2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 11013]

Six solo HRs so far in 17 innings.  

[Planet Houston 4930]

The league better watch out, Bregs looks locked in

[Scraps 13577]

Get ate up bitch boy

[clapclapclap 9000]

Touchdowns beat safeties

[Scraps 13577]

Oh i need Yordan to take this 78mph POS into the rocks

[Guadaloopy 11013]

Bregs is rolling.  And he’s historically been a slow starter.  

[elfenix 34332]

yordouble!

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Blow it open Yordan

[HtownHorn 14779]

Yordan wanted that slider.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Go home you California quacks

[elfenix 34332]

[tx 3 putt 77426]

empty the bench

[HtownHorn 14779]

All that money to upgrade the bullpen and it's still really shitty.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Joe Maddon motioning to the pen.  He’s going to get a repetitive motion injury from that this season.  

Great call

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Katie Nolan and Astros baseball is a combo I can get behind. This broadcast aint bad

[Wulaw Horn 19152]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

All that money to upgrade the bullpen and it's still really shitty.

At least they have such a strong starting rotation they won’t have to rely on the arm barn all that much. 

[Planet Houston 4930]

15 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

This is pretty solid 

 

https://twitter.com/cityhall03/status/755265174165217280?s=21&t=L8S4D-ZkN89M2QCFQeCD1A

[elfenix 34332]

tucker bombs!

[tx 3 putt 77426]

tucker !!!!!!!!!!!

[YChang 3462]

That was beautiful Tucker!

[HtownHorn 14779]

Poor Altuve.

[WBT 20669]

Ted!!  That ain't solo

[Guadaloopy 11013]

Ted with the first multi-run HR of the season!

[Wulaw Horn 19152]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

 

Edited April 9, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[Honeysucklerose 990]

That was freaking launched

[clapclapclap 9000]

Plum Tuckered out!

[tx 3 putt 77426]

pena !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingkoopa6 8377]

Woooow. This is awesome 

[HtownHorn 14779]

Can Pena get the cycle in this inning?

[Scraps 13577]

This is a nice ass kicking

[YChang 3462]

Peña looking good

[Planet Houston 4930]

Missed #2 by a foot!

[Wulaw Horn 19152]

Welcome to 2022 K Tuck! 

[WBT 20669]

109 mph 35 deg, 423 feet for Ted

[Guadaloopy 11013]

A triple short of the cycle.  Like being one girl short of a threesome.  

[tx 3 putt 77426]

[Pablo 495]

beautiful representation of keeping the line going

[HtownHorn 14779]

Maldonado can swing away here.

[YChang 3462]

I mean I guess it’s a sign of respect when you try to make excuses for the Angels pitcher lasting 4 innings cause the Stros lineup is so good. 

[HtownHorn 14779]

Walsh wants to switch dugouts after this game.

[WBT 20669]

12 batters that inning

[elfenix 34332]

wait, DQ has an A1 burger?  wtf?

[OB3 3629]

Don’t know how many of yall have a twitter, but this account is a good follow. Breaks down every home run league wide

[runthebone 8042]

Save some for tomorrow, guys.

[tx 3 putt 77426]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

wait, DQ has an A1 burger?  wtf?

ASignature StackburgerTM> with two 100% seasoned real beef patties, topped with A.1.® Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce, creamy peppercorn sauce, Applewood smoked bacon, perfectly melted Sharp American** and crunchy onion rings. Served on a soft and toasted bun.

[Guadaloopy 11013]

Carlos who?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

AppleTV: definite talent upgrade on the sidelines and in the booth.  Can't stand the millennial chatting--makes me feel like an old head.  I might get a subscription doe.

I think we should talk about Pena's lack of arm strength.  That apparently makes him go yard.

Astro bats have awokenness.  Jobu will not jinx the lineup.

And the pitching as been decent.  Stros will need to score a lot this year, but they've needed the bats for the last several years two win games in batches.

The season looks promising.  Just need to prove it against the RedSox, Yankees, and Rays.

 

F Correa

 

Edited April 9, 2022 by Shaggy3.0

[HtownHorn 14779]

With the way the Angels are pitching, we get to see 2 innings of Jo Adell OF defense.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

10 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Like being one girl short of a threesome.  

Yup. I know that feeling.  But I'm old.  So these days, a double is good enough.

[HtownHorn 14779]

3 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

And the pitching as been decent.  Stros will need to score a lot this year, but they've needed the bats for the last several years two win games in batches.

Decent. They have given up 3 runs in 16 innings so far, and most of these guys are going to be using the 1st 10-15 games to get into shape because ST was short.