2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 19145]

9 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Just curious.  You doing this for marketing/business.  Or for the fun of it?

Fun is the best marketing and business. @immamacasked us to do some stuff that gives back to the community to make it a more fun place when we talked about how we could get involved in sponsoring the site. So we did the NCAA contest. We did the playoff giveaways.  We are doing regular season giveaways. We committed to TE stuff if there is ever a fantasy camp.  All the stuff is no purchase necessary, no strings attached, no one is going to hassle you about anything, call you, hit you up etc.    

[Guadaloopy 11007]

Hell yeah!   I’d like to bid one dollar, Bob. 
 

[kingkoopa6 8377]

15 hours ago, Scraps said:

15 hours ago, Scraps said:

Its also not delayed. They pushed the start time back to 9:05 to coincide with the SD/AZ game because they are both on mlb network

 

Actually thats not right cause SD already started. Thought they were pushing that one back too according to the guide. Guess they just tried to get 30 more mins of cooler temps....aka not getting their ass kicked by the Astros

no doubt. lol.. 2 parking attendants passed out at the entrance i was using - was 104 at 550pm 

[Jshep34 2320]

Ok- this is absolutely awesome.  The guy who got closest to the guess the line for Framber was none other than [mention=1370]Guadaloopy[/mention] who went with the Steve Nebraska line of 9/0/0/0/27K's and 81 pitches.  
Pretty good when the closest to the guess was the guy who guessed perfect.  [mention=1370]Guadaloopy[/mention] I've got 2 for you for opening night.  If you can't go opening night let me know and we will set up another game.
Next best was [mention=889]Viper[/mention].  You've got 2 on opening night as well.  Let me know if you can't make it we will set up something else.

On the list [mention=377]TonyTexas[/mention] [mention=604]IDIOTsavant[/mention] [mention=1543]UTexasFight[/mention], [mention=85]kevwun[/mention] [mention=537]Jshep34[/mention] [mention=3858]Bregs[/mention].  You guys are all guaranteed 2 in April or May if you want them.  Get with me and we will go after games.
Anyone else who wants in on the fun PM me.  I'm making a list and checking it twice.  Will figure something out probably every month to give them away by lotto or contest. 
Enjoy. 

Awesome. Ill check schedule and let lilshep pick

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[TonyTexas 10520]

Better now than October 

 

[TonyTexas 10520]

 

[kingkoopa6 8377]

so the booing continues...

but i was like " why yall booing.. we cheated the yanks and dodgers.... thought yall be down for that?"

[Wulaw Horn 19145]

I think I’d give Chaz 80% if the starts and hit him 7th until Meyers came back 

[hornmpa96 2619]

Yes - I don’t like sitting Chas after a 2 hit night. Let’s see if he can keep it up.

Of course, Maldonado could go 0 for 100 before Dusty considers starting Castro.

[Wulaw Horn 19145]

19 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Yes - I don’t like sitting Chas after a 2 hit night. Let’s see if he can keep it up.

Of course, Maldonado could go 0 for 100 before Dusty considers starting Castro.

You usually try to get everyone a start in the first series of the year. Also, Dusty hates Chaz for whatever reason. 

[tx 3 putt 77274]

jump on them early tonight 

Edited April 8, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[UTPhil2006 3809]

38 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Yes - I don’t like sitting Chas after a 2 hit night. Let’s see if he can keep it up.

Of course, Maldonado could go 0 for 100 before Dusty considers starting Castro.

Dusty hates Chazzy Fizz

[tx 3 putt 77274]

 

[UTexasFight 9519]

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Yeah that’ll play

love me some bottleneck slide 

[YChang 3460]

Well this is cool… we get to see Hunter Pence on the broadcast for the Astros game tonight. 

[Pablo 494]

What can we expect out of Odorizzi today?

I'm not sure how he matches up with Angels top 3, but perhaps he can handle the rest and only give up a couple or runs.

[tx 3 putt 77274]

3 minutes ago, Pablo said:

What can we expect out of Odorizzi today?

I'm not sure how he matches up with Angels top 3, but perhaps he can handle the rest and only give up a couple or runs.

8-3 last season v al west 

[cabowabo 4500]

I will say that the picture quality is outstanding. This shit 4k?

[runthebone 8027]

Wow, really intimidating shitty Southern California fan boo.

[billfromlaketravis 11521]

Is this game in 4K?

[runthebone 8027]

I'll tell you what isn't in 4K, and that's a strike zone overlay.

[YChang 3460]

No, my buddy works on the tV team. It’s upscaled. 

[YChang 3460]

Lol, fuck you Angel fans

[tx 3 putt 77274]

Hell yes !!!!

[Scraps 13570]

Suck it hoes

[runthebone 8027]

Boo that, motherfuckers.

 

It's like he knew a 3-1 fastball was coming! 

[Smax 3800]

Lol cheater chant=BOOM

[Mo Horn 8853]

Always a good way to start things off

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Shut ‘em up Altuve

[Scraps 13570]

Lol cheater chant=BOOM

Some fools never learn

[TexArcher 38000]

Boo that, you sunbaked California douche nozzles.

[kingkoopa6 8377]

[cabowabo 4500]

I know Apple feels like they need to have a female in the booth, but Katie Nolan is already annoying the fuck out of me. 

[Mo Horn 8853]

New year... home plate umpires still suck at calling balls and strikes. 

[Scraps 13570]

Tucker finish this dude

[YChang 3460]

Dang it

[billfromlaketravis 11521]

Katie Nolan woukd definitely get it. 

[Scraps 13570]

I didn't mean by trying to plunk him lol

[Mo Horn 8853]

Tucker just unlucky there

[Smax 3800]

Did they just add the strike zone overlay?

[Scraps 13570]

Katie Nolan woukd definitely get it. 

Too bad she brings absolutely nothing to this broadcast

[Mo Horn 8853]

Jake struggling already. Why didn't we go with JV again?

[billfromlaketravis 11521]

Just now, Scraps said:

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Katie Nolan woukd definitely get it. 

Too bad she brings absolutely nothing to this broadcast

Don’t care. She’s hot and likes sports. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Are these Apple announcers the idiots that called the Nickelodean super bowl?  Did this airhead broad yell 'Slimed!' after the home run? 

[Scraps 13570]

So go look at photos online get her off this shit

[cabowabo 4500]

Brantley should have caught both those balls. 

[HtownHorn 14759]

Brantley has to catch that foul ball.

[David Dennison 18944]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Brantley should have caught both those balls. 

We have defensive issues.

 

[Mo Horn 8853]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Brantley should have caught both those balls. 

 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Brantley has to catch that foul ball.

Speed is not his forte.

[runthebone 8027]

Weakly hit shit.  But that pitch was shit.