2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Js1 85342]

Facepalm. All around incompetence today. Offense sucked, Dusty sucked, bullpen sucked 

[David Dennison 18860]

Can we blame this one on Dusty or nah?

[UDontKnow 10445]

Montero should go spend some time in the minors after these epic fails.

[Rip76 4928]

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I guess we should have scored after the first inning.

Also this.

Also baseball.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

WTF. Dude was gas can last night so let’s do it again. 

[UTPhil2006 3807]

If you support Dusty then find a new thread 

[tx 3 putt 76962]

Back to Back bad outings is no bueno

[Scraps 13561]

Great time of the season for our 2nd best RP going into the shitter. Maybe he needs a IL stint to get some time off

[Guadaloopy 10972]

Just now, UTPhil2006 said:

If you support Dusty then find a new thread 

No.  I don’t necessarily agree with the move, but it wasn’t a terrible head scratcher.  Players gotta execute.  Not on Dusty.  

[WBT 20572]

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

This one's on Dusty. Isn't always, of course, but this time it is. 

I'd say it's on Montero, maybe just a little bit

[D3zii 3681]

I know y’all mad at Dusty but Montero has been good most of the season!!! Just a bad outing. . 

[WBT 20572]

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Montero should go spend some time in the minors after these epic fails.

Or a couple of days off and he'll be fine

[Gut Wagon 8073]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'd say it's on Montero, maybe just a little bit

I'd absolutely agree if I thought Baker should have brought him in when he did. 

[runthebone 7983]

Well, Montero sucks cock now.

[Scraps 13561]

Weird mound visit is weird

[WBT 20572]

If only Vazquez can get on for Dubon

[UTPhil2006 3807]

10 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

No.  I don’t necessarily agree with the move, but it wasn’t a terrible head scratcher.  Players gotta execute.  Not on Dusty.  

Don’t take him out, don’t throw a guy back to back. Simple shit 

[WBT 20572]

If only Dubon can get on for Yuli

[Mo Horn 8843]

Well that game fucking sucked. Just a bad, bad loss. 

[D3zii 3681]

Just now, WBT said:

If only Dubon can get on for Yuli

It almost worked 

[tx 3 putt 76962]

that L sucked 

[CycleTex87 2970]

Better to know now no Montero in the post season than then. 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

I hate the white sox

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

Really really glad Dubon could hit first to have the most important bat of the game. Well, after a Bregman bases loaded I guess. 
Always good whenever you can get you sub 600 ops guy the most AB’s in the game for you. 

[Scraps 13561]

I hate the white sox

I hate their fans

[Scraps 13561]

Eric Karros is high. He just opened the postgame with "this is a team that could theoretically win the world series" talking about the White Sox

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Would have been nice to pick up another game on the Yankees. Oh well. Win the next three. 
To win 100 you have to lose 62. Play again tomorrow.

[Js1 85342]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

4 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

I hate the white sox

I hate their fans

I hate their pizza

[D3zii 3681]

Dusty pulling Urquidy early

Bregman missing a routine play for the 3rd out

Montero who hasn’t been as good but could easily be our 2/3 best RP shitting the bed 

Not taking advantage of runners in scoring position 

 

This game could have been blamed on multiple things! Bottom line we have to be better 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

wow.  just wow.

 

but the yankees lost, so there's that.

[D3zii 3681]

Just now, Js1 said:

I hate their pizza

Actually much so like their pizza 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

 

Bregman missing a routine play for the 3rd out

 

 

With runners on and two outs, why wasn't he playing "no doubles" and guarding the damn line?

[D3zii 3681]

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

With runners on and two outs, why wasn't he playing "no doubles" and guarding the damn line?

I wasn’t talking about that one. I’m talking about the one he over ran that got Urquidy taken out. . 
 

so he really missed two key plays if you add that one 

[tx 3 putt 76962]

forget about it and lace them up tomorrow. 

 

be ready to be triggered, I'd throw montero again tomorrow. get your shit together now 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Stros have excellent starters, need to go 8 or CG in the playoffs if they are damn serious about the WS.  Yes, the anal-tix guys will shit themselves, but there is a fundamental truth to leaving the better devil you know on the mound. 

[cabowabo 4484]

10 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Bregman missing a routine play for the 3rd out

Lol.  That was not a routine play. 

[D3zii 3681]

2 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Lol.  That was not a routine play. 

It is for him!!! 

[HtownHorn 14683]

28 minutes ago, D3zii said:

I know y’all mad at Dusty but Montero has been good most of the season!!! Just a bad outing. . 

2 bad outings on consecutive days, and why the fuck was Urquidy pulled. He was dominant. And why did he go to a pitcher that can throw nothing but fastballs which the White Sox are more than capable of hitting. Was Dusty not watching at all what Urquidy had been doing.

You stupid motherfuckers are hilarious, the man is literally in charge of everything a team does. It's up to the players to execute. Fuck that shit, Urquidy was executing and he was replaced.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[HtownHorn 14683]

11 minutes ago, D3zii said:

I wasn’t talking about that one. I’m talking about the one he over ran that got Urquidy taken out. . 
 

so he really missed two key plays if you add that one 

That wasn't fucking routine.

[Wulaw Horn 19070]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Why do that?  McCormick has some thump and is a credible bat when you can get a Dubon his 5th AB? 

[HtownHorn 14683]

2 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Which goes to show that Dusty wasn't watching the fucking game at all. Urquidy had owned Vaughn all night.

[D3zii 3681]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

That wasn't fucking routine.

It was a joke! 

5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

2 bad outings on consecutive days, and why the fuck was Urquidy pulled. He was dominant. And why did he go to a pitcher that can throw nothing but fastballs which the White Sox are more than capable of hitting. Was Dusty not watching at all what Urquidy had been doing.

You stupid motherfuckers are hilarious, the man is literally in charge of everything a team does. It's up to the players to execute. Fuck that shit, Urquidy was executing and he was replaced.

[HtownHorn 14683]

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

It was a joke! 

It wasn't a joke, because your understanding of baseball is equally as shitty as Baker's.

[Bregs 225]

Joke, my ass.

[D3zii 3681]

16 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

It wasn't a joke, because your understanding of baseball is equally as shitty as Baker's.

Good thing I’m not the manager huh 

[WBT 20572]

54 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Better to know now no Montero in the post season than then. 

Lulz

[Pimphand 5752]

The only good thing about yesterday was the Yankee melt rages on

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just another reason why it would be nice to win the World Series this season. Hopefully the book will address the league-wide nature of the sign stealing issue, but based on the use of "their scandal" I won't get my hopes up.

 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Good thing I’m not the manager huh 

Leave this off of here. You will get banned. There are some soft pansies in here