Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment

[Wade 464]

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

wouldn’t what?

I misquoted.  Meant to quote dbeasy who said he'd kick his ass, too.      Nah

[achooloco 1076]

38 minutes ago, YChang said:

I’m a bit disappointed that we won’t see Chris Rock running from off stage with a chair and knock out Will Smith. And then someone tag teams Jada Pinket Smith and a royal rumble occurs.

That tag team sounds nsfw tho…

 

edit: looks like I was beaten to this joke as well…

Edited March 28, 2022 by achooloco

[dcar00 14344]

28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Academy seems to be dying a slow death.

dying....its 6 feet under.

[atomheartbevo 89778]

36 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

There's a couple of things that make me think it's fake, like Rock not really acting like someone that just got bitch slapped,

14 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Rock is going to have to do something, because his ass is going to be a meme of this 4ever………….

[StruggleBus 3922]

20 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I think I’m going to take a counterpoint here. His wife has lost her hair due to a disease and Rock made a joke about her. If that was my wife, I might clock him as well. 

Fuck off, pussy. It’s hair, not cancer 

[atomheartbevo 89778]

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

Jessica Chastain has wonderful cans. 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4799]

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Don’t know if you’re married or not but let’s say the wife lost her hair because of cancer and he made that joke. Is that still ok? Or, is it about the degrees of disease a wife has that makes it a tasteless joke? Do you have any idea how devastating it is for a woman to lose her hair due to a disease?  Fuck off

There have been an infinite number of low blow, insensitive, fucked up jokes at the oscars. Only one nutter charged the stage and then claimed “god” was calling him to be a vessel for love. This isn’t hard.

 

[TexArcher 38029]

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Don’t know if you’re married or not but let’s say the wife lost her hair because of cancer and he made that joke. Is that still ok?

Once upon a time, somebody said something really awful about my mom.  I loved my mom a lot.  So I hit him in the face with my backpack.  The difference between me and Will Smith is that I was 6.

You don't get to put your hands on someone because he said something you don't like.  Not even if it's about your wife. Hell, not even if it's the N word.

And the dumbass made sure that millions more people will hear the joke about his wife that he was trying to "protect" her from when he took a free shot at a comic half his size.

Good job, you deranged idiot.

 

[Dbeasy 15084]

Ricky Gervais on Netflix has a very good special where he makes fun of everything including cancer, and he explains why his jokes don’t deserve to be ridiculed. I love Gervais. Rock’s joke was a cheap shot for a quick laugh. But whatever. I’m done. My wife has cancer and lost her hair. I’m going to bed. 

[LonghornSean 4021]

19 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

Not the actor. RIP to this guy’s mentions

[FunkSoulBrother 931]

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

Jessica Chastain has wonderful cans. 

I would like to smack them

[JerrysJheriCurl 977]

I guess when someone David Lindhagen’s your wife, you feel less manly and have to compensate for your shortcomings by getting a bit agro sometimes. 
Maybe if he would have taken Vito’s advice to begin with, he wouldn’t have been in that situation. 

And why a slap? You’re already up there. Deebo him if you gonna do it. 

Edited March 28, 2022 by JerrysJheriCurl

[deac_tracy 516]

If Jerry Springer hosts next year, I'd watch.

[rage-a-holic 4453]

Will is going to need a lot of expensive auditing after this incident. He's not anywhere near OT7 yet.

[Guest Lobo]

Is will smith in Scientology now?  If so; he referred to God an awful lot for a guy in Scientology.  

[dcar00 14344]

Rock should have made a joke about at least if Jada plays GI Jane she won't have to worry about her hair getting "entangled" in anything.

[achooloco 1076]

22 minutes ago, Wade said:

No, you wouldn't

That …reply makes no sense to what I wrote. You drunk?

 

edit: just saw reply. My bad. Ignore my post

Edited March 28, 2022 by achooloco

[Updawg 2286]

Once upon a time, somebody said something really awful about my mom.  I loved my mom a lot.  So I hit him in the face with my backpack.  The difference between me and Will Smith is that I was 6.
You don't get to put your hands on someone because he said something you don't like.  Not even if it's about your wife. Hell, not even if it's the N word.
And the dumbass made sure that millions more people will hear the joke about his wife that he was trying to "protect" her from when he took a free shot at a comic half his size.
Good job, you deranged idiot.
 

Exactly. And committed assault in front of the whole world

[Fastbreak 3990]

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You don't get to put your hands on someone because he said something you don't like.  Not even if it's about your wife. Hell, not even if it's the N word.

 

in a perfect world, but 99.9% of fights are basically this

[mchookem 16367]

1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

There have been an infinite number of low blow, insensitive, fucked up jokes at the oscars. Only one nutter charged the stage and then claimed “god” was calling him to be a vessel for love. This isn’t hard.

 

i mean... seriously!

by that logic Gervais shoulda been murdered lol

 

[Your Mom 4844]

16 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Rock is going to have to do something, because his ass is going to be a meme of this 4ever………….

This is going to turn into gold for Chris Rock. He will be telling jokes about this for years.  Sure, it was initially in bad taste on his part but he is far wittier than Smith is likeable and there is zero chance he lets this be his last words about it.  

[dcar00 14344]

and Juwan Howard is very jealous of Will Smith's abilities.

[BrickHorn 18277]

1 minute ago, achooloco said:

That …reply makes no sense to what I wrote. You drunk?

Not theirs. Who does?

[DalTxHornFan 3116]

King Richard -- $38 million box office

The Eyes of Tammy Fay -- $3 million box office

And I'm rounding up.  Irrelevant, money-losing movies that almost nobody has seen. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19142]

3 minutes ago, JerrysJheriCurl said:

I guess when someone David Lindhagen’s your wife, you feel less manly and have to compensate for your shortcomings by getting a bit agro sometimes. 
Maybe if he would have taken Vito’s advice to begin with, he wouldn’t have been in that situation. 

And why a slap? You’re already up there. Deebo him if you gonna do it. 

[Radical Larry 28660]

[rage-a-holic 4453]

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Is will smith in Scientology now?  If so; he referred to God an awful lot for a guy in Scientology.  

is Google search broken in the name dropping, fuckhead resort you live?

[JesusSweatDuck 17809]

 

 

[Your Mom 4844]

9 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

dying....its 6 feet under.

Not anymore. It will be the most googled thing today by a long shot.  
If they’re smart they bring Chris Rock back next year and millions will tune in just to see what other kind of drama gets stirred up. 

[Saint Tacky 1614]

The winner of the night was Lady GaGa. The respect and kindness she showed Liza Minnelli was overwhelming. The words she leaned down and whispered just before they tossed it to the nominations - “I got you” - and the innocence of Liza’s reply, should be the story of the night. Not the Will Smith shitshow. Shame. 

[Reynolds Woodcock 4799]

23 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We sure Liza got it right? 

Cold as ice, my man

[mchookem 16367]

1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

The winner of the night was Lady GaGa. The respect and kindness she showed Liza Minnelli was overwhelming. The words she leaned down and whispered just before they tossed it to the nominations - “I got you” - and the innocence of Liza’s reply, should be the story of the night. Not the Will Smith shitshow. Shame. 

she has real and uncommon compassion and empathy for seniors. it makes me really like her.

[Ghost of LL 15539]

I watch one goddamned women’s basketball game, ….

[SizzleChest 8284]

37 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I think I’m going to take a counterpoint here. His wife has lost her hair due to a disease and Rock made a joke about her. If that was my wife, I might clock him as well. 

Then you for sure are a dumbass and might have anger issues.

[deac_tracy 516]

People who go into threads about things they didn't watch and then brag about not watching it are super weird.

[TexArcher 38029]

6 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

The winner of the night was Lady GaGa. The respect and kindness she showed Liza Minnelli was overwhelming. The words she leaned down and whispered just before they tossed it to the nominations - “I got you” - and the innocence of Liza’s reply, should be the story of the night. Not the Will Smith shitshow. Shame. 

What's the story here?

[Blotto 23568]

I was sick of Will Smith, his attention whore wife, and his weirdo kids well before this. And now we'll have to hear more bullshit about these dipshits. The entire family can fuck right off. 

[Guest Lobo]

10 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

is Google search broken in the name dropping, fuckhead resort you live?

Yes, I see they sent their kids to school at a facility of theirs.  My question was more about an understanding that they don’t refer to “god” anymore.  I don’t know the story and details behind the Church very well.  
And not sure what name dropping, fuckhead resort means.  But you constantly seem angry at me.  Did I offend you or something?

[Reynolds Woodcock 4799]

For the love of god why couldn’t Chris Rock think up “damn Will, you would have been less pissed if I slept with your wife” 

[Brisketexan 105275]

Smith is a narcissistic toddler. Listen to his speech after that; it’s all about framing himself as some god-ordained great protector of all. Fuck that. The only god he served was his ego.
It’s an industry where people purposefully do wacky shit to their look, including their hair. I didn’t know anything about her having an illness, I suspect Rock didn’t either.
A man goes up to Rock after, lets him know he fucked up, and asks for a public apology. Smith isn’t a man. He’s an emotionally stunted ego-driven child.

[DalTxHornFan 3116]

15 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

is Google search broken in the name dropping, fuckhead resort you live?

User name checks out.

[dcar00 14344]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yes, I see they sent their kids to school at a facility of theirs.  My question was more about an understanding that they don’t refer to “god” anymore.  I don’t know the story and details behind the Church very well.  
And not sure what name dropping, fuckhead resort means.  But you constantly seem angry at me.  Did I offend you or something?

username and such.

[MissingInAction 25172]

Uma has still got it. God damn!

[Saint Tacky 1614]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

What's the story here?

They were presenting “Best Picture” together. Minnelli was struggling with the lines and the cards they gave her. GaGa handled it beautifully and with such grace. Pulled them both through it with such dignity. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

38 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Anyone who doesn't think that was scripted is an idiot.

says the only guy who can't tell that it wasn't scripted.

[achooloco 1076]

12 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

The winner of the night was Lady GaGa. The respect and kindness she showed Liza Minnelli was overwhelming. The words she leaned down and whispered just before they tossed it to the nominations - “I got you” - and the innocence of Liza’s reply, should be the story of the night. Not the Will Smith shitshow. Shame. 

Over the coda supporting actor?! That was my favorite moment of the night.  I don’t disagree with your assessment but loved that award. Got a clip of Gaga? Would like to compare especially if it’s as good as you say. 

[OB3 3629]

For my baseball people… 

[dcar00 14344]

15 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Not anymore. It will be the most googled thing today by a long shot.  
If they’re smart they bring Chris Rock back next year and millions will tune in just to see what other kind of drama gets stirred up. 

dead cat bounce...

[mdmost 43030]

40 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Anyone who doesn't think that was scripted is an idiot.

Right? I mean who wouldn't agree to a massive publicity stunt where you could be charged with assault, all on the very night you might win the highest achievement of your career?

[shadow_operative2.0 16019]