2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

That wind is crazy. Our outfield is shaky as it is, having roof open wasn’t a smart decision if it was ours.

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

Thinking back...it seemed like Yuli should have at least knocked that throw down too.

Yeah there was no way he was staying on the bag and getting that. Have to go field it and knock it down. 

[Scraps 13584]

Every fan in that park should be on their feet screaming.

Only during Living on a Prayer right now in between innings....smh

[Dnaguy 12112]

1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

The mummy on first row behind home plate all of a sudden is starting to creep me out

 

Me watching the next pitch ….

[UTexasFight 9551]

Just now, Scraps said:

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Every fan in that park should be on their feet screaming.

Only during Living on a Prayer right now in between innings....smh

Well we are half way there…to being halfway there…to the World Series!

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

I could see that either way.  It's earned if you assume he would have gone to 2nd on Stanton's groundout, 3rd on Rizzo's, and scored on Gleyber's IF hit.

But if you assume that if he fielded Stanton's ball clean that he would have had an easy force on Judge at 2nd then Stanton would have been stranded at 3rd.

 

Well now they changed both to being unearned 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

What was that women shitting commercial?

[Dnaguy 12112]

Martin having a game at the plate!

[InkaUtexas 26181]

Another nice hit by Maldonado. 

[Macklemore 2876]

Maldy! Come on José. 

[UTexasFight 9551]

Maldy has been pretty good leading off an inning a shit ton this postseason.

 

too bad it’s Altuve we need to clear in the lineup the inning before 

[Sleepygrad 1029]

now would be nice

[Limp Brisket 546]

C’mon Tuve it’s past time

[YChang 3463]

What the heck is Altuve thinking here

[cabowabo 4514]

Can we bench Altuve?

[UTexasFight 9551]

Man Altuve has enough problems but they are pitching him brilliantly tonight

all away last AB. Now 3 change ups to start this AB 

[MirrOlure 14870]

He’s just not seeing the ball it seems

[tx ind 7013]

motherfuck, he needs to get going

[TexArcher 38080]

Altuve's so lost.

[Rockethorn1978 6109]

Altuve what’s the opposite of clutch?

[StruggleBus 3922]

Altuve is an absolute beating right now. Terrible at bats. Not even close.

[Dnaguy 12112]

Altuve can’t catch a break at the plate.

[Horn80 6135]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Can we bench Altuve?

No way

[runthebone 8050]

Jesus, Altuve.  Fucking do something.  Fuck

[Dnaguy 12112]

Just now, StruggleBus said:

Altuve is an absolute beating right now. Terrible at bats. Not even close.

He’s going to have to drop to like 7 if he keeps this up

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Altuve looking for Mancini-esque. 

[Dnaguy 12112]

The roof being open sucks a big one.

[Scraps 13584]

Bader is very punchable wearing a fucking mouthguard 24/7

[Horn80 6135]

What’s the story on Yankees green gloves?

[Sleepygrad 1029]

Altuve and Jordan are both off right now at the plate...fuck 

[Macklemore 2876]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Can we bench Altuve?

That would mean that’d we actually have a manager who manages. Altuve needs to be bumped to the bottom of the order.

[UTexasFight 9551]

I’m resigned to Altuve taking an ofer for the playoffs.

it’s not unfathomable for us to pull off a championship with Altuve being a complete black hole and not getting a single hit. what a middle finger to everyone that would be.

You think Altuve and the Astros cheated? Fuck you. We’ll put him at the top of order. He’ll get the most plate appearances possible on the team…and won’t do a damned thing and we’ll still win.
We’re sacrificing our leadoff spot to be an auto out and are still the best team in the sport 

[Dnaguy 12112]

Lay off the high fucking fastball guys Jesus.

[YChang 3463]

I hope the team regroups a bit, watch some tape, and adjust with this chasing the high fastball bit

[Scraps 13584]

God damn some of you are waterheads....Altuve doesn't need to go anywhere. Quit being retarded ass Helobiousessessess

[runthebone 8050]

Alvarez is cold, too.

[utxmike05 1828]

We allowed to close the roof now? 
hate these close games. Why can't we just hit like we did reg season....horrible stats when you look at offense aside form HRs. 

[royiv 9387]

Switch Maldy and Altuve in the order (sort of serious).

 

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

That would mean that’d we actually have a manager who manages. Altuve needs to be bumped to the bottom of the order.

Nah man. No way. 
Remember how bad Springer was in the ALCS and Game 1 of the WS before going nuclear?  

[UTexasFight 9551]

So Yordan is a close second to Altuve since the 6th inning of game 2 of the lds

i don’t recall him getting fooled and flailing at high fastballs way out of the zone like he’s done multiple times recently. 

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Altuve was as hot as he could be at seasons end. The layoff affect is real.

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Alvarez seems to have a bad reaction to champagne. Messes up his swing for a week. 

Altuve, meanwhile, needs to be dropping one down now and again. 

[mrhorn 1383]

That wind is crazy. Our outfield is shaky as it is, having roof open wasn’t a smart decision if it was ours.

They confirmed before the game that Jim Crane said it was Manfred’s call. The players prefer it closed.

[UTexasFight 9551]

Just now, mrhorn said:

They confirmed before the game that Jim Crane said it was Manfred’s call. The players prefer it closed.

Who is “they”?

[mrhorn 1383]

They/them.

Sorry TBS field reporter

[Wishbone 4789]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

Who is “they”?

The commentators. I heard it as well.

[MirrOlure 14870]

How many motherfucking shots of the motherfucking Yankees dugout and Aaron Fucking Boone are we gonna have to endure?

[Scraps 13584]

Oh i like that

[MirrOlure 14870]

Fucking awesome

[WBT 20675]

Almost looked like that was on purpose

[Gut Wagon 8087]

Quality start