2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Do third bases coaches have a stat for runs given away for being dumb?

[Limp Brisket 546]

Carbon copy 

[WBT 20633]

Yordan!

[cabowabo 4492]

Great call sending Yordan Pettis. 

[Guadaloopy 10980]

3-1 is great, but it doesn’t feel good when it should be 5-1. 

[WBT 20633]

Ted!!

Love some 2 out rbis.

And good job windmill 

[Scraps 13566]

Nice play by Bregman even though he is safe

[David Dennison 18937]

Meat.

[Scraps 13566]

Can we trade Urquidy for Juan Soto?

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

9 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

3-1 is great, but it doesn’t feel good when it should be 5-1. 

You were saying….

[David Dennison 18937]

Nice inning, Jose.

[Scraps 13566]

Tee it up

[OB3 3629]

Thought that first pitch to Rodriguez was gonna go 460

[WBT 20633]

Urquidy is going to lose his spot to Brown or Odo. 

[Gut Wagon 8083]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Urquidy is going to lose his spot to Brown or Odo. 

Maybe he and Pettis should swap. Worth a try. 

[cabowabo 4492]

Urquidy needs to be part of a trade package for a catcher who can hit his weight. 

[WBT 20633]

Machete must use jedi mind tricks with how often he walks ahead of Altuve

Edited June 9, 2022 by WBT

[David Dennison 18937]

Come on, guy.

[cabowabo 4492]

Pull this scrub now. 

[Gut Wagon 8083]

Clown show 

[WBT 20633]

Someone wake up Dusty.  JV went 7 yesterday and a day off tomorrow...why did Urquidy start this inning?

[clapclapclap 9000]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Someone wake up Dusty.  JV went 7 yesterday and a day off tomorrow...why did Urquidy start this inning?

He's walking to the mound, oh impatient one.

[WBT 20633]

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

He's walking to the mound, oh impatient one.

Sure, 1 run later

[David Dennison 18937]

Yordan Alvarez is a pretty good baseball team.

[Scraps 13566]

Yordan is gonna hit .500 one season isn't he?

[clapclapclap 9000]

Not the best of slides.

[David Dennison 18937]

Wonder who gets plunked.

[henrygandorf 29194]

this lemahieu commercial is just chef's kiss during a game like this.

separately, there's a number in pretty woman the musical, or pwtm as it's known around my apartment, called "what's your dream?" from the black dude at the beginning of the movie on hollywood blvd.  that hits close to home.

[HtownHorn 14746]

This team is so frustrating to watch. Multiple TOOTBLANs a game, bad coaching, a lineup with 3-4 automatic outs most days. I just don't see Crane and Click thinking, yep this is the team we are winning another World Series with.

[Gut Wagon 8083]

Pulled away from the softball drubbing to check in on this game. Similar comedy of errors. 

[David Dennison 18937]

I don't like this game very much.

[cabowabo 4492]

Can we deport Urquidy?

[YChang 3455]

Seems like only yesterday playing the Mariners was the cure for what ails the Stros.

[DaysOff 7959]

This team is so frustrating to watch. Multiple TOOTBLANs a game, bad coaching, a lineup with 3-4 automatic outs most days. I just don't see Crane and Click thinking, yep this is the team we are winning another World Series with.

They're not. No George, no Carlos, no Cole. Scrubs everywhere.

This team has been living on borrowed time all season. The slide starts now. Everything is terrible.

[Gut Wagon 8083]

Took a great effort by our HOF starter to even salvage one win against Seattle. And barely managed that one.

I wish I could say we're on the verge of starting to hit, and hopefully we are. But there are just so many holes in this lineup. Way too many for us to be trotting out a 5 ERA starter and expecting to win. 

[tx 3 putt 77150]

Start the off season thread 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[Scraps 13566]

Urquidy has gotten bent over by Seattle this year

[Scraps 13566]

Alot of sandy V's in this thread. Get a grip

[Muny_Tex 293]

I still believe the Urquidy/Javier piggyback will end up being among the team’s most dangerous playoff weapons in a 7 game series…especially if LMJ doesn’t return to form.

*dangerous as in good/effective

[rvm96 1643]

I've never seen so many bitches in my life when the Astros have a 9.5 game lead for the division.

[Focht Up 631]

2 hours ago, rvm96 said:

I've never seen so many bitches in my life when the Astros have a 9.5 game lead for the division.

And the second best record in the AL

[UTexasFight 9511]

Right.

that’s the more important stat.

3.5 game lead for #2 seed

 

[TonyTexas 10518]

3 hours ago, rvm96 said:

I've never seen so many bitches in my life when the Astros have a 9.5 game lead for the division.

Yeah. I don’t really enjoy the night crew. If I wanted to deal with overreaction, fragile emotions and occasionally outright stupidity, I’d talk to my wife more. 

Edited June 9, 2022 by TonyTexas

[huge 3793]

Enjoy the day off ladies

[tx 3 putt 77150]

19 minutes ago, huge said:

Enjoy the day off ladies

 Lord of the Flies !

[HtownHorn 14746]

5 hours ago, rvm96 said:

I've never seen so many bitches in my life when the Astros have a 9.5 game lead for the division.

I would hope the Astros have a near double digit lead, the West is dogshit right now.

[Guest]

Gonna watch new episode of ObiWan Kenobi that dropped yesterday.  We’ll see if the stormtroopers can hit more shit than opposing pitchers lately…

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

put this together to see how well WS champs perform in the next few years. Houston's run has been unreal as we knew, but it's so far ahead of everyone else recently. 

Giants had a rollercoaster 5 years then dropped off.  Royals just dropped off the table immediately. Most have a one shining moment and disappear.  Cardinals continue to have a very good run and Dodgers are in the same category it seems so far. Man, Astros! 

[tx 3 putt 77150]

It’s almost as if they know what they’re doing (and tremendous drafting / scouting)

[Gourmand 7774]

https://www.mlb.com/astros/news/yordan-alvarez-best-hitter-in-baseball-2022