2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 19,232]

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

One of the best weeks in Astros history.

Saturday through Friday might have been the best regular season week in Astros history if we wouldn’t have blown the Sunday game. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,232]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

This team could be heating up 

Getting back Jake helped. Also, obviously, their spirits are buoyed by Whitley and his domination in the minors. 

[dr99 560]

put Odorizzi in the bullpen instead of Javier

[Guest]

Strommie was a slacker.

( Thought he was great, but damn, current situation begs the question. J/K)

Edited July 2, 2022 by slorch

[WBT 20,735]

19 Ks is his last 9 innings for Javier, if that's any good

[Scraps 13,598]

This is the pitcher who was tipping his pitches that Trout got pissed about lol

[Scraps 13,598]

put Odorizzi in the bullpen instead of Javier

I say just go to a 10 man rotation.

[Wulaw Horn 19,232]

3 things:

1) we need to get Javier extended ASAP

2) if he gets sent back to the bullpen ever again I will drive down to MMP with my torch and pitchfork. 
 

3) Javier is totally and completely untouchable. Like, I wouldn’t even have him in a deal we were kicking around bullshitting about Soto. Like- he might be good enough that you might feel comfortable letting JV go if he’s going to get some sort of 3/120 offer or something like that which you feel like would hamstrung building out the rest of the roster. . 

[Scraps 13,598]

Katie Nolan almost blew out my speakers laughing at the hot mic jesus

[WBT 20,735]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

7 minutes ago, dr99 said:

put Odorizzi in the bullpen instead of Javier

I say just go to a 10 man rotation.

Just pull the Dodger bullshit where every starter rotates getting a 10 day break on the IL

[WBT 20,735]

Julia shoutout

[WBT 20,735]

Why is Marsh's hair so wet?

[Scraps 13,598]

He looks like he lives in a marsh

[tx 3 putt 77,920]

That was a bad call 

[Pablo 495]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Why is Marsh's hair so wet?

pimp juice

[Pablo 495]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

That was a bad call 

we need a few every now and then

[Halohal 506]

 

[WBT 20,735]

Huh, I remember the Duke heptathlete when watching the NCAA championship a couple of weeks ago.  I didn't realize that was Marsh's sister.  I think she came in 2nd?

https://www.instagram.com/erinnmarshh/?hl=en

[Pablo 495]

11 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Katie Nolan almost blew out my speakers laughing at the hot mic jesus

that was when the ump said aww fuck, lol

[elfenix 34,385]

#thanksdodgers

[tx 3 putt 77,920]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Huh, I remember the Duke heptathlete when watching the NCAA championship a couple of weeks ago.  I didn't realize that was Marsh's sister.  I think she came in 2nd?

https://www.instagram.com/erinnmarshh/?hl=en

[WBT 20,735]

[Scraps 13,598]

JJ heating up!

[tx 3 putt 77,920]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

#thanksdodgers

we owe them a muffin basket 

[tx 3 putt 77,920]

Just now, Scraps said:

JJ heating up!

[HtownHorn 14,915]

Fred McGriff is actually a pretty decent comp for Alvarez. Delgado too.

Matijevic only hits for extra bases.

[Gut Wagon 8,105]

19 minutes ago, WBT said:

19 Ks is his last 9 innings for Javier, if that's any good

He's not Kerry Wood. 
 

We hope. 

[Scraps 13,598]

Fred mcgriff and Carlos Delgado wish they could be Yordan

[HtownHorn 14,915]

I guess Korey Lee will make his appearance after Javier comes out.

[tx 3 putt 77,920]

Javy is cruising !!!

[Scraps 13,598]

11 straight innings with 2 Ks seems good

[Halohal 506]

[DeadArmadillo 907]

Rake farm!  
1.5 inning of losing was enough.

Saw it was 1-0 Angels when I was at my folks house. Drove 2 miles home and realized I couldn’t watch it there. Drove 3 miles to my girl’s house because she has Apple TV. Found it and the Astros were up 8-1!!

Damn that was fast!!

[tx 3 putt 77,920]

Hahahaha ha 

[Scraps 13,598]

Machete fucking killing Altuve's OPS

[Scraps 13,598]

Angels made that way harder than it needed to be

[elfenix 34,385]

commentator's curse

[Scraps 13,598]

Well damn i want to watch that Blackbird show but fuck appletv subscription

[WBT 20,735]

22 swinging strikes seems like a lot

[Scraps 13,598]

Strike this fuck out!!

[Scraps 13,598]

Hahahaha

[WBT 20,735]

That's only 13 Ks...dude got ahead of himself

[Scraps 13,598]

Strike out incoming!!!

[WBT 20,735]

Just now, WBT said:

That's only 13 Ks...dude got ahead of himself

And then repeated what Pence literally just said

[Halohal 506]

[Guadaloopy 11,039]

Just mowing down the MVP candidates.  Kid is on a roll.  

[Scraps 13,598]

Nasty af

[runthebone 8,131]

Damn, Javier.

[UTexasFight 9,603]

17 minutes ago, DeadArmadillo said:

Saw it was 1-0 Angels when I was at my folks house. Drove 2 miles home and realized I couldn’t watch it there. Drove 3 miles to my girl’s house because she has Apple TV. Found it and the Astros were up 8-1!!

Damn that was fast!!

Why?

You don’t have Internet or an email address?

[Guest]

get that man a wheel barrow...

Edited July 2, 2022 by slorch