2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

Apparently Yordan going to have to single handedly win this series for us offensively. 

[cabowabo 4513]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

we just need a double, there wont be any homeruns today 

Maybe a sacrifice bunt or two?

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Not the plate discipline we need from our leadoff star. I realize he's never had it in spades, but in late season he'd cut way down on his Ks. 

[cabowabo 4513]

Lance should be pitching this inning. 

[Rockethorn1978 6102]

Awesome job altuve. JFC. Can our lead off maybe get a hit before the series is over. 

[runthebone 8030]

Altuve will snap out of it, they can't keep throwing him fastballs and getting away with it forever

[tx 3 putt 77355]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Lance should be pitching this inning. 

 

bp is loaded and rested 

[Guest]

Just now, runthebone said:

Altuve will snap out of it, they can't keep throwing him fastballs and getting away with it forever

6" over his head for strikes?

[WBT 20656]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Lance should be pitching this inning. 

He threw a great game but yeah.

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

Somebody cut open a tauntaun and let Altuve crawl inside. Fuck he’s cold…

[Rip76 4947]

Great pitch Neris.

[Dutchrudder 11150]

That was an awful at bat. Nees to get him to a shaman ASAP

 

[UTexasFight 9525]

Get 

a

run

Now

[Guest]

Hector Neris is fabulous.

[tx 3 putt 77355]

1 minute ago, Dutchrudder said:

That was an awful at bat. Nees to get him to a shaman ASAP

 

[TonyTexas 10524]

This is the inning we get some runs. 

[Rip76 4947]

You go Neris for one more?

[tx 3 putt 77355]

Just now, slorch said:

Hector Neris is fabulous.

 

fucking nasty 

[TexArcher 38041]

Neris feeling it!

I would kick all of y'all in the nuts for one right right now.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

[runthebone 8030]

Let's get a single and rbi double from our two man offense.

[Fudge Nuggets 19216]

SCORE FUCKING RUNS!!!!!

[Sal 1088]

Hard to complain about our pitchers blanking Seattle for 7 innings on the road. This feels like the inning to get ahead

[UTexasFight 9525]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

You go Neris for one more?

I could see him come out and face their 8, 9 who are both lefties 

[Macklemore 2873]

What’s the deal with Taco Bell having nasty ass looking people star in their commercials. Last year it was the nasty brunette whose hair didn’t look washed for a week and Pete Davidson doing his best strung out on smack look in this year.

[tx 3 putt 77355]

let's get the bats going 

[Limp Brisket 546]

You knew what was coming

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

What’s the deal with Taco Bell having nasty ass looking people star in their commercials. Last year it was the nasty brunette whose hair didn’t look washed for a week and Pete Davidson doing his best strung out on smack look in this year.

Target audience 

[WBT 20656]

Oh no, how will we ever score off of Munoz

[Js1 85538]

This team can’t hit a fucking fastball today 

[runthebone 8030]

Knew he was going to go up there again.  Damn it.

[elfenix 34331]

Let's fucking go!

[runthebone 8030]

Bregman fucking owns him.  Come on, Tuck.

[Macklemore 2873]

Breggy. Come on let’s get him home!

[rvm96 1643]

Way to jump him Breggy

[tx 3 putt 77355]

get him home 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

If they're sane, they walk Tucker. 

[UTexasFight 9525]

Tucker fixed his hair…

look out folks

[tx 3 putt 77355]

come on tuck 

[Rip76 4947]

Ugh.

[David Dennison 18945]

Pathetic showing with men on base today.

[runthebone 8030]

Fuck all these runners left in scoring position.

[tx 3 putt 77355]

damn 

[rvm96 1643]

Feels bad

[tx 3 putt 77355]

BP has to hold the line 

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Who wants to be a hero? Not talking to you, Seattle. 

[Telegraph_it 3359]

Fuckinggggggg fuck. 

[David Dennison 18945]

Is Stanek hurt or what?

[UTexasFight 9525]

Debbie downer comment: I don’t like stanek coming in in the 9th if this stays scoreless until then.

 

assured of at least one walk with as long of a layoff that he has had 

Edited October 15, 2022 by UTexasFight

[Dutchrudder 11150]

6 LOB for Houston, 4 for Seattle so far.  No walks for the Astros today.