2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13570]

Nice pitch hippie

[tx 3 putt 77346]

Just now, Scraps said:

Nice pitch hippie

 

this might be an auto L

[tx 3 putt 77346]

don't run on machete !

[Guadaloopy 11012]

Motherscratcher!   DIRECTV stream is using my IP to limit me to west coast regional sports channels.  I was hoping to watch our boys exact some vengeance for 1980. 

[Scraps 13570]

 
this might be an auto L

No way...pena batting 2nd

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Motherscratcher!   DIRECTV stream is using my IP to limit me to west coast regional sports channels.  I was hoping to watch our boys exact some vengeance for 1980. 

http://weakstreams.com/mlb-streams/houston-astros-vs-philadelphia-phillies/86177/?sport=baseball

[Dennis Taylor 18854]

It's kinda cool of the Phillies to let a homeless guy play for them

[Scraps 13570]

Bregman back on that wanna be a baller walk up just in time for playoffs....oct 11 gonna be crunk

[WBT 20655]

Wtf?  We're overturning strikeouts now because the batter asks nicely?

[Limp Brisket 546]

Unreal on that overturned pitch call.

[Scraps 13570]

How bout we get a fuckin hit yo

[Dennis Taylor 18854]

24 minutes ago, WBT said:

Wtf?  We're overturning strikeouts now because the batter asks nicely?

That was absolute bullshit 

[Scraps 13570]

This gonna be first perfect game i have ever seen in person

[runthebone 8030]

Sometimes you have to accept that Aaron Nola, the greatest pitcher of this or any other generation, is going to throw a perfect game against you.

[UTexasFight 9523]

How many other starts has he had against us.

i was at a game in Philly in 2017 when he started and they shut us out.

the great Cameron Rupp had two homers in that game

[Limp Brisket 546]

Perfect game until Dusty benches the starters and fucks Nola with a completely different look.

[Scraps 13570]

Perfect game until Dusty benches the starters and fucks Nola with a completely different look.

Dubon'd

[Limp Brisket 546]

Exactly

[WBT 20655]

Dave Ward is looking rough in that Matress Mack commercial

[WBT 20655]

The Brewers are losing 4-1, so it's looking like the Phillies could clinch tonight.  If they do, then both teams can play grabass the next 2 days without worrying about the integrity of the game.

[Scraps 13570]

Jake bout to get called out on some bullllshit

Or not....right down the middle dildo

[WBT 20655]

At least Jake saw 9 pitches.  Best AB of the night?

[tx 3 putt 77346]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Jake bout to get called out on some bullllshit

Or not....right down the middle dildo

start the wave, change the mojo !

[Scraps 13570]

Gonna be funny when we win this 2-1 cause these dudes suck

[UTexasFight 9523]

We should not let Mike Scott have company 

[Scraps 13570]

start the wave, change the mojo !

Wave is up and running!

[WBT 20655]

Good game for LMJ tonight.

f the wave, go with rally caps

[WBT 20655]

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

The Brewers are losing 4-1, so it's looking like the Phillies could clinch tonight.  If they do, then both teams can play grabass the next 2 days without worrying about the integrity of the game.

Phillies have the tie breaker so they could clinch before our game is even over.  Milwaukee is batting in bottom 8.

[runthebone 8030]

Should have given Altuve a third AB

[runthebone 8030]

Great, now we have pissed off Nola.

[Scraps 13570]

Yordan says fuck this shit

[WBT 20655]

Hensley about to give us the lead

[UTexasFight 9523]

Now let’s score 7.

[elfenix 34331]

Thank fuck

[UTexasFight 9523]

44 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

Perfect game until Dusty benches the starters and fucks Nola with a completely different look.

!!!!

[WBT 20655]

Ted's about to hang an L on Nola

[Scraps 13570]

..

[UTexasFight 9523]

Urquidy is gonna like this bullpen thing if tucker plates 2 here 

[Scraps 13570]

That Schwarber homer landed like 20 ft from me

[WBT 20655]

Welp, looking like another celebration in the visitors' clubhouse

[UTexasFight 9523]

Schwarber just needed a  170 game season and he probably wins the HR title 

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

Welp, looking like another celebration in the visitors' clubhouse

As long as it’s the last one in 2022 

[UTexasFight 9523]

Brewers tie it up in the bottom of the 9th.

this game may actually matter

[Scraps 13570]

Even Schwarber knew he K'd jesus fuck

[Scraps 13570]

Fuck it....i am here for a walk off

[Scraps 13570]

Walk off the 2nd deck

[cabowabo 4513]

Wild card champions.  How cute……

Edited October 4, 2022 by cabowabo

[elfenix 34331]

wonder if the phils have a steve sparks to go get wet in the clubhouse

 

loud "fuckin' A" on phils radio

Edited October 4, 2022 by elfenix

[runthebone 8030]

Part of me says suck my dick for playing Dubon, Dusty.

 

Another part of me says let him get enough ABs to qualify because his OPS is even worse than Straw's.

 

[Scraps 13570]

That game sucked a big ol Rocky Balboa ballsack

[Guadaloopy 11012]

it don’t make a shit.