2022 Houston Astros Thread

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I mean this is not ideal at all. 

Meh

[Wulaw Horn 19153]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

Yeah. They would have called infield fly if he had tried it.

I stand corrected.

Im a dumb.

I thought he should have let it drop and see if the Phillies got stupid and tried to advance. Worth a shot but it was obviously an IF fly. 

[YChang 3463]

Hold serve Stros

[royiv 9384]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

So, yeah ... who was the asshole sideline guy who jinxed JV during the Dusty interview? Everyone knows you don't fucking do that.

Verducci. I was screaming at the TV when that asshole did that.

[Rockethorn1978 6109]

Now the Phillies bullpen will of course be all unhittable because it’s the NL east and whoever makes it gets hot and plays over their head.

[WBT 20675]

Them going to Alvarado in the 5th of Game 1 isn't the worst thing.  I think we're going to get to him and Dominguez due to overuse eventually.  Philly doesn't have much else out there.

[Dnaguy 12109]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Outright choke job 

This.

[utxmike05 1828]

Stop going limp at home...

[wood 11286]

Just now, royiv said:

Verducci. I was screaming at the TV when that asshole did that.

So were we. Next pitch, single, and everything went to shit for 2 solid innings. Unreal.

[elfenix 34340]

Was that a pro Putin ad?

[UDontKnow 10450]

A duly earned 'no decision' for Justin Verlander even though it feels more like he lost the game.

[Pimphand 5933]

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Outright choke job 

Choked on applesauce

[cabowabo 4514]

Big game Verlander…..

[utxmike05 1828]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

A duly earned 'no decision' for Justin Verlander even though it feels more like he lost the game.

Agreed. It's one thing to give up a 2-0 lead. But giving up 5-0 is a big swing in momentum. And the tides have changed.

[wood 11286]

Just now, utxmike05 said:

Agreed. It's one thing to give up a 2-0 lead. But giving up 5-0 is a big swing in momentum. And the tides have changed.

Eh ... they can change back.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

3 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Was that a pro Putin ad?

It is a pro-you know who (TFG) dark money group, so yeah.

[WBT 20675]

The in-dugout interviews are stupid.  fucking fox.

[Dnaguy 12109]

[wood 11286]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

It is a pro-you know who (TFG) dark money group, so yeah.

What ad was it?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

Ok, Harvey has on his Altuve t-shirt.  He is miserable, but so far, so good!

[cabowabo 4514]

Damn, could have used this last inning. 

[Macklemore 2876]

Abreu should have pitched last inning. Fuck you Dusty

[utxmike05 1828]

Sit down mfers

[Pimphand 5933]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Abreu should have pitched last inning. Fuck you Dusty

This times 1,000

[TexArcher 38080]

Man, Abreu bringing straight nastiness.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

Just now, wood said:

What ad was it?

Citizens for Sanity

[deadshank 24653]

Abreu is open for business.  

[wood 11286]

Abreu with the filthy gas ...

[Dutchrudder 11154]

Wow, what a great inning of pitching by Abreu! Dude was throwing fireballs

[cabowabo 4514]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Abreu should have pitched last inning. Fuck you Dusty

And there is no reason not to bring him out for another.  But we know Dusty. 

[runthebone 8050]

Let him go 2.

[UDontKnow 10450]

Come on Astros, you have to be fired up after seeing Abreu come in and blaze the Phillies in rapid succession. Put some runs on the fucking board!

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Abreau's heat smokeshow is such a stark contrast from JV's lame 79mph breakers. 

[TexArcher 38080]

Need that lead back, come on now.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Astros hitters losing patience. 

[APMP 688]

This is where the home crowd can really help. You busted your ass the whole season to win as many games as you did. Make it count now.

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Abreau's heat smokeshow is such a stark contrast from JV's lame 79mph breakers. 

Abreu throws a curveball also...

[Dnaguy 12109]

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Was that a pro Putin ad?

 

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

It is a pro-you know who (TFG) dark money group, so yeah.

That’s the most gaslighting ad I’ve seen in a while.

Biden spends billions in Ukraine and not on us…. In a time of inflation supposedly cause by him spending too much.

Use stick photos of Blacks and call it Citizens for sanity….

There is no truth. Flood the zone. Throw shit at the wall. People are too dumb, busy, and / or lazy.

Is AI just pumping out political ads now?

[utxmike05 1828]

2 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Abreau's heat smokeshow is such a stark contrast from JV's lame 79mph breakers. 

JV's meat pitches

[YChang 3463]

Ok ok ok, in the spirit of Stros fandom unity… Focusness on the game! Despite stupid ass commercials. 

[Macklemore 2876]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

 

That’s the most gaslighting ad I’ve seen in a while.

Biden spends billions in Ukraine and not on us…. In a time of inflation supposedly cause by him spending too much.

Use stick photos of Blacks and call it Citizens for sanity….

There is no truth. Flood the zone. Throw shit at the wall. People are too dumb, busy, and / or lazy.

Is AI just pumping out political ads now?

Can we not have Greenspoint jinx and a fucking CR discussion break out in the ASTROS thread. Ok thanks bai

Edited October 29, 2022 by Macklemore

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Great now Tucker's not even hitting home runs anymore.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

Just now, YChang said:

Ok ok ok, in the spirit of Stros fandom unity… Focusness on the game! Despite stupid ass commercials. 

[Guadaloopy 11023]

Thomson with some Robertson level bullpen managing.  

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19165]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Can we not have Greenspoint jinx and a fucking CR discussion break out in the ASTROS thread 

[WBT 20675]

Yuli just keeps not striking out and letting babip work for him

[Bullneck 19218]

Just now, Macklemore said:

Can we not have Greenspoint jinx and a fucking CR discussion break out in the ASTROS thread. Ok thanks bai

LOL.  Truce called.

[TexArcher 38080]

There we go!

Let's manufacture one the old fashioned way.

[Lat22 4019]

LFG!

[YChang 3463]

Yeah Yuli! Come on Trey. Do something good