If all the First Ladies got in a fist fight, who would win?

[Parliament 14405]

Dolly Madison did badass things in 1812.  Barbara Bush did not, but I bet she could hold her own.

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[Surly Bevo 25542]

Eleanor Roosevelt would lick em all.

[TheStoicPaisano 9940]

Eleanor.

Dammit, Coke to Surly.

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Ivanka has the reach and youth advantage 

[Parliament 14405]

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Eleanor Roosevelt would lick em all.

ISWYDT

[SizzleChest 8295]

Mary Todd was crazy and a beast.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

No matter what I bet Jackie ends up walking around with someone's brains on her dress

[burntorangebongos 10787]

Michelle Obama would make all these bitches want to crawl back up their mama's pussy. Her man ain't shit in a fight but she could cut a bitch with her stare alone.

[Bama Chick 28596]

If her fighting skills are even close to her stank face skills, Michelle will whip all their asses.

[futureman 22566]

no way on michelle; socialists can’t fight for shit.  

give me ladybird. 

[David Dennison 19135]

Michelle Obama would fuck all their shit up.

 

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

Bess Trumann is built like Nightrain. Had to go sideways through doors. 

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Hillary. 

You know she was looking Vince right in the eyes when she pulled the trigger. 

[Radical Larry 28677]

Behind every good man, there's a woman. and that woman was Martha Washington, man. And every day, George would come home, she'd have a big, fat bowl waiting for him when he'd come in the door. She was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. 

[burntorangebongos 10787]

Hillary Clinton is a mafia killing mother fucker tho, but if you put her and Michelle mano y mano, I would pick Michelle to squeak out the win.  The only bitch who could take her down is Mary Todd. That bitch took a lit fire place wood to her husband's head when she got pissed off one day. She was cray as fuck.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Now that I ponder on it, I think a lot of past First Ladies could whip up on some on the past Presidents.

Bitches don't fight fair.  And men have a tremendous weak spot that women don't have.

One good kick in the dick with a pair on pointy toe Manolo Blahniks and you dudes are completely out of commission for a few minutes.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Some people think Harding's wife killed him when she found out he was fucking around, so I wouldn't count her out. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19292]

I think Laura Bush is the only one with a confirmed kill on her resume so I’m going with her.

[Fudge Nuggets 19292]

Betty Ford would probably hold her own if she was sufficiently liquored up.

Drunk = bullet proof.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Sally Hemings had the sort of rough upbringing you look for in a fighter...Wrong side of the tracks, a grudge against society and shit. 

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14 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Now that I ponder on it, I think a lot of past First Ladies could whip up on some on the past Presidents.

Bitches don't fight fair.  And men have a tremendous weak spot that women don't have.

One good kick in the dick with a pair on pointy toe Manolo Blahniks and you dudes are completely out of commission for a few minutes.

[Upgrayedd 5827]

My money would be on James Buchanan

[DDD Dad 14390]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

“Eat your heart out bitches! King Kong ain’t got shit on me.”

 

 

[Parliament 14405]

Better throwing motion than Tebow.

[DigglerontheHoof 21315]

Michelle Obama.  Hell, she'd probably be in the top 10 for toughest presidents.   

[Gatorubet 30436]

Julia Gardiner Tyler was only 24 when she became FLOTUS, 30 years younger than her hubs.

If she stayed out of their reach with her speed and youth, she might give them a go.   But Hillary would prolly convince her to join her and Michelle, and then kill her when her back was turned.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

Two of her grandchildren were still alive as a a couple of years ago:

 

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/78bnb9/president-john-tyler-had-more-sex-than-you

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4 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Two of her grandchildren were still alive as a a couple of years ago:

 

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/78bnb9/president-john-tyler-had-more-sex-than-you

I fucked one of em