2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Tighten up Garcia 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Is it me or has Garcia just gotten worse as the season goes on? Not exactly the way you want to trend.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Legit balk or nah? Missed it from my seats.

[perfectchaos007 6,643]

Something about playing the A's brings out our worst baseball

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

9 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Is it me or has Garcia just gotten worse as the season goes on? Not exactly the way you want to trend.

 

it's a long season

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

Fuck this shit ass team from Oakland. So irritating. 

[UTEX_ME 4,762]

Defense goes to hell against the team. Truly baffling 

[TonyTexas 10,515]

That’s a pretty good example of why Dusty likes Yuli at first. 

[David Dennison 18,860]

3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Legit balk or nah? Missed it from my seats.

He shortened his usual wind up routine, so I guess the ump thought that was an attempt to deceive the base runners. 

[rvm96 1,643]

I'm not watching the game and just following the thread. I thought we were down 6-0 until checking the score

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

holy shit, 1980 astros hit 75 homeruns. 

12 pitchers

30 players total that season 

 

damn

Edited August 13, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[HtownHorn 14,683]

Altuve doesn't even need to take a bat to the olate anymore. They are just going to walk him, unless he gets frustrated and swings at bad pitches.

[WBT 20,572]

Damn, respect to her for catching that Yordan line drive

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

id kill for a young willie T on this roster 

[WBT 20,572]

Willie T!

This interview is better than Tal Smith droning on

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

kemp'n ain't easy !!!

 

go tuck go !

he's safe

 

[billfromlaketravis 11,483]

Kemp should know better. 

[WBT 20,572]

maybe score some runs?

[WBT 20,572]

The Yuli!!

[Rip76 4,928]

Finally.

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Go Yuli Go !

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

Slappy Alvarez 

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

We need King Tuck 

[WBT 20,572]

Ted!!

[Rip76 4,928]

Fuck yes

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

Fucking finally against these clowns. 

[perfectchaos007 6,643]

King. Tuck

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

King Tuck !!!!

[billfromlaketravis 11,483]

Yea!!!

[Rip76 4,928]

 

[Scraps 13,561]

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[APMP 688]

So my 4 year old son is really getting into baseball this week. Wants to play every day, asks about the Astros, etc. Twice in the past week, unbeknownst to his mom, we have spent bedtime watching the Astros.

First time was Tuesday from 815 to 830pm. Aledmys grand slam. Second time was just now, and he said "Daddy maybe we'll get another slam" after Bregman walked.

We have a new bedtime ritual.

[Scraps 13,561]

In the meantime the retards from NY blew another save

[WBT 20,572]

Pena!  ROY campaign back on track?

[WBT 20,572]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

In the meantime the retards from NY blew another save

JD Martinies and fat albers are awesome!

[Scraps 13,561]

So my 4 year old son is really getting into baseball this week. Wants to play every day, asks about the Astros, etc. Twice in the past week, unbeknownst to his mom, we have spent bedtime watching the Astros.

First time was Tuesday from 815 to 830pm. Aledmys grand slam. Second time was just now, and he said "Daddy maybe we'll get another slam" after Bregman walked.

We have a new bedtime ritual.

Making a kid go to bed after the rush from an Astros grand slam should be child abuse....just sayin

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

My story isnt nearly as heart warming but I got fed up and quit watching the other night before Diaz grand slam and just few minutes ago during Altuves at bat and missed Tucks slam. 

Piss me off again Astros!

 

[Rip76 4,928]

Time to pull.

[Rip76 4,928]

Time to pull.

[Scraps 13,561]

Skye bolt strikes again

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Fucking Skye Bolt.

[Scraps 13,561]

Red sox just walked off the jomboys

[tx 3 putt 76,960]

who would you pinch hit kemp ?

[Rip76 4,928]

Great throw

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Back out of jail. Sorry for offending you guys.

Let’s go friggin bullpen

[patrickdrinksbeer 791]

it should be impossible to think a guy with a 1.13 ERA in august is shaky, but goddamned if stanek isn’t up to the task.

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

This inning should be over but for a shit call. Bring on the machines. 

[Scraps 13,561]

Fucking skye bolt time.

We fucked

[David Dennison 18,860]

Oh no.