2022 Houston Astros Thread

[runthebone 8050]

So Pressly will be available tomorrow!!!

[Overlord 366]

Castro adds nothing to this team. Terrible offensively. Mediocre defensively. 

I was looking at contracts. Castro is making 2 million this year.

Tucker is making 765.


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[Wulaw Horn 19153]

4 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I was looking at contracts. Castro is making 2 million this year.

Tucker is making 765.


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I think you got that wrong. I think he’s making 4 or 5. He signed like a 2/9 or 2/10 contract last year. 
 

edit- 2 for 7. Carrying a 4.75 number. 
 

Jason Castro signed a 2 year / $7,000,000 contract with the Houston Astros, including a $2,000,000 signing bonus, $7,000,000 guaranteed, and an annual average salary of $3,500,000. In 2022, Castro will earn a base salary of $3,750,000, while carrying a total salary of $4,750,000.

Edited June 25, 2022 by Wulaw Horn

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Nice win.  I like Montero.  I should buy his jersey.

Someone hide Pressly's shoes until Monday.

Boone's breastfeeding someone's kid.

And if i'm not mistaken, the Astros have been even with, or ahead of, the Yankees in 17 out of 18 innings.

Fuck B9 leg pissing.  Otherwise Stros would be 2-0.

 

[Overlord 366]

Good lord


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[tx 3 putt 77567]

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

So Pressly will be available tomorrow!!!

hopefully we’re in another save situation tomorrow. You 100000000% run him out there. 
 

When Maverick lost goose, they didn’t let him sit around. They got him back in the air asap !!!!

Edited June 25, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[Guadaloopy 11023]

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully we’re in another save situation tomorrow. You 100000000% run him out there. 
 

When Maverick lost goose, they didn’t let him sit around. They got him back in the air asap !!!!

[runthebone 8050]

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully we’re in another save situation tomorrow. You 100000000% run him out there. 
 

When Maverick lost goose, they didn’t let him sit around. They got him back in the air asap !!!!

Maybe we can be up 5 or 6 and let him "close" it out

 

That's really what Jester did when Maverick went up with Sundown

[tx 3 putt 77567]

I’m thinking he fast forwards to splashing three boogies !!!!

[tx 3 putt 77567]

Hunter Brown tonight for the Space Cowboys: 5 IP | 3 H | 0 R | 0 BB | 5 K

 

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[rvm96 1643]

@Helobious

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Castro adds nothing to this team. Terrible offensively. Mediocre defensively. 

and makes north of $4 million/year. 

[tx 3 putt 77567]

Welp, noon can’t get here soon enough 

[tx 3 putt 77567]

Hopefully we get good Javier tomorrow, his #’s next to cole’s #’s 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

 

36mil v $700k

Edited June 25, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 77567]

 

[tx 3 putt 77567]

This is what the horses do. They end losing streaks and start winning streaks !!!

 

 

[tx ind 7013]

Lmao at that video, is that a bible next to franks hot sauce behind him?

[tx 3 putt 77567]

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

Maybe we can be up 5 or 6 and let him "close" it out

 

That's really what Jester did when Maverick went up with Sundown

[tx 3 putt 77567]

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Lmao at that video, is that a bible next to franks hot sauce behind him?

Correct lulz 

 

[tx 3 putt 77567]

Yankee visitors spread must be some bland ass food !

[TonyTexas 10535]

Donaldson is such a tool

 

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[WBT 20675]

I bet he called Castro Yogi too

[HtownHorn 14793]

2 hours ago, Starfleet Command said:

Call up Yainer Diaz now. 

That Myles Straw trade is still paying off. Ha, we finally fucked Cleveland in a CF for C swap.

Edited June 25, 2022 by HtownHorn

[tx 3 putt 77567]

The Yankees are little chippy with their hot start. They need to respect their daddy !!!!

 

it’s a long way until the playoffs 

[rvm96 1643]

Phil Maton came up big tonight!

[Intercourse With Gray 140]

Yankees need to realize they haven't been to a WS in over a decade. We have been to 3 of the last 5 and consistently send the Yankees home in the playoffs these recent years. Maybe shit talking isn't the best thing when you are playing the team that has owned you in October for 5 years. Fuck the Yankees. 

[rvm96 1643]

Blast from the past. Good for him coming back and becoming a reliever.

 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 77567]

Never give up 

[henrygandorf 29197]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Welp, noon can’t get here soon enough 

i only have to wait til 10am so suck it. 

[Hank Chinaski 6322]

8 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

That Myles Straw trade is still paying off. Ha, we finally fucked Cleveland in a CF for C swap.

Me, every time I’m reminded of that goddamned ‘92 trade:

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

If that asshole can make it to the bigs there is definitely hope for Whitley. 

[Hank Chinaski 6322]

Bregman OPS has gone from .694 to .767 in last 7 games. And his expected wOBA is still 26 points higher than his actual. 

[WBT 20675]

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If that asshole can make it to the bigs there is definitely hope for Whitley. 

2027 callup confirmed!

[Starfleet Command 441]

6 hours ago, rvm96 said:

Blast from the past. Good for him coming back and becoming a reliever.

 

 

 

Hasn't been particularly good in AAA but happy for him.

Appel is so interesting to me.  What other prospects of the same caliber never really showed anything in the minors like Appel?  Guy had maybe a few good months in AA and that was that? 

[Starfleet Command 441]

21 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If that asshole can make it to the bigs there is definitely hope for Whitley. 

Whitley's stock is very low but he's just a few months of looking like his old self for his value to skyrocket again.  Stuff is stuff.  

[TonyTexas 10535]

 

[Guadaloopy 11023]

10 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Donaldson is such a tool

 

Donaldson keeps resetting the limit for “peak douche.”

[rvm96 1643]

1 hour ago, Starfleet Command said:

Hasn't been particularly good in AAA but happy for him.

Appel is so interesting to me.  What other prospects of the same caliber never really showed anything in the minors like Appel?  Guy had maybe a few good months in AA and that was that? 

Are we looking at the same AAA stats?

[WBT 20675]

damn, 101 from Cole

[tx 3 putt 77567]

Good pitch 

[tx 3 putt 77567]

He swung 

[Mo Horn 8855]

He absolutely went. Should be 3 outs

[TonyTexas 10535]

This crew doesn’t know what a swing is

[Guest]

why are the Astros continually getting fucked on such an obvious fucking play?

It isn't a tough call.  It's fucking deliberate.

Edited June 25, 2022 by slorch

[Mo Horn 8855]

1st base ump... no he didn't swing, bring him back to the plate

[UTexasFight 9551]

That first inning on both sides gives me the feels of Cole’s last start. He mows us down for 6-7+, Javier pieces together a 1-2 run start, we rally against their bullpen

[WBT 20675]

I think he could have beat Donaldson to 3rd, or at least been close enough to make it a tough play

[tx 3 putt 77567]

Make Cole work