2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 19,070]

This Sox pitcher is a flaming gash. He’s pitched 7 very infrequently and gone 6 only 10 times. Pulling him now when matched up against JV?  GTFO talking about him as a cy young contender. 

[tx 3 putt 76,970]

white sox guys still talking about those first two runs lol

[Js1 85,346]

Yankees lose again. How sad 

[Pimphand 5,755]

 

[Limp Brisket 546]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

This Sox pitcher is a flaming gash. He’s pitched 7 very infrequently and gone 6 only 10 times. Pulling him now when matched up against JV?  GTFO talking about him as a cy young contender. 

I hate the White Sox, their fans, their weather, their uniforms, all of it.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Let Pierzynski show up and it’s full on shit.  

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If it wasn't for Jose the Jesus shitbag Ortiz and a ton of other shit heads that have come through the ranks Rome would be my least favorite Astro coverage guy ever, but Drellich is a way bigger douche and the Jesus was a way bigger moron and shit stirrer.  Richard Justice is a half wit, but he's by far the best the Chronicle ever had covering the Stros. 

Who was they guy who got banned from the clubhouse for reporting that Dallas was happy not to have to meet with fans for picture day and then got caught trying to bang a minor? 

[UTexasFight 9,454]

5 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Who was they guy who got banned from the clubhouse for reporting that Dallas was happy not to have to meet with fans for picture day and then got caught trying to bang a minor? 

Idk but that definitely sounds like someone from this thread 

Edited August 17, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Correa would have had that

[UTexasFight 9,454]

JV with his designated CFer and designated catcher is going to ask for Diaz to be his designated shortstop 

[tx 3 putt 76,970]

nice make up dp 

[Gourmand 7,774]

17 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Only through 5

this game feels slow

Which means he’s about to destroy sept and oct (and first week in nov)

I hope you are right, but I just can't help but worry that hand is still bothering him and affecting his power stroke

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

7 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Who was they guy who got banned from the clubhouse for reporting that Dallas was happy not to have to meet with fans for picture day and then got caught trying to bang a minor? 

Hunter Atkins

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2020/06/04/ex-houston-chronicle-sports-reporter-accused-of-attempted-sexual-assault-of-child-online-solicitation/#:~:text=HOUSTON – An ex-Houston Chronicle,charge of harboring a runaway.

[Gourmand 7,774]

fuck you blue that was total bullshit

[tx 3 putt 76,970]

Just now, Gourmand said:

fuck you blue that was total bullshit

 

white sox broadcast called it a gift 

[Guest]

The HPU has wilted under the bright lights of this game from the first Inning.  Holy furk, dude.

[WBT 20,579]

Altuve's HR tonight puts him in the 20/10 club for the 3rd time.  He's had one single digit/50 season, two 20/30 seasons, and two 30/single digit seasons but never all that close to 30/30.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Yuli been making a living on hard ground balls and Texas leaguers. As long as they get through they all look the same in the box score but sure wish he could still hit the long ball every once in a while. 

[Limp Brisket 546]

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Yuli been making a living on hard ground balls and Texas leaguers. As long as they get through they all look the same in the box score but sure wish he could still hit the long ball every once in a while. 

It’s like he dips and hits off his front foot, slapping at pitches.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Cayleigh wore her Sunday church dress tonight instead of the club dress.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

This fucking ump

[Guest]

HPU misses again.

Absolute shocker...

[cabowabo 4,485]

Oh well…

[WBT 20,579]

Damn Dusty, always leaving the starter in too long

[Gourmand 7,774]

damn it Dusty!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76,970]

Just now, WBT said:

Damn Dusty, always leaving the starter in too long

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Y’all get off of Dusty’s nuts. God y’all are insufferable.

[Js1 85,346]

AGAIN?!?

[David Dennison 18,860]

Our defense has been less than stellar this game.

[Limp Brisket 546]

Verlander throwing 98-99 after TJ surgery on his 101st pitch at almost 40 years old is insane.

[D3zii 3,681]

Dammit Dusty did ya not learn from last night!?!!?!!  
 

 

Edited August 17, 2022 by D3zii

[WBT 20,579]

Need to score here to get JV the W to keep him on track for 20

[Limp Brisket 546]

Outside slider is death for Pena.

[David Dennison 18,860]

We need to get Mancini in the line up every day.

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Damn I thought Vazquez finally got one.

[cabowabo 4,485]

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We need to get Mancini in the line up every day.

Vazquez and Mancini need to be playing everyday with an occasional off day for Maldonado and Gurriel. 

Edited August 17, 2022 by cabowabo

[UTexasFight 9,454]

The postgame will be interesting to hear the conversation on pitching to sheets 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

3 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Outside slider is death for Pena.

At this point, I'm not sure why a pitcher would throw him anything else. It's going to be a liability in the playoffs if he doesn't figure it out. 

[maninblack 7,974]

5 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Outside slider is death for Pena.

Love affair

[cabowabo 4,485]

Lol. Way to go Neris. 

[Gut Wagon 8,079]

Are relievers not allowed to throw strikes to leadoff hitters? Seems so. 

[UTexasFight 9,454]

What happens to leadoff walks…

[tx 3 putt 76,970]

damn, nerris is all over the place 

 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Walk this dude

[cabowabo 4,485]

6 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

What happens to leadoff walks…

That’s what happens. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2,090]

Fuck. 

[tx 3 putt 76,970]

[David Dennison 18,860]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Walk this dude

Apparently no one told anyone what his BA is with two outs and RISP.

[Js1 85,346]

This is just so unsurprising 

[dr99 560]

Maldy is slower than Pujols