2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 10926]

I hope Pujols lands on exactly 700 and we all know that it’s really 699 because of that foul ball against us that he got gifted as an HR last year.  

[Wulaw Horn 18983]

9 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Not sure if it was mentioned already but Whitley started vs RR at Dell Diamond Sat night and had this interesting pitching line:

4.1 IP 3 H 2 R 2 ER 7 BB 4 K

Sugar Land won 6-3 with a homer from Aledmys Diaz.

Whenever you can keep it to only 7 walks in not enough innings to qualify you know you are doing something special. 

[tx 3 putt 76414]

Small bump in the road. His arm is getting stronger 

[UTexasFight 9380]

20 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I hope Pujols lands on exactly 700 and we all know that it’s really 699 because of that foul ball against us that he got gifted as an HR last year.  

Counterpoint: the Lidge one counts as two.

[tx 3 putt 76414]

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Counterpoint: the Lidge one counts as two.

If it ever lands 

27 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

I hope Pujols lands on exactly 700 and we all know that it’s really 699 because of that foul ball against us that he got gifted as an HR last year.  

[Wulaw Horn 18983]

Counterpoint to the Counterpoint.  I hope Pulols ruptures his heiman and never takes another AB again.  Fuck that guy. 

[runthebone 7932]

42 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Counterpoint: the Lidge one counts as two.

Counter counterpoint

 

Too soon

[Gourmand 7774]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Small bump in the road. His arm is getting stronger 

Yeah but his outing before that one was even worse

[Wulaw Horn 18983]

18 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Yeah but his outing before that one was even worse

But the outing before the outing before that one was tits.  

If he has a good offseason he should have some shine back as a prospect and I'd sort of be surprised if he doesn't spend most of the season with the team in 2023.  This might be wishcasting by me.  

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

[tx 3 putt 76414]

Let’s get it !!

 

Edited September 12, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[UTexasFight 9380]

That looks like a WS winning lineup to me!

[tx 3 putt 76414]

Kiss our field goodbye …..

 

[UTexasFight 9380]

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Kiss our field goodbye …..

 

Get Yordan and his knees out of LF.

call up Jake and sacrifice him to the CF land mines for the Oakland series.

Pray it’s somewhat normal by the last home series on the 27th….except Billy Joel performs on the 23rd

 

also, World Series game 6 is November 4. Same day that Elton John is scheduled to play MMP. That’s fun. Someone better be praying it’s Houston and LA.

Edited September 12, 2022 by UTexasFight

[HOOKEM4 5023]

5 hours ago, runthebone said:

Counter counterpoint

 

Too soon

No shit. Let that ball land first.

[Wulaw Horn 18983]

If Crane wants someone who isn’t afraid to make some moves I’m tanned, rested and ready. 
 

https://www.si.com/mlb/astros/news/houston-astros-among-teams-look-new-general-manager-james-click

[Scraps 13542]

Lol this is easy

[UTexasFight 9380]

Waiting on the the would it dong on that Torkelson shot

Can’t be many other parks that hold 416’

 

[UTexasFight 9380]

Gone in all but 6 parks:

 

 

[TonyTexas 10482]

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If Crane wants someone who isn’t afraid to make some moves I’m tanned, rested and ready. 
 

https://www.si.com/mlb/astros/news/houston-astros-among-teams-look-new-general-manager-james-click

But can you work with Dusty?

 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, UTexasFight said:

Counterpoint: the Lidge one counts as two.

Bullshit.  If it never landed, does it count at all?

[Wulaw Horn 18983]

12 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

But can you work with Dusty?

 

I would literally commit a homicide by mid May I think. 

[kevwun 15658]

Sounds like Click and his agent are negotiating through the media or Rosenthal got bored with shopping for bow ties online and is stirring shit.

Edited September 12, 2022 by kevwun

[UTexasFight 9380]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I would literally commit a homicide by mid May I think. 

Our new GM murdering the manager he inherited would be quite the plot line to a true crime/baseball movie mashup 

[UTexasFight 9380]

Fuck yeah.

Red light 

 

Edited September 12, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Js1 85115]

He out 

[Scraps 13542]

Out and machete is not in the way

[Js1 85115]

Lol tried to fuck that up

[Rip76 4914]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Lol tried to fuck that up

Just like the roughing the passer/targeting call vs Bama.

Stros playing D for the Framburglar.

[UTexasFight 9380]

Vintage Yuli

 

flashing leather.

and 2 out double 

[TonyTexas 10482]

Astros playing a very good game so far tonight. Defense, hitting, base running and pitching have all been stellar. 

[Guest]

Fat idiotic fuckstick at bar at Bush HIA wants prefucking game MNF instead of baseball, and bartender changes it.

 

About 6 people sound off, ‘WTF are you doing?’

 

Guess 2 people forgot where they were.   Fucking pregame.  WGAF?

[UTexasFight 9380]

What’s the Bellinger vs Peña 3 hit game count at these days?

[tx 3 putt 76414]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

But can you work with Dusty?

 

no way they get espada to stay 

[WBT 20423]

Something to zero?

[Js1 85115]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

no way they get espada to stay 

I’d rather dump Dusty. Thanks for keeping the ship righted after the scandal. Now goodbye 

[WBT 20423]

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I’d rather dump Dusty. Thanks for keeping the ship righted after the scandal. Now goodbye 

 

 

Holy shit Bregs!

 

Edited September 13, 2022 by WBT

[WBT 20423]

96 pitches.  Let Framber finish it you cowards.

[tx 3 putt 76414]

59 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Astros playing a very good game so far tonight. Defense, hitting, base running and pitching have all been stellar. 

just get healthy 

[runthebone 7932]

On 9/11/2022 at 2:28 PM, runthebone said:

We're scoring one run next game, aren't we?

What a dumbass!

[cabowabo 4453]

Framber is a bad mother fucker. 

[WBT 20423]

Framber!  CGSO!  Masterfully scattered 6 hits.  That's awesome.

[runthebone 7932]

Nice shutout, Framber!

[elfenix 34172]

cy valdez

[UTexasFight 9380]

And he’s still not the ace.

 

man I love these guys 

Edited September 13, 2022 by UTexasFight

[TonyTexas 10482]

Astros played close to a perfect game tonight 

[elfenix 34172]

was that game 2:20?

[runthebone 7932]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

was that game 2:20?

641 start, 2:43

[runthebone 7932]

Framber's ERA is a neat little 2.5

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

3rd CG of the year? who were the other two (if accurate)?