

[phdhorn 6224]

The music was so loud you couldn't hear Nance say shit.  Un porpoise?  That was funny!

[dcar00 14351]

I can understand him 4 putting.  he must have been standing over those putts just thinking where he was 2 months ago.

[TOR 5813]

7 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Yes but after 3 misses he finally rimmed it in.

This is so terribly, terribly naughty.

[cactusflinthead 27601]

Now for the uncomfortable moment in the shed.

[Jive Turkey 12642]

didn't realize Scottie was into edging.

[Surly Bevo 25143]

Cupgradeya for Meredith should be how he spends some of those winnings.

[Deej 76903]

Great job, Sheff...

Now somebody check and make sure Nicole is properly hydrating. 

[WBT 20661]

6 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

The University of Texas at Augusta. 

If I read this right, we're the first university with 3 different winners

https://www.ncaa.com/news/golf-men/article/2022-04-10/where-masters-tournament-winners-played-golf-college

[Blotto 23570]

11 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

He’s def putting it in the butt tonight! 

I'm thinking driver

[Pato del Muerto 52583]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

If I read this right, we're the first university with 3 different winners

https://www.ncaa.com/news/golf-men/article/2022-04-10/where-masters-tournament-winners-played-golf-college

Justin really slacked in this area. 

[mdmost 43043]

Nantz having to filibuster waiting on Sheffler is great. 

[hundredTT 578]

These endings are so goddamn corny, yet I love them! That’s why the Masters is the best! 

[Pato del Muerto 52583]

Just now, mdmost said:

Nantz having to filibuster waiting on Sheffler is great. 

And now a poem by Robert burns. 
 

Tiger Tiger burning bright

…etc

[Horn80 6131]

Way to go Scottie!  Hook ‘em!

[Surly Bevo 25143]

Just now, mdmost said:

Nantz having to filibuster waiting on Sheffler is great. 

Nantz is sitting there thinking about that revolver in his drawer at home and wondering if he can make it through 12 more months and Romo before he gets to come back.

[Bookman 4640]

Great job Scottie! Haven't enjoyed a Masters Sunday like this in a long time!

[mdmost 43043]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Nantz is sitting there thinking about that revolver in his drawer at home and wondering if he can make it through 12 more months and Romo before he gets to come back.

OH JIM! YOU GOT ONE IN THE CHAMBER!

Hideki looks like he's being held hostage. Blink if you're okay!

[LTtxfan 49338]

SCOTTIE !!!  🤘

 

[Blotto 23570]

Hideki cracking my shit up

Edited April 10, 2022 by Blotto

[cactusflinthead 27601]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Nantz having to filibuster waiting on Sheffler is great. 

So awkward

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Nantz is sitting there thinking about that revolver in his drawer at home and wondering if he can make it through 12 more months and Romo before he gets to come back.

He'd miss out on this year's wine.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Petrified Matsuyama is only hearing Charlie Brown adult sounds from the other 3.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

Just now, mdmost said:

Hideki looks like he's being held hostage. Blink if you're okay!

He hears his name and wonders what they’re saying …

[mdmost 43043]

So awkward!

[TOR 5813]

That green jacket belongs in a Wambaugh book.

[Tailgate 3023]

\m/

[clapclapclap 9000]

Matsuyama speed bailed like Parcells was incoming.

[Deej 76903]

6 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm thinking driver

Hitting it stiff, either way...

[Surly Bevo 25143]

An awkward ending unlike any other