Ok, we need an Oscar thread after that Will Smith/Chris Rock moment

[Zeus 6123]

12 hours ago, victory88 said:

You can read his lips and it looks like he was saying “keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth”

wow lip reading master lulz this looked so fake

[huge 3795]

Can you hear the slap though?

Slaps are loud...

[Guest Lobo]

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Lobo is challenged. He can't help himself. 

All the crazy conspiracy shit, all the Scientology talk foR page after page, and one wisecrack detailed it for you?  
 

if you wanted to get to the bottom of all this, ask why will smith so conveniently happened to be seated right in a beeline to Chris Rock?   This goes all the way to the top.  Including a Mister Ronan Sinatra!   

jokes dude, I’m already seeing Scientology and big pharma reasons for Will’s behavior.  Thought I’d jump in the stupid pool and check out the water.  

[clapclapclap 9000]

So Hollywood still tolerates wokeplace violence.

[Zeus 6123]

11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

"Hey will chill out you making us look bad"

[Scary Stranger 1715]

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Will Smith really hit Chris Rock because Chris Rock runs a pedophile ring out of the basement of a pizzeria with Tom Hanks and Bill Gates.  

FIFY

[TurkeyChew 383]

Will Smith is broken. He is obviously in a lot of pain and has been for quite some time. The Jada, open marriage, etc. clearly isn't working for him though he's desperate to make it work, and he's acting out and crying out in pain and projecting his hurt on to Chris Rock for a basic Oscar joke. 

Showbiz and the amount of scrutiny and media and attention can break you.

Man, even his "keep my wife's name outcho f'in mouth!" you could hear the deep pain that goes beyond one joke. They were the welps of a hurt dog, trying to sound tough in the face of a world that keeps him in pain. 

Just maximum cringe all the way around; good on Chris Rock for not putting his finger into the wound there because he could have completely shattered this guy.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

No wonder these idiots think they are infinitely more relevant than they should be. Dancing around to own his shitty music, while everyone starts filming it like they are witnessing the birth of jesus, while off to the left there was a line forming to sniff his farts. 

Hollywood big shot trending world wide while having the entire country talk about him for live TV assault would normally act like this, huh @mdmost


But to you, everyone who doesn’t see it your way is a conspiracy pedaling moron.

[Guest Lobo]

If Big Studio doesn’t get Harvey Weinstein out on a weekend furlough next year to make a joke about this at next year’s awards, they deserve their irrelevancy.  

[mdmost 43026]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Hollywood big shot trending world wide while having the entire country talk about him for live TV assault would normally act like this, huh @mdmost


But to you, everyone who doesn’t see it your way is a conspiracy pedaling moron.

Yes, they would. He's a rich actor who lives in a totally different world than you or I would ever know. A world of after parties and not having to face consequences. The only way he's not at an afterparty is if he was led away in handcuffs. And I'd imagine someone else played the song and people egged him to dance to it. 

[StruggleBus 3922]

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

All the crazy conspiracy shit, all the Scientology talk foR page after page, and one wisecrack detailed it for you?  
 

if you wanted to get to the bottom of all this, ask why will smith so conveniently happened to be seated right in a beeline to Chris Rock?   This goes all the way to the top.  Including a Mister Ronan Sinatra!   

jokes dude, I’m already seeing Scientology and big pharma reasons for Will’s behavior.  Thought I’d jump in the stupid pool and check out the water.  

You're a slightly more lucid version of Mr. Phlegm at this point. So muledick

[hayden_horn 11365]

Just now, mdmost said:

Yes, they would. He's a rich actor who lives in a totally different world than you or I would ever know. A world of after parties and not having to face consequences. The only way he's not at an afterparty is if he was led away in handcuffs. And I'd imagine someone else played the song and people egged him to dance to it. 

seriously, you or i do that in a bar or a pub, we are going in bracelets. 

 

[Zeus 6123]

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Let's say that Amy Schumer made that joke. Would you be okay with Will Smith hitting her, too? 

[Guest Lobo]

You just pick really really specific posts to get pissy about after pages and pages of serious comments to the same effect.  I was more saying in my head in billymadison’s voice when he asked his dad if the penguin told him to do this.  
not even this website can find a way to politicize this Smith rock incident.   I’m just here to crack some jokes about it.  I’ve got a doozy of one that’s really gonna piss off Rage-a-holic.  Which isn’t saying much. 

[bad_teammate 13224]

Huge respect to Jada for openly and publicly destroying a man over the course of years.

Amazing work.

Undefeated.

[Reynolds Woodcock 4798]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Yes, they would. He's a rich actor who lives in a totally different world than you or I would ever know. A world of after parties and not having to face consequences. The only way he's not at an afterparty is if he was led away in handcuffs. And I'd imagine someone else played the song and people egged him to dance to it. 

You’ve got to stop engaging with that fucking clown.

[mdmost 43026]

Just now, Reynolds Woodcock said:

You’ve got to stop engaging with that fucking clown.

I know and I apologize to others who had to read that. I'll stop. 

[WBT 20653]

35 minutes ago, davidg said:

 

Mel Gibson down on the bottom row thinking to himself: Alright, I'm not the crazy one anymore.

 

 

The Rock is thinking that no one is going to buy this angle.  Needs a better build.

And lulz that Gosling is laughing.

[futureman 22529]

37 minutes ago, davidg said:

 

Mel Gibson down on the bottom row thinking to himself: Alright, I'm not the crazy one anymore.

 

 

who is the blonde middle left?

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Yes, they would. He's a rich actor who lives in a totally different world than you or I would ever know. A world of after parties and not having to face consequences. The only way he's not at an afterparty is if he was led away in handcuffs. And I'd imagine someone else played the song and people egged him to dance to it. 

I believe you’re right. He can act like this because he knew he’d get away with it while coming out being the most talked about person in the entire world right now-step aside putin.

IF it’s perhaps true and rock is able to withstand a slap from smith being unfazed even though he’s clearly prepping for some sort of contact while smith walks towards him…he’s a tough SOB since I know most everybody would have to run their face.


I dunno, man.. I dunno. Would seem like tin foily if it happened somewhere else -like the after party- and not on live TV for everybody to talk about the next day. Or else nobody here would be even thinking about will or Chris.

[bad_teammate 13224]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

The Rock is thinking that no one is going to buy this angle.  Needs a better build.

And lulz that Gosling is laughing.

The Rock, to Smith: "You worked yourself into a shoot, brother."

Edited March 28, 2022 by bad_teammate

[Nicole44 22072]

Basically, the slap broke the 4th wall. Carefully scripted bits. Beautiful outfits. Blah blah blah…make believe lives on display. The Oscars needed a slap. Show clips of the damn movies. We know they don’t give a fuck that the show runs over because advertising. Just show the clips. 
 

I missed the whole production last night. But was able to see Gaga/Liza and was thrilled about CODA. That’s cool. Will smith is one strange mofo. But the Oscars/Academy needed a slap across their collective faces. Jmo. Carry on…

[futureman 22529]

30 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Doesn’t even touch his face like any one on earth would do.

any. one. ON. EARTH.

period the end. 

[hayden_horn 11365]

i don't understand how this hasn't yet been posted.

[Zeus 6123]

Godspeed

[SizzleChest 8284]

This is laughable, like most of his hot takez, on several levels.  Manny is quite serious in this tweet, though.

 

[Nicole44 22072]

[hayden_horn 11365]

2 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

This is laughable, like most of his hot takez, on several levels.  Manny is quite serious in this tweet, though.

 

seriously, you just slapped a man. i cannot imagine a situation where i'm slapping another dude. i can imagine fighting, i guess, though my bitch ass would tend to avoid actual physical fighting. 

but if you are going up there to confront the man, have the courtesy of making a fist. jesus christ.

[Red Five 40881]

38 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Look at the posters suggesting that it's staged. There's a common theme. We can't even unite and clown on the Fresh Prince melting down on national television; there always has to be a political undercurrent and/or conspiracy at play.

Yeah after reading a bit and talking to people about it, yes there is definitely a common theme amongst the slap truthers. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

17 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

seriously, you or i do that in a bar or a pub, we are going in bracelets. 

going…to the after party though, right?

[gsoda3 3281]

59 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

All parties. For what? We’re talking about something we’d normally have no business talking about.

you think this was an attempt to generate buzz?  will smith was finally about to win an oscar.  you think he seriously thought "hm, no one's going to talk about my oscar, let's find a way to sensationalize this event.  i know i'll pretend to assault a smaller man on international television.  oh and i'll tell him not to punch back." 

[mdmost 43026]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

seriously, you just slapped a man. i cannot imagine a situation where i'm slapping another dude. i can imagine fighting, i guess, though my bitch ass would tend to avoid actual physical fighting. 

but if you are going up there to confront the man, have the courtesy of making a fist. jesus christ.

I would slap you but only with one of my white gloves and then challenge you to a duel. 

[SizzleChest 8284]

 

[bad_teammate 13224]

In the coming days/weeks we're going to see a bunch of Alopecia Awareness and start calling bald women "SURVIVORS" or something.

Already exhausted by it.

[futureman 22529]

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i cannot imagine a situation where i'm slapping another dude.

unless it’s a backhand. archie in rocknrolla was cool.

 

['stache 21838]

5 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

you think this was an attempt to generate buzz?  will smith was finally about to win an oscar.  you think he seriously thought "hm, no one's going to talk about my oscar, let's find a way to sensationalize this event.  i know i'll pretend to assault a smaller man on international television.  oh and i'll tell him not to punch back." 

I give zero shits about the Oscars. Didn’t know is was this weekend, or that he was nominated, or that he never won one, don’t even know the movie he was in for the nomination. But I sure as shit know now, lol. Because it’s everywhere. I doubt it was staged but who knows, I think there are tons of people like me who would not know of these awards otherwise. It has definitively increased attention by a factor of about eleventy billion. Either way, it’s hilarious.

Edited March 28, 2022 by 'stache

[futureman 22529]

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

In the coming days/weeks we're going to see a bunch of Alopecia Awareness and start calling bald women "SURVIVORS" or something.

Already exhausted by it.

oh so you’re peciaphobic? disgusting. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

you think this was an attempt to generate buzz?  will smith was finally about to win an oscar.  you think he seriously thought "hm, no one's going to talk about my oscar, let's find a way to sensationalize this event.  i know i'll pretend to assault a smaller man on international television.  oh and i'll tell him not to punch back." 

Yes. Will smith slapping someone before he wins trends more for talking shows world wide than winning an Oscar. Do you think more or less people are going to watch his Oscar winning performance who otherwise wouldn’t have because they don’t pay attention to this shit?

I think every July 4th I see more will smith mentions than anything else he’s done.

[Slacks 6858]

Suspicious.

[TXSooner518 2438]

Hilarious that everyone is acting like she has some exotic tragic disease when alopecia is literally baldness. 

It's probably the 2724th harshest joke made at the Oscars, so yeah, just an absurd overreaction. The equivalent of physically attacking a fan from another team for yelling "nice play!" next to you when they score. 

[Rimbo 26051]

29 minutes ago, TurkeyChew said:

Will Smith is broken. He is obviously in a lot of pain and has been for quite some time. The Jada, open marriage, etc. clearly isn't working for him though he's desperate to make it work, and he's acting out and crying out in pain and projecting his hurt on to Chris Rock for a basic Oscar joke. 

Showbiz and the amount of scrutiny and media and attention can break you.

Man, even his "keep my wife's name outcho f'in mouth!" you could hear the deep pain that goes beyond one joke. They were the welps of a hurt dog, trying to sound tough in the face of a world that keeps him in pain. 

Just maximum cringe all the way around; good on Chris Rock for not putting his finger into the wound there because he could have completely shattered this guy.

You know, putting two and two together, the Scientologists supposedly snagged Tom Cruise and Travolta because they (allegedly) had a way to "cure" gayness. Given that, and the open marriage stuff... 

Just a thought, ya know

[Hornius Emeritus 12481]

30 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Hollywood big shot trending world wide while having the entire country talk about him for live TV assault would normally act like this, huh @mdmost


But to you, everyone who doesn’t see it your way is a conspiracy pedaling moron.

No, not everyone. Just you.

[HRSchenker 2273]

The Will Smith punch was great for the Academy because it will serve as a distraction from the Harvey Weinstein jokes plus the bits about fondling male presenters and doing backstage "deep cavity searches" with Wanda Sykes tongue. Me Too movement is over! Hollywood is back, baby! 

[mdmost 43026]

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

The Will Smith punch was great for the Academy because it will serve as a distraction from the Harvey Weinstein jokes plus the bits about fondling male presenters and doing backstage "deep cavity searches" with Wanda Sykes tongue. Me Too movement is over! Hollywood is back, baby! 

First, it was a slap and not a punch. Second, that was Regina Hall and not Wanda Sykes but we get it that you think they all look alike.

Edited March 28, 2022 by mdmost

[hayden_horn 11365]

2 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

Hilarious that everyone is acting like she has some exotic tragic disease when alopecia is literally baldness. 

It's probably the 2724th harshest joke made at the Oscars, so yeah, just an absurd overreaction. The equivalent of physically attacking a fan from another team for yelling "nice play!" next to you when they score. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

1 minute ago, HRSchenker said:

the bits about fondling male presenters and doing backstage "deep cavity searches" with Wanda Sykes tongue.

[TurkeyChew 383]

30 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Huge respect to Jada for openly and publicly destroying a man over the course of years.

Amazing work.

Undefeated.

"men will literally win an oscar for best actor before going to therapy"

[MonkeyDoughnut 10352]

4 minutes ago, TXSooner518 said:

Hilarious that everyone is acting like she has some exotic tragic disease when alopecia is literally baldness. 

It's probably the 2724th harshest joke made at the Oscars, so yeah, just an absurd overreaction. The equivalent of physically attacking a fan from another team for yelling "nice play!" next to you when they score. 

Yeah, when they take "bald" jokes off the comedians plate, what's next, no more "short" jokes?

I'm just trying to figure out how no security personnel even moved during this whole thing. It was pretty tense/awkward for a bit you would think they would have at least made an appearance.

[South Austin 52566]

19 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

This is laughable, like most of his hot takez, on several levels.  Manny is quite serious in this tweet, though.

 

Great take, Manny.  The West Philly slap fights are legendary. 

[HRSchenker 2273]

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

First, it was a slap and not a punch. Second, that was Regina Hall and not Wanda Sykes but we get it that you think they all look alike.

All 3 hosts did the bit at least once during the broadcast but yeah go ahead and stretch for that outrage