2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Pablo 495]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I hate these Little League rules….

yep, terrible

[Lat22 4017]

I thought they’d done away with it? Guess I wasn’t paying attention. 

[cabowabo 4514]

Lol. Fuck this game..

[Smax 3800]

Ouch

[Ojo Rojo 1968]

Pressly wtf.

[Lat22 4017]

How does your closer throw a four pitch walk?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Doesn't matter about Chas, that loss is wholly on our 'Closer'....

Edited April 13, 2022 by clapclapclap

[perfectchaos007 6677]

We'll get em next time

[Lat22 4017]

Wear that one Pressley. Now what the fuck am I going to do?  Approaching four hours. Porn, I guess. 

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

Doesn't matter about Chas, that loss is wholly on our 'Closer'....

He has one bad game and you're ready to replace him? 

[tx 3 putt 77426]

[Starfleet Command 441]

I'm like 90% sure Pressly has to have some kind of long standing injury that has gone unnoticed or something.  Click is going to catch hell if he signed him to that extension hurt.

[tx 3 putt 77426]

6 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

How does your closer throw a four pitch walk?

I’m worried about Presley. I’m hoping he just needs some more spring training 

[clapclapclap 9000]

2 minutes ago, rvm96 said:

He has one bad game and you're ready to replace him? 

We'll see, but weren't there some rumblings in ST of issues?  Velocity down?

My gut says he's on a downward trend.  Hope I'm wrong, wouldn't be the first time.  And I don't get too worked up in April, don't watch standings until at least May.  Just a feeling, for now.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:This is sort of my fear with this team that we are a couple bats short.  It's so early and spring training was so funky it's way too early to say.  But even though we are 4-1 we've only really broken out in 1 game- the rest of it the offense has been pretty anemic.  

Especially if several of the better bats we do have aren't getting it done. A lot of pressure to keep putting on our pitchers. 

[runthebone 8042]

Well, we deserved that.

[cabowabo 4514]

Funny that Chas gets an error on that play when it doesn't matter whether he catches it or not.

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

Look at the bright side guys, we could be the rangers you know..

[DaysOff 7974]

Have we won a get away day game in four seasons? Just forfeit and get on the fucking airplane early.

[Wulaw Horn 19152]

19 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Have we won a get away day game in four seasons? Just forfeit and get on the fucking airplane early.

We won Sunday!  

[David Dennison 18946]

I missed the game, but what I'm reading is, we don't have a closer.

Great.

[David Dennison 18946]

Also, not being able to score repeatedly with two men on and no outs is piss poor.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Funny that Chas gets an error on that play when it doesn't matter whether he catches it or not.

Oh it matters. Ever seen someone fall running home? Or leaving the bag early??? He needed to make that catch because strange things happen in baseball

[huge 3795]

Also, not being able to score repeatedly with two men on and no outs is piss poor.

Not nearly as bad as the DBacks

They stranded 11 through 5

[Scraps 13577]

I fucking lost a lot of money today.

Fml

[huge 3795]

10 hours ago, Scraps said:

I fucking lost a lot of money today.

Fml

why

[Scraps 13577]

Astros lost

[huge 3795]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Astros lost

oh it was a wager

I thought you might have thrown your wallet in the commode in a fit of rage

[UTPhil2006 3812]

1 hour ago, huge said:

oh it was a wager

I thought you might have thrown your wallet in the commode in a fit of rage

Given how yesterday went that was on the table 

[Focht Up 631]

Charlie Morton going up against Joe Musgrove tonight 

[HtownHorn 14779]

28 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

Charlie Morton going up against Joe Musgrove tonight 

Or who won the last 2 games of the Astros World Series championship.

[Scraps 13577]

Astros off and Arizona doesn't have a game I can go to. This day sucks

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Astros off and Arizona doesn't have a game I can go to. This day sucks

Should have hauled ass over to San Diego for Opening Day at Petco.

[Scraps 13577]

Went there last September womp womp

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

I was not aware you earned a restraining order from the city of San Diego preventing your return. 

[Scraps 13577]

I am a one time hitter quitter sir

[Fudge Nuggets 19224]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Or who won the last 2 games of the Astros World Series championship.

Uncle Charlie doing his best LMJ in game 7 impression by hitting a couple of dudes in the first inning.

[Scraps 13577]

Well dammit just looked up ASU is playing USC at home tonight.

[tx 3 putt 77426]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Well dammit just looked up ASU is playing USC at home tonight.

epic fail 

[Wulaw Horn 19152]

14 hours ago, Scraps said:

Well dammit just looked up ASU is playing USC at home tonight.

That’s Ok- you decided instead to bang some random ASU coed and her friend you met at a bar last night instead, right? 

[Scraps 13577]

Yeah lets go with that

[Wulaw Horn 19152]

Last road series for a little while. Might as well win and let Seattle know who still owns the division. 

[tx 3 putt 77426]

We need good odorizzi tonight, get to 5-2 

Edited April 15, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

I really hate Odorizzi days. It beats an off day though. 

[TonyTexas 10527]

Yordan with the rona. 

 

[WBT 20669]

Didn't Yordan get it in 2020?

[TonyTexas 10527]

 

[Scraps 13577]

Oh god baseball shape

We may see him by cinco de mayo

[APMP 688]

Oh god baseball shape

We may see him by cinco de mayo

That bat speed always in game shape

[tx 3 putt 77426]

We made this chump look good this 1st inning