2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Planet Houston 4930]

YORGONE!!!

[HtownHorn 14685]

Tepera is not executing his pitches.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Heck yes boys!!!

[clapclapclap 9000]

We've got bush!

[cabowabo 4487]

Lol. Fuck Tepera.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

I love it when these Astros feel the need for a bit of payback.  

[billfromlaketravis 11486]

Here. We. Go. 
 

Warning Track Bregs and Air Yordan. 

[WBT 20579]

Calm down Kalas

[WBT 20579]

Hit the weights Ted

[Guadaloopy 10973]

Just now, WBT said:

Calm down Kalas

He was anticipating the misplay by Adell.  

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

If this fucker was pitching before the sun went down we might have hit 4 in a row. At least 3 out of 4. 

[tx 3 putt 76975]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Oh and FUCK YOU TEPERA YOU BITCH....RUN YOUR MOUTH COCKSUCKER #NEVERFORGET

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Wow. Crazy outs this inning

[UTexasFight 9454]

Very sketchy, this inning 

[HtownHorn 14685]

Damn. Tepera's gotten lucky or it could have been btbtbtb.

[HtownHorn 14685]

Pena vs. the slider is not an ideal situation right now.

[UTexasFight 9454]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Damn. Tepera's gotten lucky or it could have been btbtbtb.

tb

[perfectchaos007 6643]

We have 9 Dominicans on our 40 man roster. That's insane for a country thats half an island.

[WBT 20579]

Challenge

[Guadaloopy 10973]

So close, Peña.  So close.  

[HtownHorn 14685]

Hector Torres was kinda awful, let's hope Pena is better than him.

[tx 3 putt 76975]

lock it down boys 

[Gourmand 7774]

 

[Guadaloopy 10973]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

 

Embrace the heel turn.   Love it.  Just stop saying sketch.  

[Guadaloopy 10973]

Fletcher gets my vote for the most pesky SOB in MLB. 

[David Dennison 18860]

We have defensive issues.

[runthebone 7987]

Good effort, haha.

[Scraps 13561]

Embrace the heel turn.   Love it.  Just stop saying sketch.  

You do realize they said it because Tepera said we were still doing "sketchy" stuff

[Hornsbay22 468]

My tolerance is at opening day level. One crown drink and a buzz. 

[HtownHorn 14685]

Why is Alvarez still in the game? Siri to CF and McCormick to LF and we are out of the inning.

[tx 3 putt 76975]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Embrace the heel turn.   Love it.  Just stop saying sketch.  

You do realize they said it because Tepera said we were still doing "sketchy" stuff

“They’re doing something different over there at Minute Maid [Park in Houston],” said Tepera, referring to 6-1 and 9-6 losses in Houston in the first two games of the best-of-five series, during which the Astros hitters combined for 20 hits and 16 strikeouts.

“It shows you how many swings and misses they had tonight compared to Minute Maid,” he added.

“Yeah. I mean, it is what it is. They’ve obviously had a reputation of doing some sketchy stuff over there. We can say that it’s a little bit of a difference. I think you saw the swings and misses tonight compared to the first two games at Minute Maid.

 

“But that’s not really the story,” he quickly added. “We came here to compete. We’re not going to worry about that.”

[Guadaloopy 10973]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Embrace the heel turn.   Love it.  Just stop saying sketch.  

You do realize they said it because Tepera said we were still doing "sketchy" stuff

Oh yeah.  Carry on.  

[WBT 20579]

Our boy Seth Beer just walked it off for the Dbacks

[UTexasFight 9454]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Why is Alvarez still in the game? Siri to CF and McCormick to LF and we are out of the inning.

Dusty learning from his 2020/2021 mistakes… not putting Yordan’s bat on the bench in extras!

Edited April 8, 2022 by UTexasFight

[elfenix 34251]

#astrosafterdark

[Guadaloopy 10973]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We have defensive issues.

Eh.  1 run in 8 innings.  Yordan made a bad call to go for the catch.  He’s still learning.  

[tx 3 putt 76975]

Just now, elfenix said:

#astrosafterdark

[tx 3 putt 76975]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Our boy Seth Beer just walked it off for the Dbacks

 

f the padres and their trash fan base 

[Gourmand 7774]

Chandler makes it really hard not to hate him

 

[UTexasFight 9454]

Woof. Hearjng the crowd on the radio, that didn’t sound good

 

thankfully their fans suck 

[runthebone 7987]

That was a pitch to kill, Machete

[Scraps 13561]

All fans suck. MMP dorks think every fly out is a homer too

3putt jumps up every fly ball and starts high fiving everyone

[Guadaloopy 10973]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

f the padres and their trash fan base 

I like the Padres.  Tony Gwynn and Trevor Hoffman are my favorite non-Astros players.  But yeah.  There are a lot of shitty fans in SD.  

[Scraps 13561]

My buddy doesn't like Archie Bradley:

Bradley looks like the kind of guy who has a beard to catch cum

Wtf lol

[tx 3 putt 76975]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Woof. Hearjng the crowd on the radio, that didn’t sound good

 

thankfully their fans suck 

 

it's brutal on tv broadcast too 

[HtownHorn 14685]

Altuve getting in his pitches seen for the month tonight.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

Good to see Altuve not pressing for a hit there.  You know he wanted to swing.  

[WBT 20579]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

it's brutal on tv broadcast too 

It was obvious he got under it

[HtownHorn 14685]

Not liking this matchup.

[WBT 20579]

Is Trout still crippled?  Seems like he could have easily taken 2nd on that.