2022 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76975]

Heal up, now is the time to grab an extra days rest 

[dr99 560]

Dusty going with the worst is first lineup tonight

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

Dusty hits on 19.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 hour ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Can someone please get these fuckers the my pillow guys info so we don’t have anymore stiff necks?  

49 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Dusty hits on 19.

And sits on 9 against a dealer ace or 10. 

[UTexasFight 9454]

Honestly, no issues with this lineup… y’all must have forgot the Cueto game in Houston. Arguably our worst game of the year.

Not faulting Dusty for mixing it up from this:

[tx 3 putt 76975]

Cueto Is a witch vs the Astros. Hopefully we change that tonight 

[billfromlaketravis 11486]

Dusty and the replacement should bat where the starter was going to bat BS. Dubon should never lead off a Major League Baseball game. 

[UTexasFight 9454]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dusty and the replacement should bat where the starter was going to bat BS. Dubon should never lead off a Major League Baseball game. 

Get ready for 2 for 3 with a walk, 2 runs scored and an RBI 

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Get ready for 2 for 3 with a walk, 2 runs scored and an RBI 

It could certainly happen. It’s also incredibly dumb regardless of what happens. 
process over results. The process is absurd. 

[henrygandorf 29191]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Can someone please get these fuckers the my pillow guys info

[Scraps 13561]

Haha...dusty fucking laughing his ass off reading surly on his apple watch in the dugout

[Scraps 13561]

Damn that first pitch to Yordan was a mistake....should have hit it 450

1-0 good guys

[Scraps 13561]

Bregman is so boss

[cabowabo 4487]

Cheater!

[Js1 85347]

51 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Cueto Is a witch vs the Astros. Hopefully we change that tonight 

Say what

[billfromlaketravis 11486]

So Yuli gets thrown out of the relay man catches the ball cleanly, right? Haha, I’ll take it. 

Edited August 16, 2022 by billfromlaketravis

[IDIOTsavant 8484]

23 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Get ready for 2 for 3 with a walk, 2 runs scored and an RBI 

I’m gonna call it halfway there.

[Guadaloopy 10973]

This is hilarious.  I was among those going “oof” seeing the 1-2 spots in the lineup.  Dusty is a genius.  

[tx 3 putt 76975]

 

it's august 15th and we have a 13 game division lead. #1 team in the AL

[Scraps 13561]

So Yuli gets thrown out of the relay man catches the ball cleanly, right? Haha, I’ll take it. 

Wouldn't had been sent

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Bregmans wife should have had twins to make sure this hot streak lasts through the playoffs. We’re gonna need some more kids for him to hit for.

[Scraps 13561]

This is hilarious.  I was among those going “oof” seeing the 1-2 spots in the lineup.  Dusty is a genius.  

Surly posters questioning Baker = opponents booing Altuve


Neither will ever get it

[Scraps 13561]

Lol nice AB Vaughn

Eloy thinks its Mothers Day

[Scraps 13561]

Urquidy is sucking ass but these dudes are so horrible it doesn't seem to matter

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

The fact that the white Sox are 500 in that shit ass division is so bizarre. I love it. Let’s stick a broom up their ass and give Correa and the Guardians and Orioles a hand here. 

[TonyTexas 10515]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The fact that the white Sox are 500 in that shit ass division is so bizarre. I love it. Let’s stick a broom up their ass and give Correa and the Guardians and Orioles a hand here. 

It’s not surprising in that they don’t hit for power and the lineup is slow. Not a great combination. 

Edited August 16, 2022 by TonyTexas

[tx 3 putt 76975]

love altuve and vasquez talking away in the dugout 

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

It’s not surprising in that they don’t hit for power and the lineup is slow. Not a great combination. 

 

larussa isnt all there. they need a young and hungry manager, and they should have dumped players at the deadline 

Edited August 16, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 76975]

1, 2, 3 !

[Scraps 13561]

I see you FS1 cameraman

[Scraps 13561]

Dubon with a nice play

[HtownHorn 14685]

Just now, Scraps said:

Dubon with a nice play

Yeah that was very smooth.

[kevwun 15790]

Yeah, it's a shame he's not much of a hitter because he can play great defense.

[HtownHorn 14685]

46 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Haha...dusty fucking laughing his ass off reading surly on his apple watch in the dugout
 

Yeah, good thing you can always count on a routine double play being booted.

[Scraps 13561]

Yeah, good thing you can always count on a routine double play being booted.

Dubon didn't hit into a dp dope. Thats what the post was referring to.

[Rockethorn1978 6079]

Don’t you know? Every win is the team overcoming dusty and every loss is dusty.

[Scraps 13561]

Verducci just dong slapped 3/4th of the posters on this thread. I can already picture yall getting ragey

[Scraps 13561]

Hahaha suck it Cueto

Machete got em

[Scraps 13561]

Lets go Bregman

[tx 3 putt 76975]

bregman about go big dong on cueto 

[Mo Horn 8847]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

bregman about go big dong on cueto 

Or pop up weekly. Fuck

[TonyTexas 10515]

16 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Verducci just dong slapped 3/4th of the posters on this thread. I can already picture yall getting ragey

What’d he say. Watching on ATT

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

I mean whenever you can hit the leadoff guy with a 574 ops and the #2 guy with a 671 ops you just have to do it. 
The fact is it’s baseball. Any outcome can happen from any lineup contradiction at any time. And it will occasionally. 
 

[tx 3 putt 76975]

[Scraps 13561]

What’d he say. Watching on ATT

Dusty has the observation factor. He pays attention and knows when guys need off or swings are lacking etc.

4 managers fired so far and replaced with guys with no managerial experience because the front office just wants them to do analytics only and follow what they tell them.

Astros have best of both worlds. Etc.

[Scraps 13561]

Lmao Machete just fucked Harrisons world

[Mo Horn 8847]

Machete with the gun

[tx 3 putt 76975]

[tx 3 putt 76975]

tuck going to tuck 

[Scraps 13561]

Lets get a bomb off this dude

[tx 3 putt 76975]

he's safe