2022 Houston Astros Thread

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1 hour ago, runthebone said:

If Yordan is out for a while, we are going to score 2 runs a game for weeks.

 

we'll be lucky to score 1 run a game !!!!!

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[Scraps 13465]

That bottom 4 is rough

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6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

That bottom 4 is rough

 

the worst in the history of baseball !!!!

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

we'll be lucky to score 1 run a game !!!!!

It's time

 

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[runthebone 7874]

Don't worry, our man Chandler is on it.

[billfromlaketravis 11269]

55 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

[billfromlaketravis 11269]

45 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

It's time

 

Given the date, we're past the Super 2 cut off right? 

[Scraps 13465]

It's his hand.

Dusty said better prognosis than they expected

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

It's his hand.

Dusty said better prognosis than they expected

So it's not his hamate bone then?

[Wulaw Horn 18917]

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Given the date, we're past the Super 2 cut off right? 

Never any telling but really really close- you don’t know until the end of the season. 
I don’t think he’s enough of a prospect nor young enough that you worry about super two manipulation like with Tucker and Alvarez. 

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let's get it going early today 

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come on yuli

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if you're a call up, you have to swing at that last pitch. it was a ball but damn move that bat

[Horny Bull 2743]

Pretty terrible strike zone so far.

[perfectchaos007 6527]

This home plate ump is God awful 

[mrhorn 1370]

Jesus Christ this ump sucks. That was at least 4 well out of the zone

[Gut Wagon 8017]

Generous zone, blue. Call it straight. 

[Guadaloopy 10757]

Yep.  Sucks to get rung up in two balls in the same at bat.  

[Guest]

Cintron ejected.

I'd make it worth more than that.

Gotdammit blue.  Clean up your shit.

Edited June 19, 2022 by slorch

[Scraps 13465]

Hit ol Muff Burger

[Gut Wagon 8017]

Nice recovery there. 

[Scraps 13465]

We are gonna get about 3 more dudes tossed if this shit keeps up

[Guest]

Just now, Scraps said:

We are gonna get about 3 more dudes tossed if this shit keeps up

Fuck rushing the mound...rush the plate.  Get that motherfucker's attention.

Clean your shit up, blue.

[tx 3 putt 74778]

nice hustle by dubron 

[Scraps 13465]

Ruled a hit by scorer....lmao....everyone just packed it in for this game it looks like

[Guest]

a running interview during the game?

Holy furk.

( no i haven't watched the Sunday broadcast this season)

"I think my dad was right."  Fuck yes he was, Jose, and we all benefitted from it!

Edited June 20, 2022 by slorch

[Horny Bull 2743]

I am just not a fan of these in game interviews. ESPN can fuck off, there are plenty of other reasons why nobody watches your shitty baseball broadcasts. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1548]

loved that Altuve in game discussion.  He seems a natural at wearing listening devices. 😉

also, #13 why is he in the majors? 

[clapclapclap 8998]

I thought it was a cool interview.  Like Jose, I also enjoy going to art museums.

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fuck david cone 

[tx 3 putt 74778]

wtf ??????????

 

how is that not a swing 

[Horny Bull 2743]

Yeah, that’s a swing. Not really even close. 

[Guest]

I just don't understand how someone whose job it is in particular to watch, misses a call like that.

At a certain point, it's deliberate, not just 'human element.'

[Rip76 4871]

Just go to computerized umps already.

[Scraps 13465]

loved that Altuve in game discussion.  He seems a natural at wearing listening devices. 
also, #13 why is he in the majors? 

Thats why. He has power

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yall keep talking shit about #13 !!!!

[Rip76 4871]

Y’all keep talkin shit about JJ.

[Guadaloopy 10757]

Not a bad way to get your first career knock.  

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London HS Pirate tshirt !!!

[clapclapclap 8998]

Is he from Slovenia or something?

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yeah, id trade that ball for a yordan alverez bat 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1548]

6 minutes ago, Scraps said:

30 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

loved that Altuve in game discussion.  He seems a natural at wearing listening devices. 
also, #13 why is he in the majors? 

Thats why. He has power

i'll take credit for the reverse jinx.  The camerawork on that HR was foretold from the heavens, just perfect. 

Looks like some heavy negotiations going on in the stands for that ball. 

Edited June 20, 2022 by Make em eat Taco Bell

[Scraps 13465]

yeah, id trade that ball for a yordan alverez bat 

Julias panties....nothing less

[elfenix 34001]

What are you asking for to give up someone's first HR ball? Have to ask for 2 behind home plate later that year, right?

Edit: should have skipped to the end of the thread

[clapclapclap 8998]

Don't know where their family originated, but Matijevic is a Serb-Croat rooted name.

[Mo Horn 8680]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

yeah, id trade that ball for a yordan alverez bat 

Great question for the board. What would y'all do with the ball? Give it to him and say no trade item needed? What would you ask for? I'd ask for box seats to a future game, and a ball signed by JJ that said Mo Horn caught my first HR and traded this ball for it. 

[Mo Horn 8680]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

yeah, id trade that ball for a yordan alverez bat 

Julias nudes....nothing less

FIFM

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alvarez autographed bat